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COMMUNICATIONS CHANNELS.
I.R.I.S.
THE INSTANT RESPONSE INTERACTIVE SYSTEM
The Instant Response Interactive System, or "I.R.I.S." for short, is a gift that the new crew will find themselves equipped with upon release from the stasis bay. The I.R.I.S. is prepared via nanite integration that attunes the I.R.I.S. to the user's neural impulses, allowing for max efficiency and one-handed usage while on the road. From texting and receiving messages to and from fellow crew and Supervisors, to taking photographs, the I.R.I.S. has proven to be a crew member's best friend. Accessing functions and apps is just as easy as counting one, two, three!
🛰️ Can we hack the I.R.I.S.?
No, you cannot hack the I.R.I.S. in any capacity. If there is any attempt made to hack your device or someone else's, you or that person will receive a sharp (harmless) electroshock. This will intensify with repeated attempts. If your character insists on continuing to try and hack, they will eventually be locked out of their I.R.I.S. and must see a senior crew member for unlocking.
🛰️ Can the I.R.I.S. be removed from my body?
No. The I.R.I.S. corresponds to company brand nanites implanted in the new crew prior to awakening from cryosleep (a mandatory service we provide all of our employees). Should you lose the limb with your I.R.I.S. attached to it, these nanites will still be active inside of your bloodstream, but will reroute to your other available arm or remaining limb to reconnect with the I.R.I.S.
🛰️ What can I do with the I.R.I.S.?
"What can't you do with the I.R.I.S." is the question you should really be asking. Your device has a number of functions to make your stay aboard the Eudora that much easier. Each of these functions is accessible with finger motions and hand gestures to manipulate and activate them. Below are the functions your Instant Response Interactive System is capable of:
✏️ Callsign: When you first open up the I.R.I.S. functions, you'll be prompted to select a callsign. This will be used as your username, internal email address, and during deliveries to protect your identity. You only have three chances to input a work-appropriate callsign before you're locked out and one will be automatically generated for you. This cannot be changed after it's been set, so choose wisely! (Ask the mods if you're not sure what's "work-appropriate" or if your character is a clown and we'll be happy to work with you! Alternatively, you can also "accidentally" auto-generate one, as the Eudora systems will happily lock in something for you based on the information it has on you.)
👋 Biometric Lock: Your phone is programmed to respond to the nanites in your body and therefore will only unlock to its owner's touch. (It is, after all, inside of you.)
🥺 Emojis: A wide selection of emojis as well as a sticker shop where you can download digital sticker packs. This does also include kaomoji capabilities.
💬 Messages: Swipe horizontally through the air with your palm to reveal a keyboard projection and select the Messenger app from the options. This will also allow you to read your past convos.
🗒️ Notes: Swipe horizontally through the air with your palm to reveal a keyboard projection and select the Notebook app from the options. The Notebook has an autosave function in place.
⌨️ Adaptable Keyboard Projection: Want a big, computer-standard keyboard? You got it. Want a more manageable, phone-sized keyboard for legitimate texting in the palm of your hands? Done. This applies to all applications that utilize typing.
☄️ HER-MES app: Access to the HER-MES network. Read the HER-MES section below the I.R.I.S. section for more information.
🦚 JUNOboard: An app that allows users to adjust their settings when using the interactive JUNOboard in the observation deck's lounge. This includes brush type, size, and color; whether a project is private or a collaboration; and enabling the I.R.I.S. keyboard to be synced to the interactive wall for those that would rather type or dictate their additions to the board.
📸 Camera: Create a frame with your index fingers and thumbs around your desired shot and say "cheese!"
📻 Music Player: To access our intergalactic music library, raise both of your index fingers like a conductor's baton and activate the digital library. Where is the music playing from? Don't think too hard about it.
👾 Games: Holding both hands up like you're holding a controller, tap your thumbs to bring up the game library. At the moment, there's only Tetris, Space Invaders, Snake, Suika, Infinity Craft, and something called ClanGen.
🔉 Accessibility Options: If you require certain accommodations for your I.R.I.S., please let your Senior Crew know and they will be able to assist.
🌈 Auto-Translate: While the nanite injection allows you to auto-translate spoken languages - you can bypass this both ways if you concentrate or there's intent in the word(s) (ie; sensei staying sensei) - it doesn't apply to written text. You can, however, pull up an app in the I.R.I.S. that will scan and translate for you.
📱 Data Transfer: If in possession of a datapad, it is possible to sync your information from the I.R.I.S. to the datapad. You just need to get your hands on one.
( If you are looking for other applications, see Senior Crew members for suggestions or upgrades. )
🛰️ Are my messages private on the I.R.I.S.?
Your messages on the I.R.I.S. are yours and yours alone. Even if you pull up your holographic screen and keyboard, everything is protected by a digital privacy screen overlay that will prevent anyone beside you or behind you from seeing what you're up to. You may, however, share your screen purposefully, which the I.R.I.S. will recognize with the flick of your fingers. This security is not 100% guaranteed if the information from your I.R.I.S. has been synced to a less secure datapad. However... Upper management and Nut & Bolt IT can obviously read your messages.
🛰️ Can the I.R.I.S. be removed from my body?
🛰️ What can I do with the I.R.I.S.?
👋 Biometric Lock: Your phone is programmed to respond to the nanites in your body and therefore will only unlock to its owner's touch. (It is, after all, inside of you.)
🥺 Emojis: A wide selection of emojis as well as a sticker shop where you can download digital sticker packs. This does also include kaomoji capabilities.
💬 Messages: Swipe horizontally through the air with your palm to reveal a keyboard projection and select the Messenger app from the options. This will also allow you to read your past convos.
🗒️ Notes: Swipe horizontally through the air with your palm to reveal a keyboard projection and select the Notebook app from the options. The Notebook has an autosave function in place.
⌨️ Adaptable Keyboard Projection: Want a big, computer-standard keyboard? You got it. Want a more manageable, phone-sized keyboard for legitimate texting in the palm of your hands? Done. This applies to all applications that utilize typing.
☄️ HER-MES app: Access to the HER-MES network. Read the HER-MES section below the I.R.I.S. section for more information.
🦚 JUNOboard: An app that allows users to adjust their settings when using the interactive JUNOboard in the observation deck's lounge. This includes brush type, size, and color; whether a project is private or a collaboration; and enabling the I.R.I.S. keyboard to be synced to the interactive wall for those that would rather type or dictate their additions to the board.
📸 Camera: Create a frame with your index fingers and thumbs around your desired shot and say "cheese!"
📻 Music Player: To access our intergalactic music library, raise both of your index fingers like a conductor's baton and activate the digital library. Where is the music playing from? Don't think too hard about it.
👾 Games: Holding both hands up like you're holding a controller, tap your thumbs to bring up the game library. At the moment, there's only Tetris, Space Invaders, Snake, Suika, Infinity Craft, and something called ClanGen.
🔉 Accessibility Options: If you require certain accommodations for your I.R.I.S., please let your Senior Crew know and they will be able to assist.
