eunhyuk, you cast a holy light spell at the monster, but with a [2], it backfires. it splutters, like you're not going to be able to cast at all, and then abruptly it bursts in your face and covers you in light burns. you are going to be roasted like a (refrigerator) turkey. however, with harley's assist on a 13, some of the light reroutes and hits eunyoo again. she shrieks and staggers backwards, covering her face.
viktor looks extremely apologetic at lucien for setting him on fire and then proceeds to hit him with another magic missile, only this time he realizes his mistake halfway through and jerks his staff to the side. when he does, one of them zooms back and slices through one of his hands. clean off, there it goes, goodbye. yeet.
lucien: you can in fact hp steal! with an [11] you get 11 hitpoints. you now have 12. the fake viktor shrieks again, and wobbles, knife to the gut as you pull his life energy out of him into yourself. romantic. and then you take like four magic missiles to the back and are at 1 hit point again.
harley, your ass shaking is iconic and your bad rolls are chronic but thankfully you had a reroll in there somewhere. ivy dodges out of the way of your dagger with ease [3], moving like a broken, fucked up ragdoll, but the good news is that your twerking helps eunhyuk and yuri like. [16] thinks you're the coolest person she's ever met in her life. the zombie yuri considers bisexuality. she then decides to be toxic and leaps on ivy with a shadowy weapon you can't really see.
shouxue, our queen, absolutely brilliantly stabs gaojun directly in the chest [18]. goopy, awful shadow spurts out and his body melts into the temple ground, turning to ashes, and then to nothing. you feel like you hear a weird click noise, and two of claude's weaknesses unlock. dagger and lightning. as you jump out of the way to avoid getting hit, your vision wavers dangerously. hey remember how you were going blind earlier? that's still a problem!
claude seems more bored than irritated by this turn of events, but his 'unlocked weakness' makes him grin at all of you in this awful, lecherous way. he rocks to his feet.
arcanette, meanwhile, seems to be counting between the zombie figures. eenie... meenie... miney...
and then she lands on the figure of the shadow lucien. mo! and snaps her fingers. the shadow lucien drops to the ground, suddenly, writhing and screaming. you see its figure - change, again, that blue flame wreathed man from before. not the asshole you know but the brown haired one. and then that figure lets out a noise, and says something.
Cannot... trust... No longer...exist....
and then the shadow lucien's body starts to warp and change. bones crack as it begins to grow, as it bends over and its ribs and spine lurch out from its back - and what stands before you, towering, now, as opposed to a simple shadowy version of you, but the slavering awful form of
this new friend!
arcanette says, Ah, that's better. ]
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[his entire hand gets vaporized? HELLO? I'M LOSING MY WHOLE MIND
well, in light of how painful and awful that would be, he still somehow manages to scream at lucien (real) to USE HIS DAGGER ON THE MAN!!!!!!!!
bitch, his HAND, well he uses the other one to wield the staff to cast lightning at vlad claude. goes to see what i roll. well, i rolled a (4). imagine being good at being a wizard.]
[ okay one to two sentences but i will simply say. the image of himself warping and changing and turning into a great horned monstrous beast is not unaffecting to him. he fucking hates that!
first thing first he will use his [8+5=13] to stab shadow viktor again and attempt to HP steal AGAIN.
secondly he sees viktor about to cast lightning badly and really not wanting to be electrocuted, he'll try and use the Promissory Note so that can reroll as a success. ]
[TOXIC YURIS... WE LOVE TO SEE IT. or at least harley does in this very specific instance. with yuri taking on ivy, harley will keep shaking what her mamma gave her. since eunhyk is healing, harley will do a little jig for shouxue [16]. please save yourself from your bad rolls, girl.
perhaps slightly less successfully, harley uses her wind magic [11] on their new friend. let's keep testing those elemental weaknesses.]
