[ his bones feel deep exhaustion when he hears isabel laugh and he is just pretending his grin is about winning and not because he's losing his mind. you know that thing where you start laughing because someone else is even though it isn't funny? yeah.
anyway yay. ]
Maybe they should. [ he leans in a little. ] A game not Baccarat?
[ tell us more about the top floor's gamble, arthur. ]
[ Well. Isabel arrives and starts just laughing at Jefe de los Mariachis: Arthur for what appears to be, him losing to a 12-year old. Which is fair. However, this will not be taken lightly among their ranks, and there is just deathly silence from their fellow Mariachis as she laughs.
Even the guy who was chasing after Isabel trying to get his dues pauses at this.
...
Then some goons finally speak. ]
Mariachi Allegre
Oye, what was that sound... it was like nails on chalkboard...
Mariachi Vivaz
I think it sounded more like a donkey braying, eh...
Mariachi Allegre
She's clearly insane, huh, I mean... look at her, chief.
[ Arthur, even in his cool outfit and big hat, looks at Isabel with the straightest most serious expression ever. ]
Jefe Arthur
You are an annoyance.
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[ just ignoring these goons being rude to respond to arthur. ]
Don't be a buzzkill. Tell us about the game upstairs.
[ once again she's so positive that just being bossy will work. it's a little less unearned this time because being bossy does usually work on arthur? good luck, me. ]
anyway he just gives isabel the flattest look in the universe and i am once again extremely sorry that he's so agitated with her even though everyone can agree this is extremely funny. ]
Agreed. [ he can attempt to appeal to jefe arthur for the sake of getting their information and moving the fuck on. ] As you were saying?
[ Unfortunately being bossy works the opposite here, possibly, because Arthur is a Syndicate boss in this world and Aida (the original Jefe whose place Arthur is taking right now) is actually a pretty hard-ass boss. He crosses his arms. ]
Jefe Arthur
We're all going to find out once it's time.
They don't inform in advance, it leaves more time for people to think up ways to cheat.
Knowing though, it's likely something plain, like poker.
[ Everyone just assumes it's going to be a normal game. They're right though. If you choose to believe them all. ]
Jefe Arthur
Is she one of yours? The Tingtangs would cut out tongues for less.
It seems she owes a dance, or we'll have to teach her a lesson.
[ everyone is so rude to her just because she's kind of a bitch and also blew up a room a minute ago and also hasn't done anything useful and also can't stealth and also ]
I'm with them. And the Tingtangs know better than to get on my bad side. [ AGAIN, TRULY NO RIGHT TO TOUGH TALK WHEN MY ROLLS ARE SO BAD ]
Shut. Up. [ he's done! he is done with this! but back to jefe arthur. ] You'll have to forgive her egregious amount of overcompensation. Boss is tough, she's still learning her place.
[ You can just take the stairs because I'm hustling you along, we can just assume Arthur called off anyone there because he wants you out of his sight. You filthy charlatans.
If nothing else about this place, you learn that the interior fucking rocks. It's awesome. On the third floor, you see a bunch of mahjong tables and INCREDIBLY thuggish looking people all over, playing games, smoking... somehow, this is the most 'gang'-like tier you've seen yet.
There's some very massive thuggish men standing near the stairway.
Also in the interest of time again, I will say it's like. 4:30pm right now. ]
[ well he will monitor the time and also seems to be weighing the pros and cons of simply using his e.g.o. to create a barricade so the boss can't come upstairs.
so isabel's looking for a vip table, charles is walking up to the stairway, and shoma's going to make himself busy by doing a quick visual sweep of the floor to see if there's anything else here that stands out. or, alternatively, making sure the boss didn't sneak past them while they were losing their shit at arthur. ]
[ Hmm... well, you can watch as a very bizarre something seems to be escorted up the stairs up to the fourth floor. It literally looks like a metal box. I really mean it. It's got a bowtie on it!
[ well she would stop the tingtang boss but she's annoyed so she's leaving that to shoma. instead she'll try to talk to the people nearest the path that the. box. went by. ]
Who was that? [ this world is crazy and it has arms and legs so she will say 'who' instead of 'what.' sure. ]
[ meanwhile, this is shoma's hubris so yeah, he's looking at the boss and he's feeling pretty confident (or really testy) and he just raises an eyebrow. ]
Who the hell are you? Pretty bold to be impersonating the Boss like that. [ fakeitfakeitfakeit... ]
[ there's just a vague hand gesture that gun must wait until he figures out if he can successfully gaslight this boss, actually. then you may gun.
charles is an extrovert and will probably spend some more time talking and picking a fight than actually starting it so that helps.
so anyway he stares this dude in the eye before shaking his head in disappointment. ]
And you really thought you'd make your way up to the top floor? Nobody's gonna believe you're the Boss when you can't even remember or control the real members of the Tingtang gang. So why don't you give up the disguise and go back outside and wait with the rest of the grunts?