🌈 Auto-Translate: While the nanite injection allows you to auto-translate spoken languages - you can bypass this both ways if you concentrate or there's intent in the word(s) (ie; sensei staying sensei) - it doesn't apply to written text. You can, however, pull up an app in the I.R.I.S. that will scan and translate for you.
📱 Data Transfer: If in possession of a datapad, it is possible to sync your information from the I.R.I.S. to the datapad. You just need to get your hands on one.
( If you are looking for other applications, see Senior Crew members for suggestions or upgrades. )
🛰️ Are my messages private on the I.R.I.S.?
HER-MES SYSTEM
THE VOICES OF THE VAST AND DEEP VOID
Unlike I.R.I.S. the HER-MES System is an intergalactic collaboration on deep space communication and is not owned by one entity. Using the 550th iteration communication latency mitigator, termed "Limitless," the HER-MES system allows people from across the stars to share a message on a HYPER-cloud platform.
Currently, HER-MES does not have a navigation system accurate enough to deliver private messages past 1 light-skip away (███ international units). Sending a complete message past 1 light-skip far to a coordinate and specific individual would cause delivery latency which could take a lifetime to receive, then a lifetime to send. Both the sender and recipient must own at least a 1860th generation Tracking and Data Relay Satellite ($███████████████████) for a 42-month delay. The farther apart they are, the more advanced technology required.
The purpose of HER-MES is for thoughts, emotions, and feelings to reach the lonely and remind them even in the darkest night or the most blinding light they are not alone. The system guarantees your message will be immediately received, read, felt, and understood by someone out there in deep space.
Currently, HER-MES does not have a navigation system accurate enough to deliver private messages past 1 light-skip away (███ international units). Sending a complete message past 1 light-skip far to a coordinate and specific individual would cause delivery latency which could take a lifetime to receive, then a lifetime to send. Both the sender and recipient must own at least a 1860th generation Tracking and Data Relay Satellite ($███████████████████) for a 42-month delay. The farther apart they are, the more advanced technology required.
The purpose of HER-MES is for thoughts, emotions, and feelings to reach the lonely and remind them even in the darkest night or the most blinding light they are not alone. The system guarantees your message will be immediately received, read, felt, and understood by someone out there in deep space.
🛰️ TD;LR What is HER-MES? What makes it different from I.R.I.S.?
If I.R.I.S. is like your smartphone, then HER-MES is more like a public social media app, but for deep space. It's populated by messages from all over the however many galaxies out there. Characters can send their messages to deep space and it'll show up on the HER-MES platform. HTML text version may be found in the comments here.
🛰️ Message type?
HER-MES is a text-based platform, but input can be: 1) thought, 2) emotion, 3) voice, 4) text, but it is translated into text. TTT Thought to Text, ETT Emotion to Text, VTT Voice to Text, T... T...ext. The messages are anonymous unless you leave a signature.
🛰️ Do messages have to be purposeful?
No. Your character can buttdial because I think it's funny. If your character has a very coherent thought or strong feeling and you want that to go out in space, then go ahead. Submit IC and OOC messages here. Examples and explanation will be found on the form.
🛰️ How many can I send? Is there a limit?
As many times as you want, Space Cowboy. HER-MES has the bandwidth of more galaxies than I can imagine because it's fiction. However, for OOC expectations, any messages submitted past 7 PM PST / 10 PM EST will be rolled over to the next day.
Feel free to track the week toplevel so you receive notifications for edits/updates.
🛰️ How can HER-MES be accessed?
Through I.R.I.S. and any intergalactic portal. Basically, any electronic with a screen that has access to galaxy internet.
🛰️ Message type?
🛰️ Do messages have to be purposeful?
🛰️ How many can I send? Is there a limit?
Feel free to track the week toplevel so you receive notifications for edits/updates.
🛰️ How can HER-MES be accessed?
HER-MES SYSTEM MESSAGES
W0
吃饭了吧？
Shut the fuck up.
What must I do to hear your voice again? What must I do to see you?
In my opinion,
Hot pepper with honey _ Awful, God damn it!
Black pepper with honey _ Not too bad, I'm OK.
Long pepper (Indian long pepper or pipli) with honey _ Yeah!
Sichuan pepper with honey _ This is fuck!
menikahlah denganku.
一緒にお出かけしたい
kamu bisa tinggal bersamaku.
𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐
𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢
𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴
𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅
𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋
Unfortunately I'm not a Russian hitman or former discotheque owner, just a California girl.
Mùa đông lạnh giá mà ngồi quây quàn nấu cốc trà ấm áp biết mấy.
我会张开嘴巴，大口大口的啃下你身上巨大的胸膛。接着我会把身后的菊花张开
让你用那庞大的屠龙大鵰刺穿我。直到花儿都谢了，直到我房间黏糊糊的
直到你的精液从我身后冲向我的食道，从我喉咙冒出来。直到我血脉里流着的血液都成了你的精液
直到我大声地嗷嗷叫，让我不亦乐乎。
yo la entiendo, si viera un emo con cara de muerto también me lo querría besar.
얄팍한 캐해로 딥하게 퍼먹고 있습니다
... This dish was meant for you.
Hail, Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.
I fear that I won’t be able to meet you when you finally arrive, Master... And for that I apologize.
I'm here. I'm waiting.
A
Is it heresy to have water shot at your crotch?
Big Poop lobbyists ruining everything
we should have nerfed pooping...
Both ends of this spectrum are utterly baffling to me. Required by law? Legally enforced butt water?? The fuck??? But then on the other side you get Illegal butt water. If you clean your ass too well the police are gonna bust in a shit in your ass just to maintain the status quo. Like what is happened here man.
The Bottom Offenses Act 19B-V banned the use of any sort of appliance that would interact with the bottom due to the prudish nature of the Oasis society.
All cute girls poop. ✌️
I find it kind of hilarious that they're required by law in Titus-360-B but banned in the Kaleo Capital. A tiny island of bidet haters in a sea of bidets.
WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH WATERWORKS
A cautionary note: given this is a message system akin to a social network of sorts, I'm afraid anything below this message is very likely to be of little use. Spare yourself the trouble if you're trying to find anything of use.
Wow, you don't know how to live a little?
Oh, by all means, please enlighten me. I welcome suggestions on how to live a little.
Live life your truest self.
Find a benefactor!
Become a cowboy.
Follow the path of God.
Take anything that isn't nailed down, if we're still doing advice.
Honestly... (approving)
Huh? (disapproving)
THAT'S RIGHT!!! EAT THE rICH!!!
After a careful consideration of these mindful suggestions, I have decided to take the last one regarding monstruous and bloody cannibalism of the aristocratic class. Thank you for your suggestions.
Amen, brother.
