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[polliwog]

[ he doesn't speak rat

if this rat isn't 6' tall he's going to bite it if he catches it ]

[fleshingly]

[ it has the ego of a much bigger rat but it seems as if it is, alas, a regular sized rat that can merely bend the minds and wills of all other rats within the rat-hive-mind

it will leap off of the bar and scurry around on the floor so sidon looks like a fucking fool trying to catch it. ]

[polliwog]

[ THE ONLY NORMAL SIZED RAT IN THE GRAVEYARD.

if he catches you he's going to put you in his mouth, ratnagon. THEN who's going to look stupid? that's right, BOTH of them. ]

[fleshingly]

[ sure he can put this rat in his mouth and its just going to squeak VIOLENTLY and ANGRILY it has never been more offended in its entire RAT LIFE ]

[polliwog]

[ how fucked up would it be if he vored a rat at applebees on a friday

he's just going to carry it around in his teeth like a cat would but he'd probably deliver it to viktor anyway so we can merge the rat time continuums ]

[satisficing]

[Even though it gives the big ouchies, he pats Sidon on the head for the rat and when he does so, another bubble appears with the words PATPAT! in it.]

[polliwog]

[ yay thanks but also what the fuck. wipes off some gross rat fur from his mouth and stares. ]

Viktor, something is... happening.

[satisficing]

There's a lot I don't understand in this place, but I also don't understand this!

[ANOTHER ONE APPEARS. It has a 💢 in it.]

[polliwog]

Did someone... curse you?

[ IN THIS, THE HALLOWED NEUTRAL ZONE, APPLEBEES? ]

I wonder if we can curse our rat friend to see if it's a person.

[satisficing]

Why...? Who cursed me?!

[HE SUFFERS SO MUCH HAND FOR WHAT! The bubble that appears has a THRUM word of doom in it.]

I'm pretty sure it's a person. [The rat is, like, right there.] I'm pretty sure that person is Lucien.

[egodist]

[helpfully and not at all with the intention to start shit]

Do you suppose he's literate as a rat? Do you think he got your letter?

[satisficing]

Don't you say anything!

[fleshingly]

[ im sorry sir are you implying youve read his private rat-correspondence? ]

[bossbabygirl]

Yep.

[gross, she kissed a rat lucien.]

He wasn't in here before Lucien called me and then he was in here immediately after the call dropped suddenly.

[polliwog]

Yes, well...! [ looks at eunhyuk's floor poppers ] It did seem that way.

[ bites him anyway ]

I don't think this will be enough to discourage him.

[rosebleed]

Lucien!

[DELIGHTED! CLAPPING HER HANDS TOGETHER!]

I'm so glad, he came all this way just to see you Viktor!

[artificialsweetener]

[This is very cute and sweet and a wonderful gay rat wedding reunion and all BUT ALSO:] Why can he summon so many rats...

[barriermaddened]

I hope he thinks this was all worth it.

[To the majority of people this is all an insane fever dream. To Lucien...who knows what he'll think, for sure -- but if he regrets it then whooops, we ruined things, our bad]

[rav3n]

[


Once again, more quietly:]

Messy...

[fleshingly]

[ is being a rat not curse enough you monster ]

[polliwog]

[ boops his wittle nose ]

[rosebleed]

[Kisses his wee rat head]

We've missed you!

[some of them did at least]

[artificialsweetener]

[At least he's not a dissected rat...! He's just watching as everyone kisses and pats and boops this rat like it's the cutest thing he's ever seen.]

[pathematic]

[hands sidon a napkin for his gross rat fur mouth]

[polliwog]

[ he takes one of the tacky themed applebees napkins ]

Oh, thank you, Eunhyuk! I still have all that energy from Wednesday, I suppose.