[eunhyuk tries another holy light spell. it bounces off the hide of the monster - actually, weirdly, it seems not to hate it. there’s something familiar about it, maybe? it almost leans into the hit as the light connects. you don’t shave away its shield but you think that maybe you got a pretty good hit in anyway thanks to harley's apple bottom jeans ass shaking. it’s so tired, the poor guy.
shouxue! all correct, girl! poor monster friend got real blasted by the unholy mary over there, apparently. he trusted some parts of the church. he looks at you with sad eyes and a mouth full of viktor’s blood, and your arrows hit and hit, slamming into its oozing neck. the monster gurgles, again, miserably, but has yet to go down.
and no crit scope for shouxue who is really holding things together out here, but she does hit. yuri, however, fucking rallies with a [17] and stabs the poison ivy clone like three times. she gasps and melts into the ground, too. that’s three down!
unfortunately yuri no longer has a target, so she is no longer allured by harley’s sexy dance moves. shu nocks an arrow and fires at her but misses with a 7.
roicien, new name by me, lifts his big scary monster head back and takes a giant fucking bite out of harley. ouch. he looks like he’s staring to take some damage, though. the blue flame figure that was there before vanishes, and he stares back at you with those haunted, white eyes.
for just a minute, right as he’s chomping harley, he looks like he’s covered in more red eyes. hmm.
viktor is being chewed on vigorously for his turn and really like, it's got half of him in its mouth. maybe someone should stop that from happening. what you've got left are yuri, the roi-lucien monster, and eunyoo, who looks like she's about to collapse into goo. the other two behind the cr monsters are... less enthusiastic than before.]
[ isnt there something a little poetic about lucien (fake) turning into a horrible purple monster and then immediately chewing viktor to pulp that seems correct actually
i actually don't know that lucien can attack roicien since he's not very effective against himself so he's gonna just keep stabbing and pumping dark magic into claude [10, 11]
[harley continues to dance [16]? behold. the clap of her booty cheeks is surprisingly strong and cannot be stopped. get buffed, eunhyuk. she is carrying this omega twink on her shoulders.
now slightly more successfully [10], she uses the crit machine on shouxue. and unfortunately, her attack roll [1] was abysmal so we are not killing yuri with this one gang. yuri has become heterosexual again.]
[okay well here is the thing, a 15 is a success for mugging but i don't know what you find on this thing. you know what? you get two things. first, you get to beat the shit out of it with your staff, which makes it let go. you collapse in a nasty heap and are drooled on. second, you get a collection of nuts. a critical nut, a slippery nut, and a nourishing nut. the first is an autocrit because y'all need it, the second is an auto-dodge, and the third is a nut that heals you. these nuts roll down the stairs to the rest of you guys.
manyue claws at the monster, pecking and slicing through flesh. the monster that had viktor in its mouth kind of just pathetically starts weeping in this echoing, horrible tone, and collapses. it looks at viktor with big, wet eyes.
please. please...
anyway! lucien unloads his darkness into claude, who takes one to the jaw and one to the chest. he coughs - and then stumbles back, wiping his mouth. almost there, he exhales, eyes bright. you almost have me.
this time, eunhyuk's holy light spell burns his hands - leaves awful welts all up and down his palms. but with harley's buffing, he concentrates, and a spear of light slices down through eunyoo - and slices her in half. she gives him one last betrayed look - gasps eunhyuk - and then she crumbles into dust. another one down!
all that's left is yuri, and what happens here is that between shouxue and shu, a barrage of arrows fly from their bows. one hits yuri in the chest, another hits her in the arm - and then the last one [19] goes right through her throat. she collapses, and melts slowly into the nasty purple goop.
the monster slowly schloops back into a tiny lucien form, staring up at viktor, wheezing.
all that is left is claude, who looks pretty rough, but is coming down the stairs, and arcanette, who is. running. goodbye to her i guess.]
[ i think the combined distraction of nuts and himself and claude being so unbelievable horny about this is enough to cause that [1] on the first strike. so fucking unsettling.
but then he's fucking angry. fuck this, fuck everything about this. trying again, aiming his knife for right in the middle of claude's fucking chest. [13]
Even though this thing was chewing on him, he absolutely is gonna turn around and lightning the hell out of Claude becauss a bitch really admits to being close.