[ eunhyuk casts heal wounds - and did you know your heal actually works as a multi party heal? cleric heals are so sexy. anyway he casts a heal on everyone for what would be [10] hp. so you feel like you just ate a grape. rejuvenated. grapetongues real.
viktor… viktor you are so bad at being a wizard…. i will forgive him because he just lost his hand. “what about every other time” well we can’t solve every problem
he casts lightning! the lightning spell is bright and sharp and completely misses claude entirely. he doesn’t even dodge it. it just kind of pathetically fizzles. but then lucien, who is so tired of watching viktor viktor, slaps him with a piece of paper. you’d think this does nothing, but viktor suddenly feels emboldened by the spirit of an incredibly rich, fabulous man. [AUTOSUCCESS]
he casts lightning, and this time, it’s a direct hit on claude, crashing into him. he shivers as the electricity works through his system, visibly, like he enjoyed it. this guy.
lucien is feeling rejuvenated now - he stabs shadow viktor because he fucking finally didn't get hit by a fire spell and successfully steals [13] HP. yummy. shadow viktor is starting to look pretty rough.
with harley’s toxic jig, shoxue’s shot manages to hit the big monster on arcanette’s side. this guy’s pretty big, so he’s not too hard to hit. it takes damage from shoxue’s shot normally - in fact, you can tell it doesn’t like that, and it shudders miserably… perhaps it might be super effective.
additionally - shouxue, with a 13, i’ll allow you to try to listen to the creature’s thoughts and talk to it. you can hear it gurgling in pain, and its gurgles and growls are garbled - messy, miserable. you think there’s some shade of lucien still, maybe, but the voice that is there just miserably repeats, … cannot…trust…Church… no longer…exist… sorry….hurts…. it hurts…. Temen…os…hurts…sorry…
the yuri monster is still battling ivy, but she uh. rolls really poorly with a [3] and a [5]. the ivy zombie stabs her in the leg. ouchie. i rolled for shu, who shoots another arrow and hits the yuri monster, who wails unhappily but still seems to be on y’alls side. that twerking was immaculate. harley, with your 13 - your wind magic pretty much just bounces off the new friend.
the big new monster friend takes a command from arcanette. it whips its headback and takes a bite out of viktor. man sorry viktor your dice luck is so bad even my rng of who gets bitten by longneck big guy over here decided to pick you ]
[eunhyuk is aware that monster eunyoo is still out there but he sees what harley is trying to do so he'll cast a light spell over at the big new monster friend with a [9] to see if it's effective it all (it's a 9)]
well, now that he's sucked this viktor dry of sweet, sweet HP - he will use his [8] to maybe try and finish him off. sorry, but he feels less bad about this now that he's been hit with every element and a magic missle.
And then he's going to aim some dark magic at Claude, with a [16]
[LUCIEN HELPS HIM EVERY TIME 🥹 hope viktor can suck dick well (he cant)
It is a relief to have the spell succeed, but not a relief to see Vlad Claude enjoy it..........
WAIT I DONT HAVE TO ROLL AND FUCK UP!!!! because before he can shoot Lucien with more electricity accidentally, he is bitten to shit by the big new monster
THANK GOD NOT THIS TURN. maybe luck will come back....]
[eunhyuk tries another holy light spell. it bounces off the hide of the monster - actually, weirdly, it seems not to hate it. there’s something familiar about it, maybe? it almost leans into the hit as the light connects. you don’t shave away its shield but you think that maybe you got a pretty good hit in anyway thanks to harley's apple bottom jeans ass shaking. it’s so tired, the poor guy.
shouxue! all correct, girl! poor monster friend got real blasted by the unholy mary over there, apparently. he trusted some parts of the church. he looks at you with sad eyes and a mouth full of viktor’s blood, and your arrows hit and hit, slamming into its oozing neck. the monster gurgles, again, miserably, but has yet to go down.
and no crit scope for shouxue who is really holding things together out here, but she does hit. yuri, however, fucking rallies with a [17] and stabs the poison ivy clone like three times. she gasps and melts into the ground, too. that’s three down!
unfortunately yuri no longer has a target, so she is no longer allured by harley’s sexy dance moves. shu nocks an arrow and fires at her but misses with a 7.
roicien, new name by me, lifts his big scary monster head back and takes a giant fucking bite out of harley. ouch. he looks like he’s staring to take some damage, though. the blue flame figure that was there before vanishes, and he stares back at you with those haunted, white eyes.
for just a minute, right as he’s chomping harley, he looks like he’s covered in more red eyes. hmm.
viktor is being chewed on vigorously for his turn and really like, it's got half of him in its mouth. maybe someone should stop that from happening. what you've got left are yuri, the roi-lucien monster, and eunyoo, who looks like she's about to collapse into goo. the other two behind the cr monsters are... less enthusiastic than before.]
