[ In reality, I think he would try, but i also think there's a coinflip with playing dead so the rats think he's boring. Opossum technique works sometimes, you know? What if they enrage the rat king? What if thousands of rats become millions of rats?
What then? Are they prepared for the never-ending war against ratkind? Can RatClan persevere with its amount of kittypets, even if BossyBangs rises to be BossyStar?! Vash often thinks about the consequences... He thinks about them a lot despite having trouble seeing past tomorrow. ]
the rats retreat for now but you can tell by the look in their eye that this isn't over, they will remember this day and pass it down in their rat histories to their rat children and rat grandchildren and one day he will pay for the greatest sin of all: being slightly annoying ]
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its mostly just horrible because all of their flesh is touching him. an unpleasant sensation. deeply horrifying. ]
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MAKE YOURSELF A SMALLER TARGET VASH!
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983458923 to go]
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But also goes to like slap the rats off. Maybe with a laminated menu or sth, trying not to damage vash leaves her with limited options]
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just chucking rats to and fro forever ]
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What then? Are they prepared for the never-ending war against ratkind? Can RatClan persevere with its amount of kittypets, even if BossyBangs rises to be BossyStar?! Vash often thinks about the consequences... He thinks about them a lot despite having trouble seeing past tomorrow. ]
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Well, this rat's lunch break is over. Heads back to work at Trader Binky's]
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the rats retreat for now but you can tell by the look in their eye that this isn't over, they will remember this day and pass it down in their rat histories to their rat children and rat grandchildren and one day he will pay for the greatest sin of all: being slightly annoying ]
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There there...
[Draws him into a hug]
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[she will try to dig through the rat pile to help pull vash out of it though]
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Remember when Sidon was in love with Viktor? I miss when life was that simple....
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[3 people were already dead]
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The rat claims to be the one making the place rumble from time to time, and the reason is 'shits and giggles'.
I inform you two just so there are witnesses and therefore nobody can say I made this up.
[And she walks away, having provided further proof that yeah, things gave gone downhill into insanity territory]
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