[ While this ass is not voluptuous or bulbous as some others that Labs-R-Us wore, it is humble, modest, and more on the firm spectrum. It is an ass not meant to mesmerize or allure, but to comfort and console. It is there to support you.
In terms of proportions, it is the golden ratio to scale. ]
Huh? [ wait... With a sterner voice, attempt at apathy. ] I don't understand what you mean.
[ This isn't true for everyone, but said like it is. ]
I don't know what you mean by what's with us unless you mean we're brothers. No idea about the 🌸🌹🌺 except they show up sometimes, still trying to 👔🎀 that into everything. They 🥢 out to us. [ Every once in a while they glitch. ] ⚠️👚🌫️💻🧍 it shows up more at our company building than here.
I think everyone else knows more than I do, though... I don't remember everything from 🥶❄️🚗📦📦🪐🌏.
Sorry... Not really. One of them helped me remember some people, but I'm missing a good portion still. I think I just need to look at the 🧍📄📁 since people have been working on it and see if it declutters my head.
We didn't sign up... There was ☔️🌊🌀⛈️🌪️🌩️🌫️🌫️☔️🌫️🌊🌨️🌨️🌨️.
Oh! You think you can help me find my 👀👅👄🦷🧠👣👃👂👂🦶🦶🦵🦵🫁👁️👁️🫀💪💪?
Everyone plays coy with him, but I'm sick of it. Do you know what he wants with this Tessarect so badly?
[ the list of crew. Oh: ] You're able to access that list or need you need me to play errand boy and fetch it for you? People have been writing on it. I can take a picture if you're able to see it. As for the Psychic Storms in the Astral Sea [ he knows yall have a lot of mumbo-jumbo words for it but this is how he understands it HE GETS IT ] I'm ... aware they play a role in this.
[ A REALLY BLANK LOOK AT THE LAST PART. ]
Your bloody what? [ oh wait. ] Your body?
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He's not a friendly guy, I know... [ he can also be dangerous, but they think everyone knows that. ] I think it's power, but if it's authorized by the other crew members then they see potential in using it. Might be good to ask them. You guys are more likely to make better use of it than us, anyway.
Ideally... If he remembers, even subconsciously, then he wants it because it'll help us! [ ... ] Well, I think it'll help us! Or it might help him find me, even if it's just calming the CEM waves into behaving at all. If that's possible. Whiiich still benefits us! As long as the other officers are watching and making sure the cube is safe.
We can see yours if it's put somewhere in public! We have our own, too. I just haven't glanced at it lately... Been getting lost a lot and forgetting where I was going.
Thanks, Lucien... You seem like such a swell guy...! I can see why you're so popular...! I really appreciate it....... If it's too much trouble, you can always pass it onto someone else.............
I don't want it. [ after a second. ] It was Brevyn's mother's corpse, and we only wanted to give it a proper burial. She was a nasty old bitch, but she deserved that much.
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In terms of proportions, it is the golden ratio to scale. ]
Huh? [ wait... With a sterner voice, attempt at apathy. ] I don't understand what you mean.
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sighs. ]
She said you wanted to speak to me.
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Oh. [ They pick up an OOOO Wizard statue. There's a pause. ] Labs-R-Us have talked about you before.
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Yes, I believe we've had communications. [ looking at the wizard, and then. back at them. ] Anything interesting to say about me in particular?
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[ tries to remember the employees of Labs-R-Us. ]
It worries most of us. [ ... ] That wasn't interesting, was it.
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Why would you have any investment in my safety?
[ god, fine. ]
How about this - what is the deal with yourself and Callisto? What is with the flowers? Sweet-smelling haze?
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[ This isn't true for everyone, but said like it is. ]
I don't know what you mean by what's with us unless you mean we're brothers. No idea about the 🌸🌹🌺 except they show up sometimes, still trying to 👔🎀 that into everything. They 🥢 out to us. [ Every once in a while they glitch. ] ⚠️👚🌫️💻🧍 it shows up more at our company building than here.
I think everyone else knows more than I do, though... I don't remember everything from 🥶❄️🚗📦📦🪐🌏.
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[ how are you making that noise with your mouth.
unfortunately I think he gets the gist of it. ]
Do you remember anything about how it started?
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[ VR MAGIC ]
Sorry... Not really. One of them helped me remember some people, but I'm missing a good portion still. I think I just need to look at the 🧍📄📁 since people have been working on it and see if it declutters my head.
We didn't sign up... There was ☔️🌊🌀⛈️🌪️🌩️🌫️🌫️☔️🌫️🌊🌨️🌨️🌨️.
Oh! You think you can help me find my 👀👅👄🦷🧠👣👃👂👂🦶🦶🦵🦵🫁👁️👁️🫀💪💪?
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[ the list of crew. Oh: ] You're able to access that list or need you need me to play errand boy and fetch it for you? People have been writing on it. I can take a picture if you're able to see it. As for the Psychic Storms in the Astral Sea [ he knows yall have a lot of mumbo-jumbo words for it but this is how he understands it HE GETS IT ] I'm ... aware they play a role in this.
[ A REALLY BLANK LOOK AT THE LAST PART. ]
Your bloody what? [ oh wait. ] Your body?
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Ideally... If he remembers, even subconsciously, then he wants it because it'll help us! [ ... ] Well, I think it'll help us! Or it might help him find me, even if it's just calming the CEM waves into behaving at all. If that's possible. Whiiich still benefits us! As long as the other officers are watching and making sure the cube is safe.
We can see yours if it's put somewhere in public! We have our own, too. I just haven't glanced at it lately... Been getting lost a lot and forgetting where I was going.
[ Nervous laugh and glitches around. ]
Yeah! I'm kinda getting worried.
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[ he. puts a hand at his temple. ]
Where did you see it last? [ A JOKE. ] Would it not be in the stasis pods?
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[ There were no words, they're just having trouble. ]
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[ ... ]
[ ... ]
I'll look for it.
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[ 🥺 ]
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[ yeah he is SO popular (no)
no he stubbornly would like to solve this case of where [A LOUD TRUCK DRIVES BY]'s corpse is now, thanks. ]
I suppose I earned the Tombtakers name for a reason.
[ graverobbing experience. ]
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[ Hm. Thinking some more. Tombtaker sounds like body stealing, so... ]
I don't have anything worth stealing on me, by the way. My body's also not all that great. Very weak.
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I don't want it. [ after a second. ] It was Brevyn's mother's corpse, and we only wanted to give it a proper burial. She was a nasty old bitch, but she deserved that much.