[ they have to kill bRUCE WAYNE? this is so going to end up on the news. hope they won't be associated with it at all and his acting career can still be salvaged. ]
I suppose we ought to get to it.
[ but also the clay... craves violence a lil bit ]
[ taking down one guy who might've unleashed a zombie horde probably isn't even as bad as overfishing. plus taking out the walking, vomming dead is doing a service, those poor jazz enjoyers. ]
[ Rodion has weird feelings on this matter because normally she's like very much DOWN WITH THE BOURGEOSIE but at the same time in this AU she's pretty well-off because her parents are wealthy industrialists??? Oh well she can just be a hater of other rich people sometimes for fun. People who are Richer. She has no weird feelings regarding Bruce Wayne specifically though, whatever gets her out of this chair and back out on the streets for her skydiving outings first. ]
Oh you better keep that "whatever equipment" promise. C'mon, get us out of these chairs already!
[Live with the clown aesthetic. Your two buddies here who are definitely not Link and (redacted) will start untying them. They may now scratch their noses.]
Deadshot and Captain Boomerang will accompany you on your mission. But remember, if they die, you die.
[So, after they're allowed out of the room, they will be led to another area where they may select their equipment and weapons. In addition to what they can grab from this room, the following bonus items will be given to them:
Lucien: A joy buzzer that can either stun a target or straight up deliver a lethal amount of electricity, depending on the setting. There's a little switch he can toggle to go between the two modes.
Dion: A copy of Safe Lance Ownership for Dummies.
Sidon: Three autoinjectors filled with Venom. Using one of these will take his super strength from "being able to bench press a cow" levels to "being able to lift a semitruck," but it also temporarily drives him into a bloodthirsty rage.
Rodion: A kite-slash-jetpack hybrid. Hell yeah.
Please list whatever other weapons or equipment they would be looking for in the room, so I can confirm or deny what's available. Additionally, they get costumes, so feel free to pick your own fit.]
[ the reason dion has to wear that is because someone else grabbed the closet to armor thing around. why is he resisting the clown aesthetic so hard? it feels very incongruous. maybe that's the whole joke. born to goth, forced to clown.
he will be looking for an airhorn though, because that sounds hilarious. ]
[ I don't understand what or how or why you ended up the way you did but you know what, Rodion's into it. She just throws an arm over Dion's shoulder and we are now great friends, because OBVIOUSLY, she has to go green. But like, a sexier green because we apparently decided Dion should be the silliest. She isn't going for subtlety here, but who cares. Maybe they'll just think she's Green Lantern. Obviously she has her kite on her back but it's folded up at the moment. ]
Hell yeah!
[ She's also taking an axe, like. Of course she is. ]
[Lucien can have an airhorn. Sidon can find a high tech trident that can fit in his... uh. Titties, I guess. Rodion may find an axe.
Captain Boomerang holds the tablet up again. The shadowy figure on the screen slowly assess them while Captain Boomerang slowly walks past Lucien, Sidon, Rodion, and...]
Good. I see you're all— [The woman pauses, baffled, when Captain Boomerang gets to Dion.] Hm.
[Just. Give her a second.]
... I see. Task Force X, the fate of the world rests on your hands. Remember your mission. Do not get caught by the Justice League. They are funded by Wayne and will not listen to reason. Are you ready?
[If there is anything else they need to grab or any other questions they need to ask, now's the time.]
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I suppose we ought to get to it.
[ but also the clay... craves violence a lil bit ]
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I'd rather just get started!
[ impatient now ]
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Oh you better keep that "whatever equipment" promise. C'mon, get us out of these chairs already!
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No.
[Live with the clown aesthetic. Your two buddies here who are definitely not Link and (redacted) will start untying them. They may now scratch their noses.]
Deadshot and Captain Boomerang will accompany you on your mission. But remember, if they die, you die.
[So, after they're allowed out of the room, they will be led to another area where they may select their equipment and weapons. In addition to what they can grab from this room, the following bonus items will be given to them:
Dion: A copy of Safe Lance Ownership for Dummies.
Sidon: Three autoinjectors filled with Venom. Using one of these will take his super strength from "being able to bench press a cow" levels to "being able to lift a semitruck," but it also temporarily drives him into a bloodthirsty rage.
Rodion: A kite-slash-jetpack hybrid. Hell yeah.
Please list whatever other weapons or equipment they would be looking for in the room, so I can confirm or deny what's available. Additionally, they get costumes, so feel free to pick your own fit.]
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so he starts to look for a costume because of reasons ends up with this.
he looks stricken. ]
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he will be looking for an airhorn though, because that sounds hilarious. ]
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he will look for a proper trident that is preferably portable. like a collapsible cane but murderous. ]
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Hell yeah!
[ She's also taking an axe, like. Of course she is. ]
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Captain Boomerang holds the tablet up again. The shadowy figure on the screen slowly assess them while Captain Boomerang slowly walks past Lucien, Sidon, Rodion, and...]
Good. I see you're all— [The woman pauses, baffled, when Captain Boomerang gets to Dion.] Hm.
[Just. Give her a second.]
... I see. Task Force X, the fate of the world rests on your hands. Remember your mission. Do not get caught by the Justice League. They are funded by Wayne and will not listen to reason. Are you ready?
[If there is anything else they need to grab or any other questions they need to ask, now's the time.]
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... Should we introduce ourselves.
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... I should like to request a change to clothing—
[ there's no time buddy ]
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I think you look very dashing, Dion!
[ to lucien, ]
I am Sidon—and you're... Jerker, are you not?
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Kitewoman ready to fly.
[ With absolutely radiating confidence. ]
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I'm getting your next starter ready but please confirm if the Jerker is canon. Thank you.]
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The Jerker is canon................
Get in, losers. We're committing government sanctioned crimes.]