AUDIENCE 🚀 OWNER

[dropoffs]

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[discomfort]

That's fair.
Would you care to meet me at the cliffs?

[dropoffs]

CALLISTO has read this message.

[ It wasn't a yes or no, but they are here at the cliffs. Arms crossed, looking out at... I guess vampire planet nature. ]

[discomfort]

[ wow!

well, owner will show up. he bows in greeting. ]

Thank you for coming out! Interesting place, isn't it?

[dropoffs]

It's a strange place.

[ Because there is like... some pieces of bones here and there deeper in the canyon-like place where Callisto is. ]

[discomfort]

[ sometimes there are bones. ]

Have you been to this particular planet before, or is it also your first time?

[dropoffs]

I have not been here before. Like you all, I only got a glimpse of it through the dossier, but ahead of time.

[ Because they have that information. They crush i guess a toe bone under their boot. ]

It's desolate in its own way despite the liveliness.

[discomfort]

The liveliness may be a way to try to fight that. Somewhere that's always dark...

[ you have to brighten up the place somehow, even if not everyone will approve of the methods. ]

[dropoffs]

Their values may be different and they're content with their lifestyle, but tourists are changing their ways.

[ Tourism. The real evil. ]

[discomfort]

They're all so aggressive! They really try to just approach you for a bite.

[dropoffs]

Most of you are food for them. [ ... ] I guess all of you. They don't seem picky, when they should be.

[discomfort]

They should be! I'm sure some of us might make them sick.

[ OWNER MIGHT MAKE THEM SICK ]

[dropoffs]

How so. Most of the crew is some level of human, which I read are a vampire's favorite feed.

[ Tasty tasty bite week. ]

[discomfort]

I am not sure if I would taste good.

[ he is not going to offer himself to vampires to find out ]

[dropoffs]

That isn't for you to decide, is it.

[ Even being a meal isn't a choice on this planet. ]

[discomfort]

I guess not. But it is really bad manners on their part.

[dropoffs]

They are overly familiar which I do not welcome.

[ do not point out that's why they're here hiding away like an angry squirrel ]

[discomfort]

[ ... ]

Not a fan of people getting too close?

[dropoffs]

No, especially not that close where they will get in the way of my path.

[ WHAT IF THEY ARE ANIME GIRL LATE ]

[discomfort]

[ help ]

Can you just hit them?

[dropoffs]

If there wasn't the threat of being jailed, I would.

[ But they do want to just make people scatter so bad. Jail, however. Not nice. ]

[discomfort]

Perhaps... you can run away quickly?

[ hit and run ]

[dropoffs]

... You're saying I should assault them and run?

[ HIT AND RUN REAL? ]

[discomfort]

Only if they deserve it.

[ yea ]

[dropoffs]

It's very tempting and it's not like I care about accrued debts and costs that would be docked on my stipend.

[ anti-capitalism behavior ]

[discomfort]

It would be good for your mental health as well.

[ sometimes you really just need to hit someone a little grabby ]