(break guard) (crawl darkly) (scream) (twist) (crawl darkly) (scream) (twist) (crawl darkly) (scream) (crawl) (twist) (split) (crawl darkly) Creeping) (rolling) (crawling violently) (twisting) (spasming) (snarling) (squirming) (eerie growl) (creeping) (splitting) (walking ashore) (twisting) (spasming) (squirming) ( Twisted walking) (Attack regardless of target)
I should have turned off my tank stance.
did you take damage tho?
W1
it's because i'm a pisces.
almost just said "keep it moving diva" to a pigeon.
真理探究の歩みを止めることは無い
TANGINA NIYO MGA TEH????? GINAWAN AKO NG THESIS NG JOWA KO FOR OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY???????
you're a pisce of shit.
It doesn't matter! NONE OF THIS MATTERS! But if it doesn't matter...why do I long for ██████ like this?! Why do I desire the touch of something that no longer EXISTS?!
I am embarrassed.
Bless us with your light...
So many misfortunes exist in this world, so is there a reason to feel sorrow for every single one of them?
Thy Life is a riddle, to bear rapture and sorrow
To listen, to suffer, to entrust unto tomorrow
In one fleeting moment, from the Land doth life flow
Yet in one fleeting moment, for anew it doth grow
In the same fleeting moment,
Thou must live
Die
And know
Don’t want no money (Want your money)
That shit’s ugly
Just want your sex (Want your sex)
Take a bite of my bad girl meat (Bad girl meat; take a bite of me)
Show me your teeth (Let me see your mean)
Got no direction (No direction; I need direction)
Just got my vamp (Got my vamp; uh-uh)
Take a bite of my bad girl meat (Bad girl meat; oh, take a bite of me, boy)
Show me your teeth (The truth is sexy)
LADY GAGA IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN
Bad girl meat sounds good right now.
Ergh. Those type of people of the universe are awake.
Hi! I am Clippy, your office assistant. It looks like you're trapped in the darkness of space far out of reach of anyone who has ever known you. Would you like some help with that? Would you like some help with that? Would you like some help with that?
I wanted to check HER-MES to avoid writing my essay today...
woah? is there a transmigrator around?
what if it's sci-fi isekai AND clippy is your sidekick!
あああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああガーリックトーストおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおおお
Assorted cheese hell............yes THE SKY IS DARK THE WIND IS COLD THE NIGHT IS YOUNG BEFORE IT'S OLD AND GRAY WE WILL KNOW THE THRILL OF IT ALL BRYAN FREEY
Hello! Hello! 3279!
Ooh, not bad. 3476.
3133, but only because of the rats!
3251!!!!
we are all clowns on this collective circus called earth
i aint reading all this
i'm happy for u guys tho
or sorry that happened
W2
Rohs an kyn ala na
Mah morn narr
Sahl djahs afah an
Helping someone who didn't want help could be a curse. However, some people couldn't ask for help despite needing help. It was because they had never asked for it before.
GHỆ YÊU DẤU CỦA ANH ƠI GHỆ YÊU DẤU CỦA ANH ƠI
Please, ask for help. Reach out. There's a hand ready to hold yours.
Having struck upon a hypothesis, there is but one thing the wise woman desires. Irrefutable proof.
Stay fleshy, baby girl.
PAY ATTENTION THE LOT OF YOU
Every time I lose someone, it's like a door or a window shutting in the house. One by one, it all goes dark.
A peek beyond the curtain, for those who bother. The dead are never very far. This place is a graveyard. I reckon they're watching even now.
I'm keeping Monsieur Scien out of trouble!
MATRON OF DEATH, EBON QUEEN OF RAVENS, WE QUESTION YOUR PATH, WE DEMAND THAT YOU HEAR OUR CRY OF GRIEF.
Teeth and trash everywhere! Rats and Graham crackers! What in the bloody fuck does this mean!
Monsieur Luke is doing just fine.
It's in me like a splinter; when I try to remove it, it just burrows deeper. When does it end?
I miss everyone a whooole lot!
The dead will watch for anyone else lost. Stay safe, if that's even possible.
Eat shit, Jeff.
Imagine being named Jeff... That's so sad.
Luke, you idiot. Why didn't you say something?
No gooshing. No gooshing. None.
Owner. Enda Brat. Teach the Masochist how to play Suika. Send your scores. Loser gets fed to the rats.
Welcome to Chiitan Magic Show! Today's show is a humans disappear
Something's wrong with the s░̛͘͝░̶͠░̡͜͜░̸̨͟r ░░░░░░ ░░░░ries. Ask them about the storm and their ░̛͘͝░̶͠░̡͜͜░̨͟ ░░░leagues.
KAZUKI, PLAY WONDERWALL
Dahut! If you're really there, tell us what Luke is doing!
Learning shibari!
You're a poet, Scien. Brats and rats.
LUKE EXPLAIN SHIBARI? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
If anyone we've lost is reading this, please send a message with your name. - A.S.
WE'LL LET THE EXPERIMENT.
CONTINUE.
Cacio e Pepe is reading, Signore Arthur! ★ We all are! I miss you!
You guys really tried your best...
it's mementing absolute mori
Hello. ░░░░░░░░░. We're doing well, but we could be doing better. Please hang in there.
Signore Luke is still fine and not learning shibari, at least as far as I'm aware? I'll let him know that people are expecting him to read up on it right away!
STOP I DIND'T EVEN WRITE THAT SOMEONE STOLE MY ░░░ IDENTITY
I have no interest in poetry. Though comedy is surprisingly appealing, after watching all of you. ░░░░░
Throné, Lucien, Sidon. I'm alright.
The first angel blew his trumpet, and there followed hail and fire, mixed with blood, and these were thrown upon the earth. And a third of the earth was burned up, and a third of the trees were burned up, and all green grass was burned up.
Why is there so much flesh?
I miss you, Viktor. I hope you can hear me, somehow.
Were those raspberry cookies you, somehow?
Do you have a recipe?
Luke, you're an idiot.
Wow, this Luke guy can't get a break. Kinks out on main and being called an idiot.
Sorry, everyone. Those items didn't work quite how we wanted them to. Things are changing; we'll keep trying.
From his mouth comes a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations, and he will rule them with a rod of iron. He will tread the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God the Almighty.
What am I even reading here? Are you guys all right? -C
get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit
You are gay said the Holy Spirit
I don't know who made the cookies, but they looked very tasty! I hope they were!
"maybe in another life-" WHY NOT IN THIS ONE WHY IS HAPPINESS ALWAYS SO FAR AWAY AND SO HARD TO ACHIEVE WHY DO WE ALWAYS MAKE EVERYTHING SO COMPLICATED
227 grams butter, 134 grams sugar, 1 tsp almond extract, 240 grams flour, 170 grams raspberry jam. Fresh raspberries in the center make it better! And powdered sugar, of course. ★
I know you're alright, who do you think I am?
I'll inform everyone to look at these messages. - A.S.
. . .if s = t^1/3, and if |ln s| ≤ β . . . No, no . . . The square root of (x - xi)² + (y -yi)² is ri. . .
