[ In reality, I think he would try, but i also think there's a coinflip with playing dead so the rats think he's boring. Opossum technique works sometimes, you know? What if they enrage the rat king? What if thousands of rats become millions of rats?
What then? Are they prepared for the never-ending war against ratkind? Can RatClan persevere with its amount of kittypets, even if BossyBangs rises to be BossyStar?! Vash often thinks about the consequences... He thinks about them a lot despite having trouble seeing past tomorrow. ]
the rats retreat for now but you can tell by the look in their eye that this isn't over, they will remember this day and pass it down in their rat histories to their rat children and rat grandchildren and one day he will pay for the greatest sin of all: being slightly annoying ]
[ perhaps somewhere in the depths of its rat soul it merely wanted him to experience a moment of humiliation and not ACTUALLY CRYING thats just sad. poor vash. well the underling is doing it now so it'd be destroying rat jobs to fire it now. ]
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What then? Are they prepared for the never-ending war against ratkind? Can RatClan persevere with its amount of kittypets, even if BossyBangs rises to be BossyStar?! Vash often thinks about the consequences... He thinks about them a lot despite having trouble seeing past tomorrow. ]
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Well, this rat's lunch break is over. Heads back to work at Trader Binky's]
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the rats retreat for now but you can tell by the look in their eye that this isn't over, they will remember this day and pass it down in their rat histories to their rat children and rat grandchildren and one day he will pay for the greatest sin of all: being slightly annoying ]
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There there...
[Draws him into a hug]
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I smell like rat flesh, so...
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sending a six foot rat to pat him on the back i guess my god get it together ]
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Oh, rat king! I knew you were actually nice!
[ Even though the rat sent a 6' underling to deal with him. ]
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Maybe we should get you out of here.
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Thanks, Luke. I'm actually doing all right.
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Get up, won't you?
[Well at least she offers a hand to pull him up]
You getting swarmed like that was helpful, as hard as it may be to believe.
[Helped put that rat in a better mood than otherwise, so yeah, worth it, probably]