4C is blissfully empty except for a cleaning cart, so you don't have to worry much there. 5C has a simultaneous moment of coming up both abruptly and feeling like it takes an eternity to get to, like the two of you are experiencing the hallways of the overlook hotel or something. but it's here. it's open.
the previews are rolling at the moment, showcasing the movies that you saw posters for. shoma is some boy genius with a giant forehead? a bull the color of io's helmet is laying around in a field of flowers, passive and content?
[ temenos seems perfectly pleased with this outcome.
he will peek in at 4C. take a really quick look at that cleaning cart, in case it's important? but otherwise, he's heading back to the 5C theater to look around. is it pitch ass dark in here? he still has his little flashlight from cyoa, so he'll dig around in his pockets and click it on, sweeping it across the floor of the aisles.
the io bull gets a slight smile but otherwise. time to investigate. ]
[ in order to continue to remain on temenos' good side, nodd also glances at the cart, but he gives it as thorough a once-over as he did the contents of people's pockets at trials. that is to say, he's definitely the watson here.
horny, punchy watson. ]
Why does Io get a cute one?
[ uses the beacon of the flashlight to check if the tickets have anything like a seat number on them? ]
the lights in 5C are dimmed already, so it's like. dark, but they can still mostly see fine as long as they watch where they're going. the little flashlight will help them find their seats, literally and... literally? on the ticket, for the latter. they are the best seats in the house, the middle of the showing room in both row and centerpoint to the screen.
but okay, i guess they will go find their seats.....?? though he does peek under the seats with the flashlight to make sure there's nothing hanging out here. sitting with bad feelings but it can't be worse than last week. ]
[ no, the worst thing that happens to you is that you realize your entire row's floor is so very sticky. your shoes are sticking to it as you walk, but you manage to get to your seats without incident. no spikes, no saw traps, nada.
you can still move your peets, but the theater dims a little more and the "please turn your phones on silent!" pre-show roll begins to play. chatter fills the room, but at a whisper. ]
[ thinking about how that one manager dude would've probably murdered anyone who got the floor sticky at the theater in new delsta. anyway, temenos hates that! great. but he sits, lifting his feet up and off the floor so they don't stick, and warily looking around before looking up at the screen proper.
anything interesting to overhear in the chatter... ]
[ i'm rooting for this sherlock and watson duo frankly i love this.
anyways, there's a... book on the screen, and a whimsical score overtop as the camera zooms in slowly. someone's voice narrates. ]
Once upon a time... there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison...
But none prevailed.
She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room, of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss.
[ a rueful, rude laugh, and then a... large, sausage-fingered, green hand comes into the picture, to tear the last page out of the book. ] Ha, like that's ever gonna happen! What a load of -
[ a toilet flushes. and then, both an outhouse's door and the doors to the showing room you're in slam the fuck open at the same time, music immediate like a scare chord as a giant
green man
stands in the doorway and looks
directly
at the two of you
with so much ogre malice in his eyes. the moment your feet drop to the theater floor again, they're glued like a fly trap to the syrupy soda stickiness. ]
[ JESUS well okay this is weird, and then the doors slam open and temenos jumps about three feet in the air and sees
That.
you know what? you know what? do you think he's afraid of a large green man? last week he had to tango with a giant plant. earlier today two people tried to make him admit to having emotions out loud. he spent an entire trial listening to people talk about poop. this is nothing. this is CHILD'S PLAY.
when he leaps up to his feet like a startled cat and gets stuck, he looks down, and stares at the Malicious Ogre.
he takes his staff and whacks it against his open palm. ]
[ the first thing he says when the door bursts open is: ]
Audience participation?
[ but no, that hatred is quite intent and fixated directly upon him and temenos. he jolts to standing, but finds his sandals firmly stuck to the floor. ]
Try not to get hit.
[ nodd will quickly undo the velcro on his te*as and jump onto the backs of the closest row of seats. yeah, gripping with his bare toes. you wanted this, you sick fuck. ]
shrek comes at you like this, so square the fuck up, you freaks. roll a d20 each not to see if you CAN take out shrek, but instead HOW LONG it takes you to do this. ]
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After you.
