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Comments

[satisficing]

Why...? Who cursed me?!

[HE SUFFERS SO MUCH HAND FOR WHAT! The bubble that appears has a THRUM word of doom in it.]

I'm pretty sure it's a person. [The rat is, like, right there.] I'm pretty sure that person is Lucien.

[egodist]

[helpfully and not at all with the intention to start shit]

Do you suppose he's literate as a rat? Do you think he got your letter?

[satisficing]

Don't you say anything!

[egodist]

[fine then he's just laughing maniacally to himself]

[fleshingly]

[ im sorry sir are you implying youve read his private rat-correspondence? ]

[egodist]

[wouldn't you like to know weatherat boy]

[bossbabygirl]

Yep.

[gross, she kissed a rat lucien.]

He wasn't in here before Lucien called me and then he was in here immediately after the call dropped suddenly.

[satisficing]

This is what he deserves for being an idiot about the summoning.

[bossbabygirl]

Oh... I think he asked a fourth question. Like, kind of a sassy sarcastic one, but it was four.

[satisficing]

[Oh my GOD. ROLLS HIS EYES TO THE SKY.]

I'm going to kill him myself.

[polliwog]

Yes, well...! [ looks at eunhyuk's floor poppers ] It did seem that way.

[ bites him anyway ]

I don't think this will be enough to discourage him.

[satisficing]

It won'--Sidon! Don't bite.

[IT'S LIKE YOU BIT HIM, THE TAG IS SO UNCERTAIN.]

[fleshingly]

[ the rat dies ]

[polliwog]

[ STOP ALL OF YOU HE WASN'T BITING HIM AGAIN

anyway, as an aside to viktor, ]

Yes, yes. [ he'll give the rat a lil kiss on the top of its head instead mwah ] Safe travels.

[fleshingly]

[ no im not kidding the rat is straight up dead ]

[rosebleed]

Lucien!

[DELIGHTED! CLAPPING HER HANDS TOGETHER!]

I'm so glad, he came all this way just to see you Viktor!

[satisficing]

Don't encourage him, he's terrible.

[artificialsweetener]

[This is very cute and sweet and a wonderful gay rat wedding reunion and all BUT ALSO:] Why can he summon so many rats...

[pathematic]

...How do we send him back?

[barriermaddened]

He'll probably go back on his own once he had enough of this place.

[Of our unhinged Helly Belly]

[artificialsweetener]

Good question! I don't know how he got here in the first place, so...

[fleshingly]

[ intrinsically powerful rat aura ]

[artificialsweetener]

[goodnight sweet powerful rat overlord of applebee's...]

[barriermaddened]

I hope he thinks this was all worth it.

[To the majority of people this is all an insane fever dream. To Lucien...who knows what he'll think, for sure -- but if he regrets it then whooops, we ruined things, our bad]

[rav3n]

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Once again, more quietly:]

Messy...