[ isnt there something a little poetic about lucien (fake) turning into a horrible purple monster and then immediately chewing viktor to pulp that seems correct actually
i actually don't know that lucien can attack roicien since he's not very effective against himself so he's gonna just keep stabbing and pumping dark magic into claude [10, 11]
[harley continues to dance [16]? behold. the clap of her booty cheeks is surprisingly strong and cannot be stopped. get buffed, eunhyuk. she is carrying this omega twink on her shoulders.
now slightly more successfully [10], she uses the crit machine on shouxue. and unfortunately, her attack roll [1] was abysmal so we are not killing yuri with this one gang. yuri has become heterosexual again.]
[okay well here is the thing, a 15 is a success for mugging but i don't know what you find on this thing. you know what? you get two things. first, you get to beat the shit out of it with your staff, which makes it let go. you collapse in a nasty heap and are drooled on. second, you get a collection of nuts. a critical nut, a slippery nut, and a nourishing nut. the first is an autocrit because y'all need it, the second is an auto-dodge, and the third is a nut that heals you. these nuts roll down the stairs to the rest of you guys.
manyue claws at the monster, pecking and slicing through flesh. the monster that had viktor in its mouth kind of just pathetically starts weeping in this echoing, horrible tone, and collapses. it looks at viktor with big, wet eyes.
please. please...
anyway! lucien unloads his darkness into claude, who takes one to the jaw and one to the chest. he coughs - and then stumbles back, wiping his mouth. almost there, he exhales, eyes bright. you almost have me.
this time, eunhyuk's holy light spell burns his hands - leaves awful welts all up and down his palms. but with harley's buffing, he concentrates, and a spear of light slices down through eunyoo - and slices her in half. she gives him one last betrayed look - gasps eunhyuk - and then she crumbles into dust. another one down!
all that's left is yuri, and what happens here is that between shouxue and shu, a barrage of arrows fly from their bows. one hits yuri in the chest, another hits her in the arm - and then the last one [19] goes right through her throat. she collapses, and melts slowly into the nasty purple goop.
the monster slowly schloops back into a tiny lucien form, staring up at viktor, wheezing.
all that is left is claude, who looks pretty rough, but is coming down the stairs, and arcanette, who is. running. goodbye to her i guess.]
[ i think the combined distraction of nuts and himself and claude being so unbelievable horny about this is enough to cause that [1] on the first strike. so fucking unsettling.
but then he's fucking angry. fuck this, fuck everything about this. trying again, aiming his knife for right in the middle of claude's fucking chest. [13]
Even though this thing was chewing on him, he absolutely is gonna turn around and lightning the hell out of Claude becauss a bitch really admits to being close.
[harley is so distracted by how unbelievably horny claude is about this, that she fucks up all her actions: her dancing for eunhyuk [9], her crit machine for lucien [7], and then her use of wind magic against claude [1]. :tails:]
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gaojun is on the ground, so she runs up to him and stabs him in the chest with an arrow instead of shooting it [18]. ]
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eunhyuk, you cast a holy light spell at the monster, but with a [2], it backfires. it splutters, like you're not going to be able to cast at all, and then abruptly it bursts in your face and covers you in light burns. you are going to be roasted like a (refrigerator) turkey. however, with harley's assist on a 13, some of the light reroutes and hits eunyoo again. she shrieks and staggers backwards, covering her face.
viktor looks extremely apologetic at lucien for setting him on fire and then proceeds to hit him with another magic missile, only this time he realizes his mistake halfway through and jerks his staff to the side. when he does, one of them zooms back and slices through one of his hands. clean off, there it goes, goodbye. yeet.
lucien: you can in fact hp steal! with an [11] you get 11 hitpoints. you now have 12. the fake viktor shrieks again, and wobbles, knife to the gut as you pull his life energy out of him into yourself. romantic. and then you take like four magic missiles to the back and are at 1 hit point again.
harley, your ass shaking is iconic and your bad rolls are chronic but thankfully you had a reroll in there somewhere. ivy dodges out of the way of your dagger with ease [3], moving like a broken, fucked up ragdoll, but the good news is that your twerking helps eunhyuk and yuri like. [16] thinks you're the coolest person she's ever met in her life. the zombie yuri considers bisexuality. she then decides to be toxic and leaps on ivy with a shadowy weapon you can't really see.
shouxue, our queen, absolutely brilliantly stabs gaojun directly in the chest [18]. goopy, awful shadow spurts out and his body melts into the temple ground, turning to ashes, and then to nothing. you feel like you hear a weird click noise, and two of claude's weaknesses unlock. dagger and lightning. as you jump out of the way to avoid getting hit, your vision wavers dangerously. hey remember how you were going blind earlier? that's still a problem!
claude seems more bored than irritated by this turn of events, but his 'unlocked weakness' makes him grin at all of you in this awful, lecherous way. he rocks to his feet.
arcanette, meanwhile, seems to be counting between the zombie figures. eenie... meenie... miney...
and then she lands on the figure of the shadow lucien. mo! and snaps her fingers. the shadow lucien drops to the ground, suddenly, writhing and screaming. you see its figure - change, again, that blue flame wreathed man from before. not the asshole you know but the brown haired one. and then that figure lets out a noise, and says something.
