cw: animal?? death?? but in a meme way? i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite.
This nonsense is familiar, isn't it, Vash? A foolish sacrificial lamb.
i absorb the pronouns of everyone i defeat in combat. my hair is bluer than you could ever imagine. my pronouns are he (x81)/she (x74)/they (x43)/any (x12). soon your pronouns will be none/none
Thank you for being the victim of my shallow feelings.
"it is hungry, hungry, hungry. fear it. is it over? pull it up at the roots. it's going home"
"MORE. WE WILL CONSUME"
It's me again, Vash. Listen to them message you. It's as though they're in the stripped club straight up "jorkin it." And by "it," well. Let's just say, your foolish emotions.
Dear brother, I can't stop coughing. Brother....what will happen to me? I'm scared. I don't need my medicine anymore, I just need you by my side.
wow Callisto, you're hanging off our every word. didn't realize you missed us so much. it's heart-warming.
The beat just goes straight on and on Untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz Untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz Untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz Untz, untz, untz, untz
There is a bridge I must burn.
You bloomed from the huge black wall The galactic stardust in your eyes spread out
Thank you.
yes i'd cry if you died yes i'd still love you if you was a worm yes i still love you no i don't want to break up
Yonah... You deserve a better brother. I'm sorry.
What does it matter?
Four hearts.
The only fantasy here is yours. And we shall be its final witness.
Four hearts... No. Four seeds?
Heartseed?
Hey! My message went through! Sure?! Whatever is pumping stuff out! Is this someone from the Eudora?
Owner!! It's Vash! I'm here in the ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ and I finally b░̸̷̨oke free. I just p░̸̷̨shed N░̸̷̨i into a rif░̸̷̨, so I got a c░̸̷̨an░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ to send a m░̸̷̨ssag░̸̷̨. I'm going to try ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨v░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨. ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨? ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨... ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨ cheese. Hope things are good over there!
Wow! Thank you, Vash-sama, I have no idea what half of what you said was, but it is good to know you got away from your brother momentarily, and that you are potentially enjoying some cheese. We are currently on L and are investigating all that we can, but there is a lot of information to get through. We hope that we can see you soon.
Woo boy. That didn't work. What? I'm not enjoying some cheese? It—I guess it doesn't matter. I wish you guys weren't on the planet, but...
It is fine, we are aware that we have to be here to end things. Also, do you or your brother have the tesseract?
Yeah... We can put an end to this. I took it from him earlier when I kicked him, but he just popped out of a rift now, soooooooooo the next response may be my last for a bit.
I see. Please be careful, Vash-sama, and try to hang onto that in case we need it. There is a chance we may need to return to the Helly Belly. Message us whenever you are no longer being hunted down like an animal.
Going back? I guess it would be easier now with your physical bodies. It sounds like you guyshavereallygoodideas!Okaytalktoyouguyslater!
Hey, Vash? This is Amalthea... You doing all right there? Do we have to worry about your brother? I hope you're winning! We're working hard over here, too.
Doing great!
Maybe some more detail would comfort us. Just a little more?
Busy! But I still have the cube! That's something!
W7
i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite.
This nonsense is familiar, isn't it, Vash? A foolish sacrificial lamb.
i absorb the pronouns of everyone i defeat in combat. my hair is bluer than you could ever imagine. my pronouns are he (x81)/she (x74)/they (x43)/any (x12). soon your pronouns will be none/none
Thank you for being the victim of my shallow feelings.
"it is hungry, hungry, hungry. fear it. is it over? pull it up at the roots. it's going home"
"MORE. WE WILL CONSUME"
It's me again, Vash. Listen to them message you. It's as though they're in the stripped club straight up "jorkin it." And by "it," well. Let's just say, your foolish emotions.
Dear brother,
I can't stop coughing.
Brother....what will happen to me?
I'm scared.
I don't need my medicine anymore,
I just need you by my side.
wow Callisto, you're hanging off our every word. didn't realize you missed us so much. it's heart-warming.
The beat just goes straight on and on
Untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz
Untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz
Untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz, untz
Untz, untz, untz, untz
There is a bridge I must burn.
You bloomed from
the huge black wall
The galactic stardust
in your eyes spread out
Thank you.
yes i'd cry if you died
yes i'd still love you if you was a worm
yes i still love you
no i don't want to break up
Yonah... You deserve a better brother. I'm sorry.
What does it matter?
Four hearts.
The only fantasy here is yours. And we shall be its final witness.
Four hearts... No. Four seeds?
Heartseed?
Hey! My message went through! Sure?! Whatever is pumping stuff out! Is this someone from the Eudora?
Owner!! It's Vash! I'm here in the ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ ░̸̵̡͜░̸̷̨ and I finally b░̸̷̨oke free. I just p░̸̷̨shed N░̸̷̨i into a rif░̸̷̨, so I got a c░̸̷̨an░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ to send a m░̸̷̨ssag░̸̷̨. I'm going to try ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨v░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨. ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨? ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨... ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨░̸̷̨ ░̸̷̨ cheese. Hope things are good over there!
Wow! Thank you, Vash-sama, I have no idea what half of what you said was, but it is good to know you got away from your brother momentarily, and that you are potentially enjoying some cheese. We are currently on L and are investigating all that we can, but there is a lot of information to get through. We hope that we can see you soon.
Woo boy. That didn't work. What? I'm not enjoying some cheese? It—I guess it doesn't matter. I wish you guys weren't on the planet, but...
It is fine, we are aware that we have to be here to end things. Also, do you or your brother have the tesseract?
Yeah... We can put an end to this. I took it from him earlier when I kicked him, but he just popped out of a rift now, soooooooooo the next response may be my last for a bit.
I see. Please be careful, Vash-sama, and try to hang onto that in case we need it. There is a chance we may need to return to the Helly Belly. Message us whenever you are no longer being hunted down like an animal.
Going back? I guess it would be easier now with your physical bodies. It sounds like you guyshavereallygoodideas!Okaytalktoyouguyslater!
Hey, Vash? This is Amalthea... You doing all right there? Do we have to worry about your brother? I hope you're winning! We're working hard over here, too.
Doing great!
Maybe some more detail would comfort us. Just a little more?
Busy! But I still have the cube! That's something!