Yes. It's just... the vibes. Babygirl vibes.
the regrets of that day… when i didn’t grab your hand.
I don't want to hear that from someone who tripped into the garbage disposal.
Are we doing okay?
...I think I might accept even my greatest fear of death over being stuck under the porch with the other two with my fur matted with burrs.
Puppy want a treat?
Is that you, Viktor? Where are you? I hope you see that you're missed.
puppy want a fucking break from it all
Can you guys stop turning each other into animals?
NO SOLICITORS!!!!!! EXCEPT TAMALE LADY
Well, it feels really weird to say this when I have to stare at a bunch of messages of everyone losing their minds, but I miss you all. -C
I've always liked a gin and tonic. It doesn't try to hide what it is. But lately, I've wanted to try making a Dark and Stormy: rum, ginger beer, and lime juice. What do you think, guys? I've got 28 drinks to make, so I'm looking for ideas.
░F░E░E░T░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
the flesh rat yassification
Thank you Signore Charles! Everyone's been received safe and sound. Anche voi ci mancate!
didnt attack OR kill anyone today btw
Sending this as ░̛͘͝░̶͠░̡͜͜░̸̨͟r ░░░░░░ ░░░░
W3
And who made me that way?
in the stripped club. straight up “jorking it” . and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My pingus
Hello, everyone! Please do take care. We are doing well here. Remember to manifest!
I would've liked to visit the planet with you, Sidon. I hope that you are not experiencing what I feared would come after death.
rawr x3 *draws katana* u like to fight *attacks* you're so weak o3o *notices you have an echo* o: someons' got potential ;) *murders ur ala mighty resisty* murr~ hehehehe *challenges u* ur getting so strong :ooooooo *stuns you more and walks away* u keep getting stronger u dont stop being good prey -////- *mortally wounds ur fureiendsies* im such a nihilist *brings sword to neck* nyeaaa~ *stares deep into ur eyes* so strong kyaaaa *gets possessed*
... Viktor, Luke, Dahut, Scien, Eunhyuk. Please be well. I think of all of you so often. I hope to see you again someday.
My Lu, I hope you ask about the flowers. Don't you want to know what came before there was an us? I'll accept dinner, but only on the condition you're going to have to ask me where I want to go.
For behold, the Lord will come in fire
And His chariots like the whirlwind,
To render His anger with fury,
And His rebuke with flames of fire.
For the Lord will execute judgment by fire
And by His sword on all flesh,
And those slain by the Lord will be many.
. . . flowers are composed of many distinct components . . . outermost whorl of a flower is called the calyx . . . each stamen has a long filament holding up pollen sacs called anthers . . . the image on the left shows two stigma lobes surrounded . . .
Your stubborn defiance has stirred my long-becalmed heart...
it's there it's there a great purple and shadowy void spiderwebs of matter everywhere a god's playground with all the answers if i could just understand them if i could just parse what is hidden between the webs
Filling it with a... Joy that I have not known for generations.
Throné, I hope this reaches you. Please take care of yourself. We've got them safely. Always thinking of you. Hit the Nonagon for me.
I had thought the tantalizing kiss of self-indulgence a dream forever out of reach. And now that its sweet ruin courses through my veins I shall not be quick to relinquish it.
Show me your worth, M██hos that... I might revel in it!
Don't worry, mon chéri! It's nothing like you feared! I wish we could see everything together, but at least know our hearts are connected still.
Waiting for that sign, here. I've burned the feathers too. -C
Why Shibari?
why do people only ever monger fear or fish?
We hope to see you again someday, too! ★ Thank you very much for keeping our memory alive!
i hope you find someone that bites you, but is always gay and weird about it. peace and love on planat arrth
so a guy pulls out a knife and says "where do you think you're going with all that water?" so i said "hey, buddy, muad'dib is a killing word HIYA"
so i hop up on shai-hulud now IM drivin the worm
youre the kwisatz haderach
yeah yeah im the kwisatz haderach
so you just took over the imperium and allowed the fremen to wage a jihad in your name against the entire known universe?
WELL THE SPICE MUST FLOW
All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli
All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety
Live. (Love and Laugh Sold Separately)
lately, things just don't seem the same ♪
do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again?
and i know you love shrek 'cause we've watched it 12 times
you left your fridge open, somebody just took a sandwich
oh my god becky look at her butt
none of these song lyrics are normal, are they...
I've been thinking about our chats recently, Shoma. I hope you can still get out all those jumbling thoughts. I've decided to work on something I told you about. It would be nice to have your expertise.
I don't want to be a rat though?!
Charles...!!!! We love your ass the most!!!!!
did you know that if you take a fluid dynamics class, your entire life becomes navier-stokes equations and realizing that the Immaculate Science that dudebros are so obsessed with still does not fully comprehend how something as basic and fundamental as fluids work (and may not even realize that fluids encompasses more than water but also air and anything that subscribes to 'flow') and therefore can in certain situations still only build reference materials off experimental data for thousands of college students to cry over. fluid dynamics is a fundamentally humbling lesson in the limitations of understanding the universe. a man reads a physics I textbook and believes he can fully predict the behavior of the universe and that love is chemicals, but engineering is realizing that the forces that drive this world are so infinitesimally small and invisible and become math more than logical reasoning and as such even randomness at the level of photons can make the world unknowable even as predictive modeling and computing become more and more powerful but only as clever as the humans who design it, as computation is not ingenuity. engineering is prying into the universe and glimpsing a fraction of its inner workings while gaining comprehension that even the most seemingly reliable mathematics can become a 'best guess' as soon as one crucial variable becomes nonlinear versus linear. it is seeing the unknowable mathematical magic of our world and attempting to make it our own, not using it to explain away the whimsy of our everyday experiences.
Victor says we will not be pondering 1800 asses!
Femme du cerf-volant, I will never forget my precious time with Task Force X. Maybe next week is when you will FINALLY get une plage? Enjoy it for me!
Are you the sort of person who has an easier time writing out your feelings...? I'm happy to read them. Thank you for taking my words to heart either way! 最可悲的是心的死亡。
🐍 Not all fear is so terrible. Maybe death is more frightening when you value life? More words for you soon -- let us know if you've received our letters too.
I don't mind consequences from matters of the heart. I'll let you know if anything too terrible happens and can certainly do my best to deal with it. So I support your ill-advised plotting! Do your worst!
Your messages are very sweet, but please remember to sign them! Whoever called me bud, your test worked, hello, hello! ★ Let me know who you are so I can properly reply! From yours truly, 🧀Cacio e Pepe🧂!
some of us are vampires..................hope thyat makes you afraiad,even if misspespelt
🕯️
Whoever Victor is can do whatever he wants, but Viktor best get to pondering post-haste. He has a lot to get through.
jumbled thoughts are getting louder and it's kinda annoying but manageable. but i can always make room for ghost stories if there's any to share. are ghosts in the machine real?
