artificialsweetener: (i'm so happy)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-06 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[This sweet imposter fool having to just deal with Dahut.

WELL. TO THE SIM ROOM THEY GO, where he'll project one of their beautiful beaches! Hilariously it is actually very pretty, considering their weather is almost always sunny and temperate. The waters are rough, but from the shore, it's not terrible. It's the more distant waters that cause the biggest problems, and the sea that lies beyond it.

He'll make his way over to a lil tidepool of creatures, throwing his arms open.]


Ta-dah! What do you think? Not so bad, right?
artificialsweetener: (and called it acquired)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-06 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[WISTFUL... Those are curious vibes even for just a blip of a moment, and Dahut radiates that curiosity for a second as he looks up. But fortunately for his comrade in deez nuts arms, he won't pry (yet) (except then he dies), turning his attention back to the waves.]

Yep! [Yep...] But it's not a terrible thing for us.
artificialsweetener: (they'll never die)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-07 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Dahut, thinking about [redacted] and sweating.]

Well, when you put it like that, it does sound a little sad... But I guarantee you no one here really stops to think about the what-ifs of traveling to distant shores!
artificialsweetener: (in your head in your mouth)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-08 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[He has so many reasons to be getting sweaty, but in the meantime, he just squats down by a tidal pool and gestures Callisto over.]

They dream of not dying by twenty-three, mostly! [Thanks, sir.] Leaving the shores wouldn't cure our curse, so there isn't much of a point in entertaining those kinds of what-ifs.
artificialsweetener: (if you ask in that soft voice)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-08 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[SCIENTIFICALLY, IT IS. HE GESTURES THIS BANANA DOWN. GIT DOWN HERE.]

Come say hi! [To the critters...] I'm glad that you asked that, though. When humans believe in curses, nothing good ever comes from it.
artificialsweetener: (there was a girl)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-08 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[BINCH. Whenever they do squat down, even if it takes a while, Dahut will proudly lift up a horseshoe crab to hold out to them. Why.]

Ehe, that's pretty true in a lot of places, isn't it? Humans are full of contradictions, after all!
artificialsweetener: (powdered with ashes)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-09 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[HELP NOT LIKE THIS. IT'S A HORSESHOE CRAB!!! Dahut will try to put it on their hand where they can enjoy the sim feelings of the freaky lil thousand horseshoe legs skittering.]

You really don't seem fond of them, huh?

[They're destined rivals now... Dahut loves normal humans more than anything else...]