[dropoffs]

Comments

[satisficing]

[Even though it gives the big ouchies, he pats Sidon on the head for the rat and when he does so, another bubble appears with the words PATPAT! in it.]

[polliwog]

[ yay thanks but also what the fuck. wipes off some gross rat fur from his mouth and stares. ]

Viktor, something is... happening.

[satisficing]

There's a lot I don't understand in this place, but I also don't understand this!

[ANOTHER ONE APPEARS. It has a 💢 in it.]

[polliwog]

Did someone... curse you?

[ IN THIS, THE HALLOWED NEUTRAL ZONE, APPLEBEES? ]

I wonder if we can curse our rat friend to see if it's a person.

[satisficing]

Why...? Who cursed me?!

[HE SUFFERS SO MUCH HAND FOR WHAT! The bubble that appears has a THRUM word of doom in it.]

I'm pretty sure it's a person. [The rat is, like, right there.] I'm pretty sure that person is Lucien.

[egodist]

[helpfully and not at all with the intention to start shit]

Do you suppose he's literate as a rat? Do you think he got your letter?

[satisficing]

Don't you say anything!

[fleshingly]

[ im sorry sir are you implying youve read his private rat-correspondence? ]

[bossbabygirl]

Yep.

[gross, she kissed a rat lucien.]

He wasn't in here before Lucien called me and then he was in here immediately after the call dropped suddenly.

[satisficing]

This is what he deserves for being an idiot about the summoning.

[polliwog]

Yes, well...! [ looks at eunhyuk's floor poppers ] It did seem that way.

[ bites him anyway ]

I don't think this will be enough to discourage him.

[satisficing]

It won'--Sidon! Don't bite.

[IT'S LIKE YOU BIT HIM, THE TAG IS SO UNCERTAIN.]

[fleshingly]

[ the rat dies ]

[rosebleed]

Lucien!

[DELIGHTED! CLAPPING HER HANDS TOGETHER!]

I'm so glad, he came all this way just to see you Viktor!

[satisficing]

Don't encourage him, he's terrible.

[artificialsweetener]

[This is very cute and sweet and a wonderful gay rat wedding reunion and all BUT ALSO:] Why can he summon so many rats...

[pathematic]

...How do we send him back?

[barriermaddened]

I hope he thinks this was all worth it.

[To the majority of people this is all an insane fever dream. To Lucien...who knows what he'll think, for sure -- but if he regrets it then whooops, we ruined things, our bad]

[rav3n]

[


Once again, more quietly:]

Messy...

[fleshingly]

[ is being a rat not curse enough you monster ]

[polliwog]

[ boops his wittle nose ]

[rosebleed]

[Kisses his wee rat head]

We've missed you!

[some of them did at least]

[artificialsweetener]

[At least he's not a dissected rat...! He's just watching as everyone kisses and pats and boops this rat like it's the cutest thing he's ever seen.]

[pathematic]

[hands sidon a napkin for his gross rat fur mouth]

[polliwog]

[ he takes one of the tacky themed applebees napkins ]

Oh, thank you, Eunhyuk! I still have all that energy from Wednesday, I suppose.