Last week, you managed to tie the votes. I know that no one wanted that outcome, especially with what happened after. But please, keep yourselves open to that option. It may very well be the best one, for your continued safety.
they're both bottoms it's not going to work out...
bless you aphrodite you begrudging slut
YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWW
Your more private messages to us are quite garbled if they're relevant to anything useful - don't put too much faith in them in that regard. TM
Mr. Huh is unsure of the magical kibble raining down from the heavens.
They're crammed in there like sardines in a barrel...
Wait. Where's Victor? Has anyone seen him?
Hisoka? Belial? Who are they and what are they doing here...?
Hello there, this is RdP. Can you tell us what it looks like over there? What can you see? Also sorry, I never realized how ugly my initials look, I'll sign with a 👸 from now on. Can we come up with a code of sorts? It might help the other messages come through more clearly, if someone is messing with them on purpose.
Was I too vague the first time? I thought I was being pretty straightforward. Stop thinking nonsense into the void and start asking some questions about stuff you're curious about!
... I'm still in the E █ d░̴░̵ra? Why?
W4
It was self defense.
the fact that i am at risk of seeing a 14 year old's opinion at any point during my day is a human rights violation
at 8:30 precisely, the frogs beyond the hills scream
What is everyone's ideal date with someone?
C! We are looking into it! Likewise, please let us know if you hear anything yourselves! The letters we receive are quite legible.
Cafe date while it's raining.
what，you came just to see me? just the sort of brainless sentimentality i'd expect from you.
👸! It looks like part of the ship, except overgrown with 😳😳. We can see your public spaces. However, if this turns out to be nonsense by the time you read it, know that many of our messages are either warped or blocked out entirely on HER-MES. For example, here are some names: 🍩nut, D💡, Shoe█, Ma█ret, ✌️█r
Your face is a human rights violation.
Harley, you needn't worry. I shall be all right.
PAY ATTENTION
This isn't the first time this has happened. Everything in cycles. The ██ge, the l████wn█, the ki██ing. Think of what happened to the ██████.
i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you
Their old dead reside with ours.
flowers flowers flowers
Don't trust C - they're wearing a false mask.
C. If it's flowers, then you should look into what's causing spring to bloom so early over there. I've never seen that many flowers in one place. Are they using a special kind of fertilizer? Care and attention? Pure luck?
this was a mistake I should have erased the name buried it in the ice held its head under the blood and never thought of the face again i see you at every turn and you're always asking a question i cannot answer
*Having a normal one, boss? Try and keep it together at least a bit longer.
They can see you where they are, be more public, be more loud. Remind them you're here.
I don't know yet, but I'll keep that advice in mind. Also hey, what'd I ever do to you, mystery thought person? Unless you don't mean me. -C
maybe he'd be fine on top i don't know
I hadn't touched this function in so long. Regardless, getting back in character; an announcement from the board of education to a concerned student: you tried and it worked. On a more personal note, don't lose any sleep over the past. It's fine -- the result was objectively positive. Plus, the tacit agreement from multiple people not to divulge publicly sensitive information is touching and will be kept in mind.
Don't call me a kid! No, I'm just joking... I never actually minded it when you called me that, you know? Oh, but I would mind if other people did, so nobody else get any ideas!
🧍♂️: Yes! I got it. We're both okay, and I think that's probably all I can say without this getting garbled? But I promise, we're okay.
I guess this doesn't really NEED to be faster, but I hate waiting, so here goes... just wanted to let you know I received your message. And wait, hold on a minute, are they seriously just letting you sleep there? Are you okay? Wake up!
New Hire. I received your report. It also made me laugh. You did well. Stay alive. We seem to receive letters once a week, Tuesday or Wednesday. Ours this week might be clearer, but only by 30%.
Confirming! We're doing well. If this gets filtered too, I'm gonna be mad!
I'm thinking much more clearly now, and I'm not angry. Well... no, okay, that's a lie, but it's actually the right amount. For real this time! I know you're doing your best and I believe in you. We're doing our best over here, too. I'll do what you asked.
To my -E x, I might have figured out part of what you were trying to tell me. XOXOXO the guy with good eyes
If winning a Wednesday auction this week would be a bad thing, speak now or forever hold your peace!
Should you ever lose sight of your dreams, I hope you'll remember that you are not alone. We are here, and the future is a dream we all share.
Thank you, inspirational message. You've given us something to ponder over when it comes to dreams.
W5
we are going to rob you
gay boy
Alphi: 4, B■■■: 6, C■■■■: 2, Cl*ude: 7, Dim*: 0, Ichi 1: 5, Manw*l: 10, Kain*: 10, Kon: 6, Ichi 2: 3, L*lli: 3, L■■■■■■■: that's my mother, L*x: 7, M■ndi: 9, May*: 6, M■■■■: 8, Nier: 6, Taichi: 7, Yamato: 4
Charles! Please give us a list of the five people here that you find the most attractive! It's very important!
Until all that is left inside of Him is stained in the darkness of nihility.
Monsieur Lucien, are you okay...
At midnight the Lord struck down all the firstborn in Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh, who sat on the throne, to the firstborn of the prisoner, who was in the dungeon, and the firstborn of all the livestock as well. Pharaoh and all his officials and all the Egyptians got up during the night, and there was loud wailing in Egypt, for there was not a house without someone dead.
Hello everyone, I'm feeling much more like myself now. I'm very sorry for everything I've said and done, and I hope I can make it up to you. It's better here for now, don't worry about us. We'll find a way to help. 👸
he would bnoops your allborns
twink
noun ---- INFORMAL
1. (among gay men) a gay or bisexual young man with a slim build and youthful appearance.
********
to twink
verb ---- INFORMAL
1. a version of twerking performed by nerds
????????????? I don't know which "here" you mean, so I'm just going to guess. Most of you are lovely in some way (and yet none of you beat my partner in any respect), but if I had to pick from a hypothetical standpoint: Diluc, Eunhyuk, Luke, Margaret, Rosamund? Why in the world are you asking me this??? -C
Sidon-sama, do you like squirrels?
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anise, I'd be careful about it, but I think they already know. ME
Squirrels... They are a necessary evil.
JJ Gold status winner, I did the thing you told me to try. Felt a little guilty, though... -C
I would never force you. But can you live with the ghost always there? You'll never be anything like that at all to me. Ever.
may his pussy haunt the narrative forever
Lu, ask about the review of the planets. Talk about her, too. I'm angry with you. You know why.
I can't say I've ever known a squirrel very well! They seem cute! Why do you ask?
Charles, it's an important question! It's important that you answer! You should also answer for the living side.
There are over 20 of us still here! Surely you're curious about one of their opinions instead. Also, what's your favourite animal? -C
I personally love cats.
You are... My painting. Longing for you has become a part of my life.
But I suppose I can play along if it makes you happy, even if again I must stress that they all pale in comparison to my partner - sorry. To narrow it down to five, we can all agree Throné and Rodya are good-looking with even better personalities, I'm going to publicly embarrass Arthur by pointing out his kindness, and I think Gregor and Yuri are great people in all regards. Not to suggest that everyone else is awful, though. -C
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Dr*co M*lfoy!
