[ I left that post there for someone to touch once you were done mingling and ready to go, but since you guys have touched it, here we go!
You guys take the Bough successfully -- you've claimed it, congratulations!
The bad thing is, once you grab it, the reason why the entire place has been shaking so badly becomes clear to you. You know how the basement is weirdly a mixture of a warfield and a frozen hellscape? And in particular, for Rodya side, remember how you entered via a mansion of ice?
Well, from behind you, you hear a rumbling, and a series of slams. Turns out, this basement and the mixture of your confessions and being from Rodya's memories have spawned the Baba Yaga as just one last surprise in this chain of bullshit you didn't need, which doesn't even have a real telligible image since it's legitimately a mansion-sized Abnormality and the only thing you CAN see of it is a massive leg, like. You're the size of its claw, kind of massive. And it's going to bring the entire place down.
You have to go. Lucky for you guys that Ichiban's E.G.O. manifested an SUV and also Tomi is still here, right? So we're just going to give that to you, you guys can pile into the SUV and get real comfortable and friendly with each other as Tomi hits the fucking pedals. You vroom the absolute hell out of the tunnels and hallways, out the way the Gregor side came, and out into the streets of the City. At that point, you're certain the things you left behind won't follow you anymore, but you keep speeding until you reach Mephistopheles.
Vergilius and Charon are there just the way you left them this morning, the tired old man only sparing a glance your way, and Charon bouncing in her seat at your return. She puts her hands on the wheel and glances up at all of you. You hear the magic words that'll get you the fuck out of here.
Isabel: A plush keychain that either looks like a bloody Christmas tree, or if you really want to commit, Rudolta of the Sleigh in cuter cartoony proportions. NO I WILL NOT LINK RUDOLTA HERE.
They keychains don't do anything special, they're just plush keychains. Maybe you can squeeze them to get out some extra stress when you're feeling upset.
EFFECTS
From exit until the beginning of trial, you will periodically feel an incessant need to be warm -- whether physically, by avoiding cold places, or socially, by naturally gravitating towards friendly and charismatic people. You're just not fond of being alone. This is optional and can be played however intensely you wish, but will wear off before the beginning of trial.
And thanks again so much for coming on our fuckhaus!! I appreciate you all!! 🫀🫀🫀
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FINALE
You guys take the Bough successfully -- you've claimed it, congratulations!
The bad thing is, once you grab it, the reason why the entire place has been shaking so badly becomes clear to you. You know how the basement is weirdly a mixture of a warfield and a frozen hellscape? And in particular, for Rodya side, remember how you entered via a mansion of ice?
Well, from behind you, you hear a rumbling, and a series of slams. Turns out, this basement and the mixture of your confessions and being from Rodya's memories have spawned the Baba Yaga as just one last surprise in this chain of bullshit you didn't need, which doesn't even have a real telligible image since it's legitimately a mansion-sized Abnormality and the only thing you CAN see of it is a massive leg, like. You're the size of its claw, kind of massive. And it's going to bring the entire place down.
You have to go. Lucky for you guys that Ichiban's E.G.O. manifested an SUV and also Tomi is still here, right? So we're just going to give that to you, you guys can pile into the SUV and get real comfortable and friendly with each other as Tomi hits the fucking pedals. You vroom the absolute hell out of the tunnels and hallways, out the way the Gregor side came, and out into the streets of the City. At that point, you're certain the things you left behind won't follow you anymore, but you keep speeding until you reach Mephistopheles.
Vergilius and Charon are there just the way you left them this morning, the tired old man only sparing a glance your way, and Charon bouncing in her seat at your return. She puts her hands on the wheel and glances up at all of you. You hear the magic words that'll get you the fuck out of here.
'Permission to Vroom-Vroom?' ]
SIDE: HIGH-ROLLERS
Charles: A plush keychain of the Capote head.
Shoma: A plush keychain of You Want To Get Beat? Hurtily?. Pretend it's much cuter and cartoony proportions.
They keychains don't do anything special, they're just plush keychains. Maybe you can squeeze them to get out some extra stress when you're feeling upset.
I appreciate you all!! 🫀🫀🫀