[ sorry snow nodd ain't touching that with a ten foot pole ]
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4C is blissfully empty except for a cleaning cart, so you don't have to worry much there. 5C has a simultaneous moment of coming up both abruptly and feeling like it takes an eternity to get to, like the two of you are experiencing the hallways of the overlook hotel or something. but it's here. it's open.
the previews are rolling at the moment, showcasing the movies that you saw posters for. shoma is some boy genius with a giant forehead? a bull the color of io's helmet is laying around in a field of flowers, passive and content?
no one else is in here, but it's your theater. ]
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he will peek in at 4C. take a really quick look at that cleaning cart, in case it's important? but otherwise, he's heading back to the 5C theater to look around. is it pitch ass dark in here? he still has his little flashlight from cyoa, so he'll dig around in his pockets and click it on, sweeping it across the floor of the aisles.
the io bull gets a slight smile but otherwise. time to investigate. ]
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horny, punchy watson. ]
Why does Io get a cute one?
[ uses the beacon of the flashlight to check if the tickets have anything like a seat number on them? ]
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the lights in 5C are dimmed already, so it's like. dark, but they can still mostly see fine as long as they watch where they're going. the little flashlight will help them find their seats, literally and... literally? on the ticket, for the latter. they are the best seats in the house, the middle of the showing room in both row and centerpoint to the screen.
onwards? ]
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[ funny.
but okay, i guess they will go find their seats.....?? though he does peek under the seats with the flashlight to make sure there's nothing hanging out here. sitting with bad feelings but it can't be worse than last week. ]
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We passed by the scary one. Maybe we'll be fine.
[ lifts arms!!! ... were any shackles about to hold down his wrists? is it too late? is this a Saw thing? ]
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you can still move your peets, but the theater dims a little more and the "please turn your phones on silent!" pre-show roll begins to play. chatter fills the room, but at a whisper. ]
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anything interesting to overhear in the chatter... ]
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[ kicks up his sandaled feet, too, leaning back and getting cozy. so far his favorite preview was io bull. what else do you got? ]
Your lamb friend.
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no, no, i think i want to hear this. ]
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[ :amen: ]
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go tag your new friend ]
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[ innocently enjoying his popcorn as he asks about new friend's life! ]
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[ side eyes ]
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[ new concept nodd just came up with ]
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oh, the movie is starting. ]
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[ sparkles ]
Ah, look, the film is starting.
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[ the lie curse may have worn off but it doesn't mean he can't at all. ]
Yeah, the show is starting.
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anyways, there's a... book on the screen, and a whimsical score overtop as the camera zooms in slowly. someone's voice narrates. ]
Once upon a time... there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison...
But none prevailed.
She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room, of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss.
[ a rueful, rude laugh, and then a... large, sausage-fingered, green hand comes into the picture, to tear the last page out of the book. ] Ha, like that's ever gonna happen! What a load of -
[ a toilet flushes. and then, both an outhouse's door and the doors to the showing room you're in slam the fuck open at the same time, music immediate like a scare chord as a giant
green man
stands in the doorway and looks
directly
at the two of you
with so much ogre malice in his eyes. the moment your feet drop to the theater floor again, they're glued like a fly trap to the syrupy soda stickiness. ]
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That.
you know what? you know what? do you think he's afraid of a large green man? last week he had to tango with a giant plant. earlier today two people tried to make him admit to having emotions out loud. he spent an entire trial listening to people talk about poop. this is nothing. this is CHILD'S PLAY.
when he leaps up to his feet like a startled cat and gets stuck, he looks down, and stares at the Malicious Ogre.
he takes his staff and whacks it against his open palm. ]
-- Oh, good. Time for some questioning.
[ and starts emitting this Aura of Violence ]
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Audience participation?
[ but no, that hatred is quite intent and fixated directly upon him and temenos. he jolts to standing, but finds his sandals firmly stuck to the floor. ]
Try not to get hit.
[ nodd will quickly undo the velcro on his te*as and jump onto the backs of the closest row of seats. yeah, gripping with his bare toes. you wanted this, you sick fuck. ]
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well.
shrek comes at you like this, so square the fuck up, you freaks. roll a d20 each not to see if you CAN take out shrek, but instead HOW LONG it takes you to do this. ]
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