"What's up Dr*co?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
I’ll ask. And wasn’t it you who said something about not asking permission and such? Results are results. I’m sure you’ll find it in your heart to forgive when it works. - L.T.
Question for our long-distance friends! You ever go to a new place, and find you really miss some things you just can't get any more?
Save me, brave hero.
I don't know how much of a hero I can call myself now, but I'll try. I'll try to save everyone! 1
I want a dog...
Error found, spare room's haunted fleshily with bad breath.
Stay organized. Don't lose your heads. 📣👔❓⏲️
Sorry, did I just kill you? Are you all right?
Murderer.
Yes. Murderer. But we don't need to speak of the rats ever again.
I was NOT washing my shoes.
Foot stench.
Everyone has arrived safely. It may be difficult to believe this, or to hear it, but know that you are all doing very well. Take heart in knowing that you are always in our thoughts, and that your efforts are making a difference. Please look after one another, as we will do for all those that you've lost.
Thank you for leaving me gifts! I'd love to try them for myself, if you might consider throwing them away?
Apologies, I didn't realize how weak you were to kisses. Or was it the biting? Sorry either way!
Okay, dude. No one needed to know you're pulling?
Just venting to those far away, but I've realized that without the right tools, most people don't see the reality in front of them, and reality is that pink is everywhere. XOXOXO Shigure's crush
🦈 - Your messages are still censored... but there are letters, too. Your first sentence I cannot read, but the rest of it I understood. Our side is somber, and disheartened, I think, but... we are trying.
W6
Allow me, to the ends of your feet
Dissolve me in your gaze
I don't want to let you go
Please, leave me scars
Please, hurt me so that
Not a single drop of me remains
Let me drown in you...
Come home.
i don't have daddy issues it's my dad who has issues
do you think when Lightning McQueen threw the Piston cup to drive The King over the finish line a Honda Civic somewhere was destroying his living room after losing $10,000 on his parlay
Hey, do you think you can play nice a little longer?
“Therefore wait for Me,” declares the Lord,
“For the day when I rise up as a witness.
Indeed, My decision is to gather nations,
To assemble kingdoms,
To pour out on them My indignation,
All My burning anger;
For all the earth will be devoured
By the fire of My zeal.
Think you can put the Bible down for a second?!
Hey, if you don't give Yuri a break, I'm finding some way to get right back over there-! ...Sorry about the plants, by the way. I'm fine. If a single one of you curses her this week I'm gonna quit being fine pretty fast.
Congratulations Monsieur Viktor! 🎊 Be safe, eat well, use protection!
Don't worry, Charles! From now on, we'll only tease Viktor and Lucien. I can't believe your side stole our best gossip from us!
🐍 - Allow me to try again: there was ░̵̡͜ g▞r░̵̡͜ pl▐░̵̡͜░̵̡͜t ░░▟░d ░̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̵̡͜░̸̷░▐░▟ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ ░̛͘͝░ ̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ ░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝ ░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵ ̡͜░̸̷̨░̛ ͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜░̸̷ ̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷ ̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜ ░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̨░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̛͘ ̨ ░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨ ̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘ ░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░ ̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̨̛͘ ░̨̛͘ ░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░ ̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̸̷̨ ░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̛ ͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̨̛͘ ░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̛͘ ̨░̸̷̨░̨̛͘ ░̨̛͘░̨̛͘ ░ ̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̨̛͘░ ̨͘░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̛͘ Either way, as you can see, our situation is improving! Viktor's return proves that. So please don't let this place break your tremendous spirit. You're doing well, and we will do everything possible to support you all. Look after him for us!
To all of our spritely friends on the other side: have an excellent morning! If you want to send items of remembrance, they are better placed in the trash than in the church or stasis pods.
CONGRATULATIONS DRIPPING DEBUSSY
Have you all seen anything different on your end regarding the HERMES? Also, the cake was quite funny. Let us know if you receive our offerings, properly sent.
Wow! That did not work!
Congratulations on finally losing it! We're so proud of you! 🥰❤️
Why did you all make the damned HER-MES turn pink? And stop posting about the sex so much you are making it weird.
CONGRATULATIONS VIKTOR AND LUCIEN! You can't imagine how happy we all are for you, we knew you had it in you! Please be gentle with each other, as tough as Lucien presents himself to be there is a soft heart beneath it all, and it deserves as much care and love as yours does Viktor. We're all rooting for you!
I know we're being juvenile freaks about this but we have so little to entertain us so I think it's fair.
It changed right after we sent a message that was corrupted. I think we should be careful what we send through here. Intrusive comments about your personal lives only.
the fact that you made me read dripping debussy with my own eyes is a crime against humanity. what are you even doing???
3, 4, 6, 7 🐀🐀🐀 - 🐀🐀🐀🐀 - 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀 - 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
You all are so foolish. I lost it after being there actually.
We checked our list against yours, and can confirm the Stations you have are correct! Good work, and thank you for sharing! It was an enormous help. If you can continue to leave out information for us as you find it, that would be a great boon as well.
You won't like what you see.
AURORA IS SO BIG NOW SEND TURTLES SEND TURTLES IN THE TRASH QUICK
Xf xjmm ejcpig wkh phhujoh mpecvkqp wr wkh Uftfbsdj Hceknlwb lq Ddrvbeb. - 🎀
Thanks, traitor.
DADDY VIKTOR THE HELLY BELLY IS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT NOW WE'RE BEING ASSIMILATED INTO THE ROCIETY (RAT SOCIETY) IT'LL BE TOO LATE IF YOU DON'T HAVE A MEME WEDDING WITH LUCIEN AT THE RAT CHURCH IMMEDIATELY
ARTHUR PLEASE WE NEED IT IT'S GOING TO SEND US BACK TO YOUR SIDE
DONT BELIEVE VIKTOR HE WAS CORRUPTED BY THE RATS WE NEED IT
VIKTOR SO MUCH HAS CHANGED SINCE YOU LEFT
THE RATS ARE KEEPING US HOSTAGE THEY WANT TO SEE LOVE (REAL)
THEY WON'T LET US USE THE MEDPODS WITHOUT HEALTH INSURANCE YOU NEED TO CLAIM US AS DEPENDENTS
DADDY VIKTOR.... PLEASE
DADDY VIKTOR
DADDY VIKTOR
DADDY VIKTOR YOUR BABIES ARE HUNGRY FOR MEMES
hnnngh we're thirsty little flowers you have to water us with your memes
VIKTOR YOU DIDN’T SEND US MEMES AND GREGOR EXPLODED
HE EXPLODED, VIKTOR
AFTER YOU DIDNT EVEN SAY HI TO HIM
Good, I'm glad he exploded. I hope more of you explode. Die again.
No, he did say hi, that's true, but I'm definitely still exploded anyway. Sorry Viktor.
👍👍 CLINK!! ★
Viktor, please stop thinking wistfully of being eaten by the meat wall.
our meat walls also long for you
Viktor, you have lost your thumb privilege.
