AUDIENCE 🚀 DAHUT

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[He has so many reasons to be getting sweaty, but in the meantime, he just squats down by a tidal pool and gestures Callisto over.]

They dream of not dying by twenty-three, mostly! [Thanks, sir.] Leaving the shores wouldn't cure our curse, so there isn't much of a point in entertaining those kinds of what-ifs.

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Twenty-three is extremely young, even for humans. Are you sure it is a curse? It isn't disease?

[ SCIENTIFICALLY, this is incredibly weird. They will come over and tower, but not squat yet. ]

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[SCIENTIFICALLY, IT IS. HE GESTURES THIS BANANA DOWN. GIT DOWN HERE.]

Come say hi! [To the critters...] I'm glad that you asked that, though. When humans believe in curses, nothing good ever comes from it.

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[ They are a large stubborn thing... It'll take a while before they squat down. ]

They believe that have reached the peaks of becoming god through science and technology, but they pray to someone they can't approve exists, anyway.

Foolish.

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[BINCH. Whenever they do squat down, even if it takes a while, Dahut will proudly lift up a horseshoe crab to hold out to them. Why.]

Ehe, that's pretty true in a lot of places, isn't it? Humans are full of contradictions, after all!

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[ there is a FEAR of something NEW even though they do not look or show it.

They are not scared once they see it won't hurt them. It's a fucking sim. ]

Even across the universe they're a lost cause...

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[HELP NOT LIKE THIS. IT'S A HORSESHOE CRAB!!! Dahut will try to put it on their hand where they can enjoy the sim feelings of the freaky lil thousand horseshoe legs skittering.]

You really don't seem fond of them, huh?

[They're destined rivals now... Dahut loves normal humans more than anything else...]