[dropoffs]

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[fleshingly]

[ hey welcome to applebee's! the ratio (rat-io) is currently 1:1 in here. this rat is chewing on some Quadruple Crunch Buffalo Chicken Shrimp Poppers™ at the moment. ]

[rosebleed]

[Walks in, ready for a corn-garita.]

Oh, hello! [She waves to the rat. Hopefully this time she will not be handed un-canned spam.] Enjoying your meal?

[fleshingly]

[ it squeaks

but it doesn't sound like a strong recommendation. this rat is pretty sure they just send these meals frozen to all the franchises and then reheat them in a microwave and it isn't good. ]

[satisficing]

[THIS RAT? WHAT IS HAPPENING.]

...On break?

[agamid]

[ looks at viktor trying to make kittypet to warriorcat communication happen ]

[fleshingly]

[ no? in fact it squeaks a lot. you asshole, it's hard at work here. it's doing its rat job. what are you doing right now? gawking? ]

[pathematic]

[

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE HELLO]

[fleshingly]

[ #justratthings ]

[ the rat drops its popper out of its adorable little fleshy paws and stares at him.

there is malice in the gaze. ]

[artificialsweetener]

[WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS RAT EUNHYUK.]

[bossbabygirl]

[wow she was already here so. passes the rat a corn margarita with a corn nuts spiced rim.]

...Hello?

[fleshingly]

[ it doesn't want this.

but instead of making that known with words like a polite rat, it summons two other rats to pick up the margarita and carry it off in their rat paws to pointedly pour it out onto the floor. ]

[polliwog]

We can have a proper discussion this time!

[ he sounds excited? no getting locked in! but there's still a rat here. ]

Oh, hello! Sorry, are we interrupting your meal?

[fleshingly]

[ yes. you are obviously interrupting. how can it possibly savor all the flavors of the Applebee's Spring Menu if you're all in here trying to discuss things with it?

Squeaking this. Explanatorily. ]

[artificialsweetener]

[Raising a hand in greeting! Why are they all in the applebees again!]

Ah, sorry, I hope you don't mind us coming in for a quick chat! You can have some of our s'mores, if you'd like!

[fleshingly]

[ why the FUCK are you all in the applebee's. this is a terrible place. the vibes are so fucking awful.

it squeaks, snippy, that you are all crowding it. ]

[barriermaddened]

[Sora doesn't seem tremendously baffled by the rat]

Hard day at the bank, I presume?

[After a long day of rat capitalism you just need some shrimp poppers, maybe]

[fleshingly]

[ does this LOOK like a desk job rat? I feel like it doesn't have the soft, unblemished flesh of an indoorsy rat.

it concentrates for a moment, and something rumbles in the distance. ]

[egodist]

[he thinks about asking viktor to catch this rat with his teeth]

[fleshingly]

[ the rat doesn't look surprised that scien is having psychotic thoughts to himself. ]

[rav3n]

[Rat, buddy, you have no idea what life is like right now.

I GUESS WE'RE ALL GATHERED HERE IN THIS APPLEBEE'S FOR VERY IMPORTANT AND SERIOUS REASONS...... RATS AGAIN? NO PROBLEM WHAT ELSE IS NEW]

[fleshingly]

[ alone with rats on a friday night? pathetic. ]

[ratbrows]

[well now the rat-io is 2:1 in here]

[agamid]

[ offers this rat some non-poisoned water ]

A drink, my lady?

[dropoffs]

Why're we all crowding around this rat? [ SO MANY OF YOU ARE IN HERE ]

[uncoincidental]

[literally why is it always rats with this place



anyway, after watching it make other rats swarm vash:]

Long day?

[she's probably sipping a root beer or something idk]