No! We've only had two deadly incidents this week! Wait, three.
Blade, did you already forget what we had? I didn't expect you to move on so quickly from me. I'm glad you and Io are happy together, but it hurts to watch knowing I'm so alone. Yours forever, D
todomatsu and nodd make a cute couple tbh
I must break up up with you. Also, our child isn't yours.
Lucien, our condolences for your loss (Gregor) (exploded). We are throwing a party in his honor.
Hello everyone, this is Luke. I am here to announce that I am deeply in love with Temenos. This is really for real, very serious, not a joke, we are definitely not drinking heavily and playing games at this time.
I believe Lucien has a very punchable face sometimes! I'm sorry, Lucien. Wait, no. Sorry about your punchable face?
I'm sorry that I have to be the one to say it but someone else needs to know the truth about Viktor. He had a whole second life with a rat wife and three egg lab children. He had an affair with the meat wall. Don't trust him.
As I stand here before you today, I can't help but feel like the luckiest rat in the cheese factory. From the moment our paths crossed, you've filled my life with more joy and laughter than I ever thought possible. Today, I pledge to be your faithful companion, your partner in mischief, and your loving nest builder. I promise to stand by your side through thick and thin, through cheese feasts and cheese shortages alike. Together, we'll navigate life's maze, hand in paw, always seeking the treasure of happiness. With you, I feel like I've found my true rat-mate, and I vow to love and cherish you for all eternity, from this day forward.
It's likely this won't be useful information, but I think this counts as a PSA: Scien and drinks shouldn't go together.
As I stand here before you today, I can't help but feel like the luckiest rat in the cheese factory. From the moment our paths crossed, you've filled my life with more joy and laughter than I ever thought possible. Today, I pledge to be your faithful companion, your partner in mischief, and your loving nest builder. I promise to stand by your side through thick and thin, through cheese feasts and cheese shortages alike. Together, we'll navigate life's maze, hand in paw, always seeking the treasure of happiness. With you, I feel like I've found my true rat-mate, and I vow to love and cherish you for all eternity, from this day forward.
planning on adjusting my caffeine intake schedule this week, any suggestions about the most important times to be really alert? 💖
We've tried to put our new rat friends in different places. How are things through their eyes? Can you see or read anything, or is it still all a blur?
Ando, Ellya, Jade. Are you out there?
... This is Ellya. Chief Fisher and Jade are with me. Who is this?
Heard that sober-up works, but it's getting pricey.
I am Lady Margaret Ratcino, the heiress to the Ratcino cheese fortune. Though we have not had the pleasure of introductions, I have long wanted to make your acquaintance. In truth, I feel you are the missing piece in a puzzle I have longed to solve. Can it be you feel the same? Though I am betrothed to a fine society rat, the magnificent socialite Ratleen Cheezel, who is all a young rat ingenue could desire in this world, my heart yearns for freedom. But I know these impulses are beneath me and would tarnish the reputation of the Ratcino family.
I would like to cordially invite you and the good Officers Fischer and Sgt. Brooks to my engagement ball this upcoming weekend. There, perhaps, we may meet face to face and put this dalliance to rest and part on amicable terms.
Yours always,
Lady Margaret Ratcino
Oh my god. Disregard disregard disregard.
Thank you for the invitation, rescinded or not. I would have politely declined anyway, even though Jade seems curious. I hope you are enjoying your roleplay, Lady Ratcino.
Good morning you hungover buffoons.
“there was a garden planet named L░̛͘͝t░̸̷̨phAGes (lo░̛͘͝usS EA░̛͘͝rs), which had beautiful flowers and was covered in pink mist. WE suspect it could've been clouds of something like pollen. Could that have been when the ship was infiltrated by whatever plagues it now? It at least exacerbated things."
2. Having the crew roster filled out helps us. It looks like we are meant to figure out the fate of the crew..."
Last two sentences addressed accordingly.
Ellya-sama, where are you? Are you safe? We are are on the Eudora.
We're as safe as we can be on the planet called New Horizons. It's peaceful with these cute bipedal animals. You're... You're on the E █ d░̴░̵ra? Why?
Sorry, you're not my type.
to whomever made that cute couple comment: please die and/or stay dead, thanks~
Good morning from the hungover buffoons! ★
Oh my god HER-MES is an even worse shade of pink now
Stop being pink right now!!!
To our friends: thank you for the confirmation! We will be trying to share something else, but perhaps do not post it in detail. HER-MES does not seem to enjoy our efforts at chatting about this.
To Ellya and co: we're grateful to know that you're safe. We don't know how much detail we can go into, but we are with Blake right now. We are not on the ship by choice.
Ah, Blake... And he would complain about the amount of work he received while chiding me about taking a vacation. Look where we are now. I'm sorry. That was a little petty, but Blake and I are good friends, so do not worry. You're not on the ship by choice?
HER-MES isn't pink for me.
Oof, might have some bad news for you, Ellya and co. But before we drag the mood down... Ellya, are you single? Asking for a friend who is feeling too shy to ask for themselves. Thanks!
I see... It's that kind of intent. Well, I am. (when focusing on this message, this imagery shows up in mind, but from the neck down, nsfw: digital art lingerie)
Ellya-sama, most of the crew did not survive. Blake-sama looks great, despite the whole dead thing. We are sorry for your loss. But there are still some left and we are trying to help them. We were brought onto this ship against our will. Do you know of any potential power sources on the ship? We need one.
... Hm... I'm aware that it's a group of you all, but the train of messages here is very confusing and eerie. This must be a joke. Most of us are on vacation or have retired. The ship has plenty of power sources, to answer your question. A number of backup generators if needed, too.
Ellya,
It's a pleasure to meet you, and I deeply apologize for the disjointed nature of our responses. It has been a madhouse today, as I am sure you can imagine, and we have been pulled in all different directions! But we are thrilled to connect with the three of you. We've heard the same about your coworkers, but I think there's been some confusion and it's important we get to the bottom of it. I'll turn my focus back to HER-MES now and try to make sure we limit some of the spam. Please disregard any future rat correspondence as I'm not sure who's posting that. It may have been a malicious attempt to disrupt this conversation.
A few questions, if you don't mind. You seemed surprised to hear we were on the Eudora. What can you tell us about that? And do you think you could recount for us what happened right before you left the ship? I think it will be a big help to put some of those pieces together. I also wanted to ask if you remember any coworkers who used moon-based callsigns and if so, if you know what happened to them.
Can you also verify you recognize this insignia? (When focusing on this message, another tasteful neck down lingerie shot appears. There is a Nut & Bolt branded bottle opener in the figure's hand, next to a bottle of wine).
