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[fleshingly]

[ hey welcome to applebee's! the ratio (rat-io) is currently 1:1 in here. this rat is chewing on some Quadruple Crunch Buffalo Chicken Shrimp Poppers™ at the moment. ]

[rosebleed]

[Walks in, ready for a corn-garita.]

Oh, hello! [She waves to the rat. Hopefully this time she will not be handed un-canned spam.] Enjoying your meal?

[satisficing]

[THIS RAT? WHAT IS HAPPENING.]

...On break?

[pathematic]

[

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE HELLO]

[bossbabygirl]

[wow she was already here so. passes the rat a corn margarita with a corn nuts spiced rim.]

...Hello?

[polliwog]

We can have a proper discussion this time!

[ he sounds excited? no getting locked in! but there's still a rat here. ]

Oh, hello! Sorry, are we interrupting your meal?

[artificialsweetener]

[Raising a hand in greeting! Why are they all in the applebees again!]

Ah, sorry, I hope you don't mind us coming in for a quick chat! You can have some of our s'mores, if you'd like!

[barriermaddened]

[Sora doesn't seem tremendously baffled by the rat]

Hard day at the bank, I presume?

[After a long day of rat capitalism you just need some shrimp poppers, maybe]

[egodist]

[he thinks about asking viktor to catch this rat with his teeth]

[rav3n]

[Rat, buddy, you have no idea what life is like right now.

I GUESS WE'RE ALL GATHERED HERE IN THIS APPLEBEE'S FOR VERY IMPORTANT AND SERIOUS REASONS...... RATS AGAIN? NO PROBLEM WHAT ELSE IS NEW]

[agamid]

[ looks at viktor trying to make kittypet to warriorcat communication happen ]

[ratbrows]

[well now the rat-io is 2:1 in here]

[fleshingly]

[ it squeaks

but it doesn't sound like a strong recommendation. this rat is pretty sure they just send these meals frozen to all the franchises and then reheat them in a microwave and it isn't good. ]

[satisficing]

[he's at least not DROPPING A FUCKING BRICK ON IT LIKE SOMEONE]

[fleshingly]

[ no? in fact it squeaks a lot. you asshole, it's hard at work here. it's doing its rat job. what are you doing right now? gawking? ]

[rosebleed]

Oh dear. That's unfortunate. [She pats the Rat on the shoulder.] Perhaps you should come try some of Dahut's baking sometime? He's a master in the kitchen.

[agamid]

[ offers this rat some non-poisoned water ]

A drink, my lady?

[fleshingly]

[ #justratthings ]

[ the rat drops its popper out of its adorable little fleshy paws and stares at him.

there is malice in the gaze. ]

[polliwog]

[ DON'T BRICK THEIR FUCKING RAT GUEST THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO ENJOY THEIR Soft, Bavarian-style pretzel sticks are ready to dip in BLUE MOON® white Cheddar beer cheese and honey Dijon mustard ]

[fleshingly]

[ it doesn't want this.

but instead of making that known with words like a polite rat, it summons two other rats to pick up the margarita and carry it off in their rat paws to pointedly pour it out onto the floor. ]

[agamid]

[ DID YOU RIP THIS FROM THE APPLEBEES MENU I'M GONNA LOSE IT ]

[ratbrows]

[!!!! takes the cup with its dainty paws and gives dion a curtsy of gratitude

it does not gaze lovingly upon him because it respects his preferences, instead it is full of platonic love]

[ratbrows]

[The rat-io is now 3:1.]

[fleshingly]

[ yes. you are obviously interrupting. how can it possibly savor all the flavors of the Applebee's Spring Menu if you're all in here trying to discuss things with it?

Squeaking this. Explanatorily. ]

[bossbabygirl]

Rude.

[but she is a little concerned here.]

Hey, squeak once for yes and squeak twice for no. Are you... new around here?