Cannot... trust... No longer...exist....
and then the shadow lucien's body starts to warp and change. bones crack as it begins to grow, as it bends over and its ribs and spine lurch out from its back - and what stands before you, towering, now, as opposed to a simple shadowy version of you, but the slavering awful form of
this new friend!
arcanette says, Ah, that's better. ]
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she fires an arrow at this new friend, but her vision is going? it's going, so her accuracy is not going to be great. [8]
is it an animal? or not, if he's a certain someone's brother (real) (not clickbait)? ]
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well, in light of how painful and awful that would be, he still somehow manages to scream at lucien (real) to USE HIS DAGGER ON THE MAN!!!!!!!!
bitch, his HAND, well he uses the other one to wield the staff to cast lightning at vlad claude. goes to see what i roll. well, i rolled a (4). imagine being good at being a wizard.]
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he will cast a heal [10] on lucien since he is down to 1 hp point APPARENTLY]
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first thing first he will use his [8+5=13] to stab shadow viktor again and attempt to HP steal AGAIN.
secondly he sees viktor about to cast lightning badly and really not wanting to be electrocuted, he'll try and use the Promissory Note so that can reroll as a success. ]
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perhaps slightly less successfully, harley uses her wind magic [11] on their new friend. let's keep testing those elemental weaknesses.]
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viktor… viktor you are so bad at being a wizard…. i will forgive him because he just lost his hand. “what about every other time” well we can’t solve every problem
he casts lightning! the lightning spell is bright and sharp and completely misses claude entirely. he doesn’t even dodge it. it just kind of pathetically fizzles. but then lucien, who is so tired of watching viktor viktor, slaps him with a piece of paper. you’d think this does nothing, but viktor suddenly feels emboldened by the spirit of an incredibly rich, fabulous man. [AUTOSUCCESS]
he casts lightning, and this time, it’s a direct hit on claude, crashing into him. he shivers as the electricity works through his system, visibly, like he enjoyed it. this guy.
lucien is feeling rejuvenated now - he stabs shadow viktor because he fucking finally didn't get hit by a fire spell and successfully steals [13] HP. yummy. shadow viktor is starting to look pretty rough.
with harley’s toxic jig, shoxue’s shot manages to hit the big monster on arcanette’s side. this guy’s pretty big, so he’s not too hard to hit. it takes damage from shoxue’s shot normally - in fact, you can tell it doesn’t like that, and it shudders miserably… perhaps it might be super effective.
additionally - shouxue, with a 13, i’ll allow you to try to listen to the creature’s thoughts and talk to it. you can hear it gurgling in pain, and its gurgles and growls are garbled - messy, miserable. you think there’s some shade of lucien still, maybe, but the voice that is there just miserably repeats, … cannot…trust…Church… no longer…exist… sorry….hurts…. it hurts…. Temen…os…hurts…sorry…
the yuri monster is still battling ivy, but she uh. rolls really poorly with a [3] and a [5]. the ivy zombie stabs her in the leg. ouchie. i rolled for shu, who shoots another arrow and hits the yuri monster, who wails unhappily but still seems to be on y’alls side. that twerking was immaculate. harley, with your 13 - your wind magic pretty much just bounces off the new friend.
the big new monster friend takes a command from arcanette. it whips its head back and takes a bite out of viktor. man sorry viktor your dice luck is so bad even my rng of who gets bitten by longneck big guy over here decided to pick you ]
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more arrows at the new friend who wants to say sorry to temenos (11). ]
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well, now that he's sucked this viktor dry of sweet, sweet HP - he will use his [8] to maybe try and finish him off. sorry, but he feels less bad about this now that he's been hit with every element and a magic missle.
And then he's going to aim some dark magic at Claude, with a [16]
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she meant to use the crit machine on shouxue, but... [1]. i guess she's missing. help.]
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It is a relief to have the spell succeed, but not a relief to see Vlad Claude enjoy it..........