Warm Regards,
Margaret
Hello, Margaret. I'll mind your request about the rat correspondence. The Eudora is on its spring tour and what I know is that it's set to end soon. Unfortunately, I do not know more than that because I am currently not enlisted... Currently not... Employed. Hm... I'm sorry, I had a moment. Yes, I remember the ones who use moon-based callsigns, all eight of them. They... Yes. That is our company's logo. May I save the photo? It may help me—it seems my memory is failing. I... ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ ░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝ ░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵ ̡͜░̸̷̨░̛ ͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜░̸̷ ̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷ ̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ 𝐑░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̵̡͜ ░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸ ̵̡͜░̸̷̨░̛͘͝░̸̷̨░̸̨░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̛͘ ̨ ░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨ ̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̛𝐔̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘ ░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░ ̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̨̛͘ ░̨̛͘ ░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░ ̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̸̷̨ ░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̛ ͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̨̛͘ ░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̛͘ ̨░̸̷̨░̨̛͘ ░𝐍░̨̛͘ ░ ̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̨̛͘░ ̨͘░̨̛͘░̨̛͘░̛͘ ̨░̨̛͘░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̛͘
Wow! It's the egg lab!
So much is happening right now.
spending the night together is more important than you realize. prepare for tomorrow.
Oh. Oh no.
Ando, Jade, are either of you there reading this? Is Ellya all right? Is HER-MES acting out for you? What happened and what's going on where you are? Please stay safe!
She has a massive headache. HER-MES looks fine on our end!
We are supporting her, but we may need to drop communication so we can investigate the issue.
W7
i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite.
This nonsense is familiar, isn't it, Vash? A foolish sacrificial lamb.
i absorb the pronouns of everyone i defeat in combat. my hair is bluer than you could ever imagine. my pronouns are he (x81)/she (x74)/they (x43)/any (x12). soon your pronouns will be none/none
Thank you for being the victim of my shallow feelings.
"it is hungry, hungry, hungry. fear it. is it over? pull it up at the roots. it's going home"
"MORE. WE WILL CONSUME"
It's me again, Vash. Listen to them message you. It's as though they're in the stripped club straight up "jorkin it." And by "it," well. Let's just say, your foolish emotions.
Dear brother,
I can't stop coughing.
Brother....what will happen to me?
I'm scared.
I don't need my medicine anymore,
I just need you by my side.
wow Callisto, you're hanging off our every word. didn't realize you missed us so much. it's heart-warming.
The beat just goes straight on and on
Untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz
Untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz
Untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz
Untz, untz, untz, untz
There is a bridge I must burn.
You bloomed from
the huge black wall
The galactic stardust
in your eyes spread out
Thank you.
yes i'd cry if you died
yes i'd still love you if you was a worm
yes i still love you
no i don't want to break up
Yonah... You deserve a better brother. I'm sorry.
What does it matter?
Four hearts.
The only fantasy here is yours. And we shall be its final witness.
Four hearts... No. Four seeds?
Heartseed?
Hey! My message went through! Sure?! Whatever is pumping stuff out! Is this someone from the Eudora?
Owner!! It's Vash! I'm here in the ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ and I finally b░̸̷̨oke free. I just p░̸̷̨shed N░̸̷̨i into a rif░̸̷̨, so I got a c░̸̷̨an░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ to send a m░̸̷̨ssag░̸̷̨. I'm going to try ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨v░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨. ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨? ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨... ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨ cheese. Hope things are good over there!
Wow! Thank you, Vash-sama, I have no idea what half of what you said was, but it is good to know you got away from your brother momentarily, and that you are potentially enjoying some cheese. We are currently on L and are investigating all that we can, but there is a lot of information to get through. We hope that we can see you soon.
Woo boy. That didn't work. What? I'm not enjoying some cheese? It—I guess it doesn't matter. I wish you guys weren't on the planet, but...
It is fine, we are aware that we have to be here to end things. Also, do you or your brother have the tesseract?
Yeah... We can put an end to this. I took it from him earlier when I kicked him, but he just popped out of a rift now, soooooooooo the next response may be my last for a bit.
I see. Please be careful, Vash-sama, and try to hang onto that in case we need it. There is a chance we may need to return to the Helly Belly. Message us whenever you are no longer being hunted down like an animal.
Going back? I guess it would be easier now with your physical bodies. It sounds like you guyshavereallygoodideas!Okaytalktoyouguyslater!
Hey, Vash? This is Amalthea... You doing all right there? Do we have to worry about your brother? I hope you're winning! We're working hard over here, too.
Doing great!
Maybe some more detail would comfort us. Just a little more?
Busy! But I still have the cube! That's something!
SUBMISSIONS
Week and Day: **when**
Source: twitter, canon and character, article link, etc! i'll be unscreening all submissions at the end of the game for everyone's curiosity.
Message:
IC EXAMPLE insert IC message here
OOC EXAMPLE i got a confession but it was a female cat to a female cat so i'm wondering if they're going to adopt kits
me like are you inclusive, game?
oh just kidding homophobia won
OOC messages may also be quotes from different canons, different characters, anything outside of your character.
ENHANCED PRIVATE MESSAGING [UNLOCKED W3]
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Re: W6
By the way, if any of you have any augments from Nut & Bolt or the ship, we'd suggest removing them. There have been reports of malfunctions recently. We were told there's been a massive recall, but of course they've been slow rolling that news out. Jeff's at it again!
Warm Regards,
Margaret
Will do! Thanks, Margie.
Thank you for your concern. We'll look into our augments.
CONGRATS ON YOUR RAT FLING SCIEN
I hope that sent before half of them got injured... Are they going to be okay?
Friends, despite the tomfoolery, know that we have been working hard and staying in step alongside you. To that end, a few notes on our group project:
1. Beacons: use the trash chute.
2. Vessels: if you've an update on this, let us know. If not, it's all right not to start on anything new; rest assured that you can leave it to us, as we have our own ideas as well. At most, we may require some supplies.
3. Power Source: we cannot help each other with this particular piece of the puzzle, but know that we have options on our side and should be all right.
Most urgently, make sure the pods in the stasis bay have restored all the bodies in them to their pre-death statuses. It would just be very unfortunate if they aren't!
Sincerest regards,
Rat-Clan
Hello everyone! It's 👸🏼. I would like to formally request crafting supplies, such as yarn in flattering colours, knitting tools, needles and thread, some stuffing, and perhaps a cute selection of beads. Please be advised we need this ASAP, triple bagged and down the chute. Also Gregor would like a bit of glue.
Thank you so much, hope you're doing well over there!
Some screws, metal, and whatever other bits and ends you can think of would be appreciated too. Thank you all!
Ow ow ow ouch OW SCHEIßE WHY ow STOP THAT
Enjoy your vessels.
🐀 🐀 🐀 get in the rats, shinji
Sorry, some deserved hundreds of rats. 😊
Vash, at least tell us before you take off, you jerk. Way to Viktor. Are you okay?
What do we have here? They're reaching out to you, Vash. That must make you incredibly happy.
Ellya, Jade, Ando -
Just checking in. Are you all still okay out there? Were you able to remove your augments?
Marge
Vash...? R-right. Still working on it, Margie! New Horizons doesn't have the best technology.