W1 🛸 PLAYER CYOA: A CLOWNLESS CIRCUS 🚀 SIDON, LUCIEN, RODION, DION

[dropoffs]

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[polliwog]

[ the way sidon doesn't wear clothes but bane's fit is so silly i'm gonna go with it. at least it shows off his tits.

he will look for a proper trident that is preferably portable. like a collapsible cane but murderous. ]

[inequals]

[ I don't understand what or how or why you ended up the way you did but you know what, Rodion's into it. She just throws an arm over Dion's shoulder and we are now great friends, because OBVIOUSLY, she has to go green. But like, a sexier green because we apparently decided Dion should be the silliest. She isn't going for subtlety here, but who cares. Maybe they'll just think she's Green Lantern. Obviously she has her kite on her back but it's folded up at the moment. ]

Hell yeah!

[ She's also taking an axe, like. Of course she is. ]

[messy]

[Lucien can have an airhorn. Sidon can find a high tech trident that can fit in his... uh. Titties, I guess. Rodion may find an axe.

Captain Boomerang holds the tablet up again. The shadowy figure on the screen slowly assess them while Captain Boomerang slowly walks past Lucien, Sidon, Rodion, and...]

Good. I see you're all— [The woman pauses, baffled, when Captain Boomerang gets to Dion.] Hm.

[Just. Give her a second.]

... I see. Task Force X, the fate of the world rests on your hands. Remember your mission. Do not get caught by the Justice League. They are funded by Wayne and will not listen to reason. Are you ready?

[If there is anything else they need to grab or any other questions they need to ask, now's the time.]

[tombtaker]

[ dion looks cool thats why she had to pause it was in awe ]

... Should we introduce ourselves.

[agamid]

[ ]

... I should like to request a change to clothing—

[ there's no time buddy ]

[polliwog]

[ he's blinded by love for his prison bestie ]

I think you look very dashing, Dion!

[ to lucien, ]

I am Sidon—and you're... Jerker, are you not?

[inequals]

[ How many boyfriends you got this week, Sidon. ]

Kitewoman ready to fly.

[ With absolutely radiating confidence. ]

[messy]

[Deadshot closes the walk in closet before Dion can change his costume.

I'm getting your next starter ready but please confirm if the Jerker is canon. Thank you.]

[tombtaker]

[ it doesn't matter what name came before this, even though it was probably incredibly cool. its now the jerker forever and ever, amen. ]

[messy]

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[messy]

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The Jerker is canon................

Get in, losers. We're committing government sanctioned crimes.]