[harley is so distracted by how unbelievably horny claude is about this, that she fucks up all her actions: her dancing for eunhyuk [9], her crit machine for lucien [7], and then her use of wind magic against claude [1]. :tails:]
[the combination of being hit with eunhyuk's holy light blast, lucien shanking the guy in the chest with a knife, viktor palpatine-ing him, and harley - well, harley blows a little bit of wind at him which doesn't really hurt but it's okay. she buffs the other two, which means they do twice the amount of damage. claude is a bit burnt to a crisp here, and when lucien pulls his dagger back, he'll get to see a fun sight of the guy's beating heart just spluttering in his chest. ew.
of course, and then shouxue comes in with the steel chair, which is manyue flapping her wings once, twice, and then picking up speed as she slices three rings of darkness at claude, and
there's a pause.
and he laughs, eyes on all of you, before his head slides off his body to the ground and thuds down the steps.
all that is left is the pathetic mostly dead creature. it is falling apart, literally, limbs melting into the ground. it looks like it is in a lot of pain.
well, and arcanette, but that's a morning problem.]
[why did i even roll for this but anyway she's solemnly doing the coffin dance [3...] to buff viktor's mugging. rip, dead boyfriend amalgamation. you were a real one.]
[ mug it out of its misery is the funniest sentence i've ever read. god the lucien monster is so sad. it stares up at you with its miserable, awful expression, viktor, as you attempt to mug it, and its eyes go from white to red. it lifts its gigantic unnatural neck off the ground, and it... licks your cheek with its big, too long tongue when you bonk it with your staff, like it is apologizing for all of the horrors it caused. it doesn't have anything left to give you, mugger, but it would give you the world if you asked for it. maybe literally. it is lucien. (and for a moment, as the rest of you look over at it, the creature isn't just lucien. it's eunyoo, it's ivy, it's yuri, it's viktor, it's gaojun. all of their features flicker across its awful, monstrous face, one at a time.)
the bonk seems to be enough, anyway. after that, the massive creature closes its huge eyes and lays down its head with a sigh. the creature begins, slowly, to wither away into dust under your hands.
lucien (real) meanwhile is going straight for arcanette, who is in the process of mumbling some sort of spell? she's holding her staff and has her eyes closed, which makes her like, the best target ever. you leap forward and stab her with your sword - straight through the gut, and she also gasps. the noise is, unfortunately much like claude, delighted. arcanette is a nihilist. she doesn't care about anything in this goddamn world, except for destruction, and you destroying her is just a part of that plan.
she puts her hand on lucien's sword where it stabs through her and sighs, spitting blood up onto the weapon. ]
Surrender not...unto silent dusk. For the light shall fade. Hehe...
[ these people are the fucking worst.
when she slumps onto his sword, it becomes very clear that she is no longer moving. thank god shes a squishy fucking cleric wizard. more importantly, when she hits the ground, there's something that falls out of her pockets, hitting the ground with a soft 'tink'!
it appears to be half of a mirror. when you look over at claude's awful corpse, you might see another half of a mirror, left behind. these two pieces clearly fit together... hmm.
when arcanette drops to the ground, whatever ominous spell she was casting lifts, and you realize that the sun and moon cavern is slowly, slowly starting to illuminate. there was something missing from this place, but you can see now from the entrance of the cavern that the sun is beginning to rise. when was the last time you saw the sun? was it in new delsta? in frigid, miserable stormhail?
all of you are. so, so terribly injured. you're traumatized, probably, by nearly killing each other earlier and by having to murder the shit out of demon monster versions of people who cared about you. your brains might be a little bit scrambled still.
but hey. the dawn is coming. unstoppable and warm, it rises. ]
[She really is a squishy caster with, like, 4 HP, damn.
The adrenaline leaving is the worst because he just slumps down onto the ground in a sit when it's over, staff in his lap. Everything is now awful and painful, anD HE IS MISSING A HAND HE REALIZES.
But the sun is kind of warm and nice and rising, and he glances at it under the shield of an arm before looking back at the rest of them.]
so you're saying that the monster licked viktor but it also looked like our loved ones while doing it. okay.
harley just. watches their last two remaining bosses turn to dust and closes her eyes for a second, rubbing the bridge of her nose with a bloody, mud crusted hand.]
