[ Splat. Rodya's head is just sticking out of it and she has this exact expression. ]
We're challenging your title, Clownman. Hey, who's this guy?
[ She will just wrestle an arm out from Goopman's embrace to get at her walkie-talkie. She is definitely bleeding from fending off a feral shark and whatever else but whatever, she's fought through worse. ]
There's a withered plant guy in his basement. Who is also dying, I think. Are the zombies gone? Can we go yet?
The plant is so startled by the explosions and the Jonker and also the sharknado Katamari ball that it straight up dies. Just dies. Bye.
There's a moment of silence through the walkie talkies before Sonya's baffled voice comes through:]
... Confirmed. The zombies have started to collapse as of ten seconds ago. Bring the plant with you and let's rendezvous at the cemetery. I've requested an evac.
[They are free to go. Hell yeah.
Now that your mission is complete, what does your grand exit look like?]
[ well he is bleeding profusely because his back is coated in shrapnel, but he seems to be totally ignoring all that in favor of going to dig through the batcave for anything at all that can set this place alight.
He will at least wait semi-politely for the others to grab the plant corpse and exit but he is setting this place ablaze. we can potentially all walk out not looking back at a raging fire like really cool guys … ]
[ give him a second to congeal back into a person-shaped gloop
anyway, the dragon cosplay makes literally no sense as he's wearing it now, but he's mostly focused on the fact that boops is missing an arm. jerker can set the place on fire, and hopefully fitewoman will retrieve the plant, as dion sacrifices his remaining wing to stem droops' bleeding and help him up so they can limp out of this manor before it goes up in flames. ]
[ the dragon cosplay is actually the only outfit that would conform with his clay characteristics. like how the flash wears a specialized suit for his speed. this was dion's only option.
he's mostly back to normal size now and maybe not so murderous as he takes goops's precious wing to stem the blood. without both wings, he is now just a lizard...
sidon is carrying himself fine even if he's injured. ]
It's— [ clears his throat of bloodlust ] It's all right, Goops Goops. It was necessary. Kitewoman—are you all right?
[ they can hurry out as the manor starts to crackle and pop. ]
[ Great. Sure, yeah, she can take the weird plant corpse inexplicably. She may be all torn up and covered in slashes and big ol' shark-shaped bites, but she's still standing and miraculously avoided broken leges from that Katamari fall, so, here we go.
She just thumbs up, which causes her kite to snap open. Don't ask how the mechanics work, this was just funny to happen. ]
Hell yeah.
[ No she's not okay but she still has delusions of grandeur and needs to feel awesome as they action squad walk out of this mansion as it burns behind them. Rest in peace, Brucie. ]
[When they return to the cemetery, they'll find Sonya and Link staring at the giant blazing pillar of fire and smoke where Wayne Manor used to be. As promised, a new, unexploded helicopter arrives to take them away from the scene of their crimes. Sonya takes the plant corpse and places it in a container, where it will be cryogenically frozen and surely not used in all kinds of questionable experiments. It's fine.
Of course, just as discussed, their endeavors will be rewarded. Each one of them will soon receive their very own Green Card as well as a significantly reduced prison sentence.
Unfortunately, they will still be returned to their respective institutions to serve out the rest of their sentences. Additionally, the bomb stays. In the future, they may be called to participate in other missions as members of Task Force X, the government's very own Suicide Squad.
While in jail, they may catch snippets of the news coverage of both the zombie incident and Bruce Wayne's untimely death through the following weeks. One such news report ends with the following statements:
"... Bruce Wayne is survived by his two sons, Richard Grayson and Damian Wayne, who could not be reached for comment. We offer our deepest condolences to the family.... Now, in other news— Lex Luthor declared the third richest man in the world! Are Wonder Woman and Superman dating? Arkham guard claims unjust termination over racist remarks: I swear, it was just a joke! All this and more when we come back after this commercial break."
There are no mentions of foul play in Wayne's death. The fire that took his life is ruled an accident after thorough investigation and the case is promptly closed. For a while, there are rumors of Batman's disappearance floating around both Arkham and Blackgate. Gotham City is said to be in chaos while both the local authorities and the Justice League help with the reconstruction efforts. But in time, the rumors are quelled by supposed sightings of the caped crusader, standing side by side with Batgirl and Robin.
Oh, well. That's no longer the squad's problem.
The gang will be able to keep the following items from their adventures:
Everyone gets to keep their green cards and outfits. Note that any body armor will become cosplay foam upon arrival. Lucien's Jonkerfication will become stage make up and spray-on hair dye that he can scrub out the next time he showers.
Lucien's joy-buzzer will become a hand buzzer toy upon exit, which will deliver a harmless zap to anyone he shakes hands with.
Dion's book will remain as is. Yay!
Sidon's remaining two vials of Venom are now filled with Red Bull? The auto injector shoots out a straw now. Nice.
Rodion's kite no longer has a jetpack. But maybe she can take it flying somewhere nice and windy someday.