WAIT I DONT HAVE TO ROLL AND FUCK UP!!!! because before he can shoot Lucien with more electricity accidentally, he is bitten to shit by the big new monster
THANK GOD NOT THIS TURN. maybe luck will come back....]
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shouxue! all correct, girl! poor monster friend got real blasted by the unholy mary over there, apparently. he trusted some parts of the church. he looks at you with sad eyes and a mouth full of viktor’s blood, and your arrows hit and hit, slamming into its oozing neck. the monster gurgles, again, miserably, but has yet to go down.
lucien, with an 8, i’m going to allow you to finish of shadow viktor, because… he’s still viktor. he gives one last victorian (viktorian) gasp and dissolves into shadow, oozing into the ground, to ashes, and then to nothing. you also get back HP! 8 whole hit points! you’re fighting for your life out here lucien. and your [16] also really helps you here, because another weakness unlocks - claude is actually weak to dark? thanks throné. he gets hit with the dark magic and laughs, this manic, thrilled noise, and says, “yes, my little seed, yes, the one i’m looking for - again!” please note that i love flurry because i have to rp claude for her on my shift :ben:
and no crit scope for shouxue who is really holding things together out here, but she does hit. yuri, however, fucking rallies with a [17] and stabs the poison ivy clone like three times. she gasps and melts into the ground, too. that’s three down!
unfortunately yuri no longer has a target, so she is no longer allured by harley’s sexy dance moves. shu nocks an arrow and fires at her but misses with a 7.
roicien, new name by me, lifts his big scary monster head back and takes a giant fucking bite out of harley. ouch. he looks like he’s staring to take some damage, though. the blue flame figure that was there before vanishes, and he stares back at you with those haunted, white eyes.
for just a minute, right as he’s chomping harley, he looks like he’s covered in more red eyes. hmm.
viktor is being chewed on vigorously for his turn and really like, it's got half of him in its mouth. maybe someone should stop that from happening. what you've got left are yuri, the roi-lucien monster, and eunyoo, who looks like she's about to collapse into goo. the other two behind the cr monsters are... less enthusiastic than before.]
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"i'm a wizard, but" cocks gun
he is gonna try to MUG this fucking nasty giant thing aince he is close enough to bonk it perhaps
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I ROLLED A 15 FOR THIS SHIT]
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i actually don't know that lucien can attack roicien since he's not very effective against himself so he's gonna just keep stabbing and pumping dark magic into claude [10, 11]
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she asks manyue to go distract roicien if it tries to take another bite out of someone (8). or peck at more eyes. or not the last one (2). ]
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now slightly more successfully [10], she uses the crit machine on shouxue. and unfortunately, her attack roll [1] was abysmal so we are not killing yuri with this one gang. yuri has become heterosexual again.]
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manyue claws at the monster, pecking and slicing through flesh. the monster that had viktor in its mouth kind of just pathetically starts weeping in this echoing, horrible tone, and collapses. it looks at viktor with big, wet eyes.
please. please...
anyway! lucien unloads his darkness into claude, who takes one to the jaw and one to the chest. he coughs - and then stumbles back, wiping his mouth. almost there, he exhales, eyes bright. you almost have me.
this time, eunhyuk's holy light spell burns his hands - leaves awful welts all up and down his palms. but with harley's buffing, he concentrates, and a spear of light slices down through eunyoo - and slices her in half. she gives him one last betrayed look - gasps eunhyuk - and then she crumbles into dust. another one down!
all that's left is yuri, and what happens here is that between shouxue and shu, a barrage of arrows fly from their bows. one hits yuri in the chest, another hits her in the arm - and then the last one [19] goes right through her throat. she collapses, and melts slowly into the nasty purple goop.
the monster slowly schloops back into a tiny lucien form, staring up at viktor, wheezing.
all that is left is claude, who looks pretty rough, but is coming down the stairs, and arcanette, who is. running. goodbye to her i guess.]
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but then he's fucking angry. fuck this, fuck everything about this. trying again, aiming his knife for right in the middle of claude's fucking chest. [13]
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he sees eunyoo fall. he will compartmentalize that later, for now he sends a holy light spell right at claude with a [13]!!! begone thottery]
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an animal of your choosing, who can provide an arcane attack in a moment of need
>chooses this whatever this is
save me, manyue..... save me....... ]
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Even though this thing was chewing on him, he absolutely is gonna turn around and lightning the hell out of Claude becauss a bitch really admits to being close.
(18) THANK GOD
thinks about how destroyed viktor actually is]
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