Fuckin' weirdos, why can't people ever have normal kinks. Goddamn.
[at least the sun feels nice? but i guess... she will hobble over to claude's corpse and pick up the mirror piece.]
[Eunhyuk looks around when Viktor mentions mirror but he's nearsighted so he has no idea what he means or where the other piece is, links up with shouxue as people with shitty vision atm.
He just keeps exuding :man_about_to_fall: vibes, but he keeps himself upright somehow as he looks at where the monster withered away into dust.]
[ yeah that happens, all the build up for some beautiful revenge and then the bitch just drops dead with no satisfaction.
he turns his head to the side and spits dismissively and then goes to get the mirror that fell out of her pocket, bringing it back over to the other half that harley has.
also just now noticing viktor is MISSING A WHOLE HAND? ]
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shouxue! all correct, girl! poor monster friend got real blasted by the unholy mary over there, apparently. he trusted some parts of the church. he looks at you with sad eyes and a mouth full of viktor’s blood, and your arrows hit and hit, slamming into its oozing neck. the monster gurgles, again, miserably, but has yet to go down.
lucien, with an 8, i’m going to allow you to finish of shadow viktor, because… he’s still viktor. he gives one last victorian (viktorian) gasp and dissolves into shadow, oozing into the ground, to ashes, and then to nothing. you also get back HP! 8 whole hit points! you’re fighting for your life out here lucien. and your [16] also really helps you here, because another weakness unlocks - claude is actually weak to dark? thanks throné. he gets hit with the dark magic and laughs, this manic, thrilled noise, and says, “yes, my little seed, yes, the one i’m looking for - again!” please note that i love flurry because i have to rp claude for her on my shift :ben:
and no crit scope for shouxue who is really holding things together out here, but she does hit. yuri, however, fucking rallies with a [17] and stabs the poison ivy clone like three times. she gasps and melts into the ground, too. that’s three down!
unfortunately yuri no longer has a target, so she is no longer allured by harley’s sexy dance moves. shu nocks an arrow and fires at her but misses with a 7.
roicien, new name by me, lifts his big scary monster head back and takes a giant fucking bite out of harley. ouch. he looks like he’s staring to take some damage, though. the blue flame figure that was there before vanishes, and he stares back at you with those haunted, white eyes.
for just a minute, right as he’s chomping harley, he looks like he’s covered in more red eyes. hmm.
viktor is being chewed on vigorously for his turn and really like, it's got half of him in its mouth. maybe someone should stop that from happening. what you've got left are yuri, the roi-lucien monster, and eunyoo, who looks like she's about to collapse into goo. the other two behind the cr monsters are... less enthusiastic than before.]
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"i'm a wizard, but" cocks gun
he is gonna try to MUG this fucking nasty giant thing aince he is close enough to bonk it perhaps
...........
I ROLLED A 15 FOR THIS SHIT]
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i actually don't know that lucien can attack roicien since he's not very effective against himself so he's gonna just keep stabbing and pumping dark magic into claude [10, 11]
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she asks manyue to go distract roicien if it tries to take another bite out of someone (8). or peck at more eyes. or not the last one (2). ]
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now slightly more successfully [10], she uses the crit machine on shouxue. and unfortunately, her attack roll [1] was abysmal so we are not killing yuri with this one gang. yuri has become heterosexual again.]
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manyue claws at the monster, pecking and slicing through flesh. the monster that had viktor in its mouth kind of just pathetically starts weeping in this echoing, horrible tone, and collapses. it looks at viktor with big, wet eyes.
please. please...
anyway! lucien unloads his darkness into claude, who takes one to the jaw and one to the chest. he coughs - and then stumbles back, wiping his mouth. almost there, he exhales, eyes bright. you almost have me.
this time, eunhyuk's holy light spell burns his hands - leaves awful welts all up and down his palms. but with harley's buffing, he concentrates, and a spear of light slices down through eunyoo - and slices her in half. she gives him one last betrayed look - gasps eunhyuk - and then she crumbles into dust. another one down!
all that's left is yuri, and what happens here is that between shouxue and shu, a barrage of arrows fly from their bows. one hits yuri in the chest, another hits her in the arm - and then the last one [19] goes right through her throat. she collapses, and melts slowly into the nasty purple goop.
the monster slowly schloops back into a tiny lucien form, staring up at viktor, wheezing.
all that is left is claude, who looks pretty rough, but is coming down the stairs, and arcanette, who is. running. goodbye to her i guess.]