[ this is probably not the way he should be doing it but here we are. ]
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anyway yay. ]
Maybe they should. [ he leans in a little. ] A game not Baccarat?
[ tell us more about the top floor's gamble, arthur. ]
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Even the guy who was chasing after Isabel trying to get his dues pauses at this.
...
Then some goons finally speak. ]
[ Arthur, even in his cool outfit and big hat, looks at Isabel with the straightest most serious expression ever. ]
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Don't be a buzzkill. Tell us about the game upstairs.
[ once again she's so positive that just being bossy will work. it's a little less unearned this time because being bossy does usually work on arthur? good luck, me. ]
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Just ignore her. She, uh, has problems. [sorry isabel but you clearly do for reasons unrelated to rightfully laughing at arthur] So, the game?
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anyway he just gives isabel the flattest look in the universe and i am once again extremely sorry that he's so agitated with her even though everyone can agree this is extremely funny. ]
Agreed. [ he can attempt to appeal to jefe arthur for the sake of getting their information and moving the fuck on. ] As you were saying?
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They don't inform in advance, it leaves more time for people to think up ways to cheat.
Knowing though, it's likely something plain, like poker.
[ Everyone just assumes it's going to be a normal game. They're right though. If you choose to believe them all. ]
It seems she owes a dance, or we'll have to teach her a lesson.
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I'm with them. And the Tingtangs know better than to get on my bad side. [ AGAIN, TRULY NO RIGHT TO TOUGH TALK WHEN MY ROLLS ARE SO BAD ]
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[just gives her a look]
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[ but he'll at least rise from the table. ]
Suppose we'll see ya on the fourth floor then.
[ what if we simply try to Leave. ]
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[ Said like they're not thugs in ponchos with maracas for weapons. ]
If you don't intend to play and have a good time, you don't belong here.
[ SO YEAH YOU CAN JUST LEAVE FOR NOW. But you have left a bad taste in Los Mariachis's mouth and they will remember this. ]
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lovelace learns nothing and will move on to the next floor if they can? ]
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So... do we have a plan yet for dealing with the Tingtang boss?
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I don't know, why don't we just have Isabel point a gun at him and threaten to remove his shirt? That's worked out great.
[ but they will leave the table. he's going to wander and see how things look for gaining access to the third floor? ]
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If nothing else about this place, you learn that the interior fucking rocks. It's awesome. On the third floor, you see a bunch of mahjong tables and INCREDIBLY thuggish looking people all over, playing games, smoking... somehow, this is the most 'gang'-like tier you've seen yet.
There's some very massive thuggish men standing near the stairway.
Also in the interest of time again, I will say it's like. 4:30pm right now. ]
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is there a vip table up in here as well? any familiar faces, now that we know that's a thing? ]
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Hey, folks.
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so isabel's looking for a vip table, charles is walking up to the stairway, and shoma's going to make himself busy by doing a quick visual sweep of the floor to see if there's anything else here that stands out. or, alternatively, making sure the boss didn't sneak past them while they were losing their shit at arthur. ]
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The thugs block Charles's way. ]
[ You know what, because I think it'd be funny, yeah, the Tingtang Boss can be coming upstairs right around now. He just gives you guys such a look. ]
I got business but I'll take care of youse when I'm back, you stay right here.
[ And he's going to keep heading towards the stairs I guess. ]
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Who was that? [ this world is crazy and it has arms and legs so she will say 'who' instead of 'what.' sure. ]
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[actually, he can get an idea from what thug b said, so he just grins, tapping the hilt of his sword.]
Wanna test that, friend?
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Who the hell are you? Pretty bold to be impersonating the Boss like that. [ fakeitfakeitfakeit... ]
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Seriously, read a book.
We're here to keep security, not play with forks.
[ Everyone is so fucking rude all of the time. Meanwhile, the Tingtang boss's voice cracks out of sheer offense. ]
I don't remember a pipsqueak like you in my ranks!
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wonders what the hell shoma is doing back there but turning around to look would be like SHOWING WEAKNESS to these thugs...]
Ah, is that so? What would you consider "big boy toys", in that case? Because I'm sure not seeing any on you.
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charles is an extrovert and will probably spend some more time talking and picking a fight than actually starting it so that helps.
so anyway he stares this dude in the eye before shaking his head in disappointment. ]
And you really thought you'd make your way up to the top floor? Nobody's gonna believe you're the Boss when you can't even remember or control the real members of the Tingtang gang. So why don't you give up the disguise and go back outside and wait with the rest of the grunts?
[ this is probably not the way he should be doing it but here we are. ]
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