AUDIENCE 🚀 DAHUT

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Not as enriching as other things, but puzzles are fun, too! I don't get the chance to play games, really, so I've liked these.

[He goes for a D...]

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I was told there is a plethora of games on the I.R.I.S. now.

[ They don't seem interested in games.

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[this is fucking deez nuts isnt it]

You don't seem to be very enthused about them, though. Not much of a games type?

[He goes for an I!]

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[ WHO COULD SAY!!! ]

No. I find them a waste of time.

[ D _ _ _   _ U _ S. There is no I... Oh No. ]

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[Oh no...]

You sound exactly like Monsieur Scien. What don't you find a waste of time? Your work?

[He puts in............ a T.]

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I don't want to be compared to a man. [ Arrogance strong. ] Yes. And furthering my goals.

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Oh. Hm... I would never disparage any of the women I know by comparing them to Monsieur Scien in any way, though, so I can't really offer an alternative... [Dahut please.]

You seem very efficient!

[HE PUTS IN E I HATE YOU]

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I'm not a woman.

[ Dahut, please. Anyway, i am sorry there are Es... EE...

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[artificialsweetener]

Are you nonbinary or simply not human, then?

[I START SWINGING.

Dahut, meanwhile, is just looking at this with a puzzled expression.]

...This is meant to spell a word or phrase, right?

[dropoffs]

I am not human.

[ Can Dahut sense the disapproval... They seem to have muted disdain to this mode of weapon calibration. ]

It must be some nonsensical phrase. IT is full of clowns.

[ They can zoom through all the letters to skip to the end, though. You suffer the truth already. ]

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Oh! What are you, then?

[A little curious Reliver... FUCKING HELP THOUGH I HATE IT HERE. As Dahut finishes the phrase, he's just squinting.]

It really is a nonsensical phrase... I wonder what type of nut "deez" are.

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It isn't important.

[ Just know they don't like being compared to humans. They are proud of what they are? ]

... Did they mean 'these'?

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Mm, if you say so!

[He will make a mental note of this and loop back around later because he is SO DAMN CURIOUS... But he's also just baffled.]

Whose nuts?

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... Whose nuts.

[ Are they both just contemplative about this. ]

The company's?

[artificialsweetener]

[This is so stupid help me. MATCHING CONTEMPLATIVITY.]

Do they have their own brand?

[dropoffs]

I was never interested in nuts to look into this.

[ But Dahut poses an interesting question. Callisto does not like that they're thinking about this more than they should. ]

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[THIS IS SO STUPID.]

Makes sense! I can't say I've ever been particularly interested in nuts either. Say, what exactly does this company specialize in shipping, anyway?

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Wanted supplies tailored to a planet's needs.

[ ... ]

If a planet is very cold, they could order a million heaters.

[artificialsweetener]

[The emotional equivalent of a million heaters oh my god.]

Wow! That is... a lot of heaters. So this company is a pretty crucial piece of the service backbone for a lot of places, then, huh?

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We are, along with our competitors in the delivery service.

Planets are generally self-sufficient so it wouldn't always be considered aid, but a million heaters could make their lives easier. Convenient.

[ They are realizing that the example of a million heaters is stupid. There's some vibe that they think millions of knives is better. ]

[artificialsweetener]

[i cant believe millions knives trigun is here]

Convenience and ease in daily life paves the way for other, more significant improvements! That's pretty important work, then.

[WITH THEIR. MILLION HEATERS AND KNIVES DELIVERIES.]

What's the most interesting cargo you've personally had to deliver?

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[ he would never survive with so many humans on here ]

I've seen some large mushrooms that act as soft light.

[artificialsweetener]

[HELP it's true damn.

Dahut's expression lights up at that, though! Now he is the glowing mushroom.]

Oh! I would love to see something like that! We don't have much by way of woods in my nation, our mushrooms are very small and normal...

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It was the first I've seen a mushroom.

[ So they are on the same boat? Almost. They are not a glowing mushroom, but a little curious. ]

It seems like everyone came from some place with an abundance of vegetation.

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[IS THIS A TRIGUN AFTER ALL DAMN]

Ah, are you from a place with very little too, then?