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but then he's fucking angry. fuck this, fuck everything about this. trying again, aiming his knife for right in the middle of claude's fucking chest. [13]
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he sees eunyoo fall. he will compartmentalize that later, for now he sends a holy light spell right at claude with a [13]!!! begone thottery]
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an animal of your choosing, who can provide an arcane attack in a moment of need
>chooses this whatever this is
save me, manyue..... save me....... ]
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Even though this thing was chewing on him, he absolutely is gonna turn around and lightning the hell out of Claude becauss a bitch really admits to being close.
(18) THANK GOD
thinks about how destroyed viktor actually is]
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of course, and then shouxue comes in with the steel chair, which is manyue flapping her wings once, twice, and then picking up speed as she slices three rings of darkness at claude, and
there's a pause.
and he laughs, eyes on all of you, before his head slides off his body to the ground and thuds down the steps.
all that is left is the pathetic mostly dead creature. it is falling apart, literally, limbs melting into the ground. it looks like it is in a lot of pain.
well, and arcanette, but that's a morning problem.]
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good hustle, team. ]
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he is just gonna try to mug it to put it out of its misery but I rolled an (11) the way i've just made mug a bonk move and not a thieving]
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he will dash after arcanette too - ready for stabbing with a [14]
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the bonk seems to be enough, anyway. after that, the massive creature closes its huge eyes and lays down its head with a sigh. the creature begins, slowly, to wither away into dust under your hands.
lucien (real) meanwhile is going straight for arcanette, who is in the process of mumbling some sort of spell? she's holding her staff and has her eyes closed, which makes her like, the best target ever. you leap forward and stab her with your sword - straight through the gut, and she also gasps. the noise is, unfortunately much like claude, delighted. arcanette is a nihilist. she doesn't care about anything in this goddamn world, except for destruction, and you destroying her is just a part of that plan.
she puts her hand on lucien's sword where it stabs through her and sighs, spitting blood up onto the weapon. ]
Surrender not...unto silent dusk. For the light shall fade. Hehe...
[ these people are the fucking worst.
when she slumps onto his sword, it becomes very clear that she is no longer moving. thank god shes a squishy fucking cleric wizard. more importantly, when she hits the ground, there's something that falls out of her pockets, hitting the ground with a soft 'tink'!
it appears to be half of a mirror. when you look over at claude's awful corpse, you might see another half of a mirror, left behind. these two pieces clearly fit together... hmm.
when arcanette drops to the ground, whatever ominous spell she was casting lifts, and you realize that the sun and moon cavern is slowly, slowly starting to illuminate. there was something missing from this place, but you can see now from the entrance of the cavern that the sun is beginning to rise. when was the last time you saw the sun? was it in new delsta? in frigid, miserable stormhail?
all of you are. so, so terribly injured. you're traumatized, probably, by nearly killing each other earlier and by having to murder the shit out of demon monster versions of people who cared about you. your brains might be a little bit scrambled still.
but hey. the dawn is coming. unstoppable and warm, it rises. ]
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The adrenaline leaving is the worst because he just slumps down onto the ground in a sit when it's over, staff in his lap. Everything is now awful and painful, anD HE IS MISSING A HAND HE REALIZES.
But the sun is kind of warm and nice and rising, and he glances at it under the shield of an arm before looking back at the rest of them.]
The mirror...
[They had been looking for that for Father.]
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so you're saying that the monster licked viktor but it also looked like our loved ones while doing it. okay.
harley just. watches their last two remaining bosses turn to dust and closes her eye
sfor a second, rubbing the bridge of her nose with a bloody, mud crusted hand.]Fuckin' weirdos, why can't people ever have normal kinks. Goddamn.
[at least the sun feels nice? but i guess... she will hobble over to claude's corpse and pick up the mirror piece.]
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He just keeps exuding :man_about_to_fall: vibes, but he keeps himself upright somehow as he looks at where the monster withered away into dust.]
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he turns his head to the side and spits dismissively and then goes to get the mirror that fell out of her pocket, bringing it back over to the other half that harley has.
also just now noticing viktor is MISSING A WHOLE HAND? ]
I told you to keep track of your limbs.
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something happens!