mansplains: (and zero khakis in my size)

[personal profile] mansplains 2024-03-15 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ cute.... guy comes, underdressed, but so does this guy, bundled up in a little makeshift coat. he's on a leash and comes up to sniff io curiously. it's clear guy sacrificed some of his own linens to make this happen. ]

Hey, thanks for waiting. I don't know how helpful he'll be, but this is Jade.
mansplains: (and then there's just me)

[personal profile] mansplains 2024-03-16 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
He has an excellent nose, but I can't promise he has the attention span to find what we need, but we can give it a try, right?

[ oh, oh no... io is so cute. jade puts his little pawhooves on io's leg, oinking in hi!! hello! ]

I'm fine, really! You should keep your coat.

[ would it even fit guy he's 6 feet tall ]
mansplains: (The churches never made me)

[personal profile] mansplains 2024-03-16 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ omg io is tall... good for them ]

I can handle a little cold...

[ but he's close to caving, if they insist ]

[ jade rubs against their hand. yay, attention! ]
mansplains: (The blacks want)

[personal profile] mansplains 2024-03-18 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, you win....

[ putting the coat on ]

Who do you take care of, Io?