artificialsweetener: (they'll never die)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-07 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Dahut, thinking about [redacted] and sweating.]

Well, when you put it like that, it does sound a little sad... But I guarantee you no one here really stops to think about the what-ifs of traveling to distant shores!
artificialsweetener: (in your head in your mouth)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-08 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[He has so many reasons to be getting sweaty, but in the meantime, he just squats down by a tidal pool and gestures Callisto over.]

They dream of not dying by twenty-three, mostly! [Thanks, sir.] Leaving the shores wouldn't cure our curse, so there isn't much of a point in entertaining those kinds of what-ifs.
artificialsweetener: (if you ask in that soft voice)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-08 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[SCIENTIFICALLY, IT IS. HE GESTURES THIS BANANA DOWN. GIT DOWN HERE.]

Come say hi! [To the critters...] I'm glad that you asked that, though. When humans believe in curses, nothing good ever comes from it.
artificialsweetener: (there was a girl)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-08 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[BINCH. Whenever they do squat down, even if it takes a while, Dahut will proudly lift up a horseshoe crab to hold out to them. Why.]

Ehe, that's pretty true in a lot of places, isn't it? Humans are full of contradictions, after all!
artificialsweetener: (powdered with ashes)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-09 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[HELP NOT LIKE THIS. IT'S A HORSESHOE CRAB!!! Dahut will try to put it on their hand where they can enjoy the sim feelings of the freaky lil thousand horseshoe legs skittering.]

You really don't seem fond of them, huh?

[They're destined rivals now... Dahut loves normal humans more than anything else...]