Additionally, from now until the start of trial, the group will feel compelled to be exceedingly dramatic about every action they take as if they were characters in a comic book. This will usually be accompanied by the urge to exclaim "[Villain Name], hell yeah!" before or after completing their action. For example: "Kitewoman, hell yeah!" or "Goops Goops, hell yeah!" The effect will come and go throughout the next two days, so you are free to play with it as little or as much as you'd like.
Their canon memories and those of their time spent in the Eudora will also return to the forefront, of course. Their lives in Gotham will subsequently fade to the background.
Now, get the hell out of here and go eat some ice cream.]
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We're challenging your title, Clownman. Hey, who's this guy?
[ She will just wrestle an arm out from Goopman's embrace to get at her walkie-talkie. She is definitely bleeding from fending off a feral shark and whatever else but whatever, she's fought through worse. ]
There's a withered plant guy in his basement. Who is also dying, I think. Are the zombies gone? Can we go yet?
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The plant is so startled by the explosions and the Jonker and also the sharknado Katamari ball that it straight up dies. Just dies. Bye.
There's a moment of silence through the walkie talkies before Sonya's baffled voice comes through:]
... Confirmed. The zombies have started to collapse as of ten seconds ago. Bring the plant with you and let's rendezvous at the cemetery. I've requested an evac.
[They are free to go. Hell yeah.
Now that your mission is complete, what does your grand exit look like?]
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He will at least wait semi-politely for the others to grab the plant corpse and exit but he is setting this place ablaze. we can potentially all walk out not looking back at a raging fire like really cool guys … ]
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anyway, the dragon cosplay makes literally no sense as he's wearing it now, but he's mostly focused on the fact that boops is missing an arm. jerker can set the place on fire, and hopefully fitewoman will retrieve the plant, as dion sacrifices his remaining wing to stem droops' bleeding and help him up so they can limp out of this manor before it goes up in flames. ]
... We need to get Boops help, immediately.
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he's mostly back to normal size now and maybe not so murderous as he takes goops's precious wing to stem the blood. without both wings, he is now just a lizard...
sidon is carrying himself fine even if he's injured. ]
It's— [ clears his throat of bloodlust ] It's all right, Goops Goops. It was necessary. Kitewoman—are you all right?
[ they can hurry out as the manor starts to crackle and pop. ]
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She just thumbs up, which causes her kite to snap open. Don't ask how the mechanics work, this was just funny to happen. ]
Hell yeah.
[ No she's not okay but she still has delusions of grandeur and needs to feel awesome as they action squad walk out of this mansion as it burns behind them. Rest in peace, Brucie. ]
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Of course, just as discussed, their endeavors will be rewarded. Each one of them will soon receive their very own Green Card as well as a significantly reduced prison sentence.
Unfortunately, they will still be returned to their respective institutions to serve out the rest of their sentences. Additionally, the bomb stays. In the future, they may be called to participate in other missions as members of Task Force X, the government's very own Suicide Squad.
While in jail, they may catch snippets of the news coverage of both the zombie incident and Bruce Wayne's untimely death through the following weeks. One such news report ends with the following statements:
"... Bruce Wayne is survived by his two sons, Richard Grayson and Damian Wayne, who could not be reached for comment. We offer our deepest condolences to the family.... Now, in other news— Lex Luthor declared the third richest man in the world! Are Wonder Woman and Superman dating? Arkham guard claims unjust termination over racist remarks: I swear, it was just a joke! All this and more when we come back after this commercial break."
There are no mentions of foul play in Wayne's death. The fire that took his life is ruled an accident after thorough investigation and the case is promptly closed. For a while, there are rumors of Batman's disappearance floating around both Arkham and Blackgate. Gotham City is said to be in chaos while both the local authorities and the Justice League help with the reconstruction efforts. But in time, the rumors are quelled by supposed sightings of the caped crusader, standing side by side with Batgirl and Robin.
Oh, well. That's no longer the squad's problem.
The gang will be able to keep the following items from their adventures:
Lucien's joy-buzzer will become a hand buzzer toy upon exit, which will deliver a harmless zap to anyone he shakes hands with.
Dion's book will remain as is. Yay!
Sidon's remaining two vials of Venom are now filled with Red Bull? The auto injector shoots out a straw now. Nice.
Rodion's kite no longer has a jetpack. But maybe she can take it flying somewhere nice and windy someday.
Additionally, from now until the start of trial, the group will feel compelled to be exceedingly dramatic about every action they take as if they were characters in a comic book. This will usually be accompanied by the urge to exclaim "[Villain Name], hell yeah!" before or after completing their action. For example: "Kitewoman, hell yeah!" or "Goops Goops, hell yeah!" The effect will come and go throughout the next two days, so you are free to play with it as little or as much as you'd like.
Their canon memories and those of their time spent in the Eudora will also return to the forefront, of course. Their lives in Gotham will subsequently fade to the background.
Now, get the hell out of here and go eat some ice cream.]