Thank you! [The way he's just BEAMING ABOUT IT and he also seems so genuinely happy to be getting his fucking minifridge for science...] And thank you for the labels, too!
[ what even is the gender neutral form of monsieur. i don't know french. ]
Of course. And hopefully they're to your liking - I'm not sure if we had anything with fun labels and ink or not, but I'm glad we at least had the labelmaker itself.
[ they would've had a cute one delivered if that's what dahut wanted. but he gets to die labeling things. hope he puts a stupid label on scien. ]
[ i know mx. exists in lieu of mr. and ms/mrs. but i don't know shit about fuck my guy.
ganymede laughs, a very brief, low, but genuine noise through the autotune of their helmet. ]
I mean, you can label anything you want with it and make it a sample in its own right. Just maybe don't label parts of the ship, because we'd have to scrape them off.
[i too know nothing about anything at all damn hours]
Oh, I wouldn't deface company property, don't worry! Maybe I can use it to label Monsieur Scien's biohazardous waste so no one else accidentally touches it, though? Or Monsieur Scien himself!
[He's going to put the equivalent of a "kick me" sign on Scien's back.]
Well... [ trailing off, before putting their hands in their pockets in this void hall thoughtfully, conspiratorially. ] I won't say anything about it if you do label him. It's pretty harmless.
[No they're partners in crime now the bloodpact is sealed.]
Ah, you're a lifesaver! Monsieur Scien is an unparalleled genius without a doubt, but I bet that if I could get something on him without him noticing, it'd be on him for the rest of his life!
[everyone has blood if you try hard enough.......]
Wow! You'd really let me?! [THE WAY HIS EYES JUST SPARKLE his freakyass fuckin reliver eyes that are just always glowing. The vibe is also just a sparkly sort of fondness.]
I'll make myself really small so he won't try to kick you to get at me!
It wouldn't be any trouble to me. [ laughing softly through their autotune again ] And you're already a lot smaller than me. I could probably just pick Scien up by the back of his lab coat hold him off like that.
[ ganymede is legitimately twice dahut's weight i will give you this nugget of information since we're referencing it he could hide behind them SO easily. ]
Ehe, that's true! [TWICE HIS WEIGHT that's so fucking funny. Ganymede and this lil green guy...] That would be really funny to see, but hopefully things never come to it... Since I'm so much smaller than you, maybe he won't even see me!
[Dahut really just using this NPC as a meatshield and being so cute about it.]
Only if it comes to that. [ this lil baby boy that can legit disappear behind them with no issue. they are very amused by this though. ] And if he even notices that you've stuck a label on him. I kind of have a feeling that he might not for a while.
[ TO BE FAIR gan did volunteer to be a meatshield. so they don't mind. ]
Not the amusement ouroboros of emotion happening here. JUST TWO LIL FOOLS HAVING A SPIRITUAL LAFF.]
I think you're very right about that! I should make a game of seeing how many I can stick to him before he notices.
[HE WISHES TO COURT DEATH. He really does this shit when Scien's first inclination for dealing with Dahut's shenanigans is to grab his head like a stress ball.]
[DAHUT DESPERATELY TRYING TO TEXT THE NPCS WHILE HE STILL HAS BOTH HANDS LIKE HELP PLS PLS HELP.]
Ehe, you sound super reliable! I'll be sure to do that, but I'll try not to get into too much trouble. You seem to have a whooole lot of work on your plate already, after all!
[ STOP GANYMEDE IS GOING TO BE SO UPSET ABOUT THIS AND ALSO LUKE FOR REASONS ]
I try to be. Don't worry too much about our plate, though, since we're lucky in that we can share the load between one another. And some of you have been receptive to learning things about the ship and the work in the meantime.
[HEEEELP DAHUT AND LUKE REALLY SHOWED UP AND IMMEDIATELY CAUSED PROBLEMS.]
I'll still worry at least a little! [Please there are 8 of you and 39 of them and they are so fucking much to handle, it's not even the chaos of wednesday yet and he knows this to be true.
That said, he throws his arms up at that...]
Oh! That's me, I'm one of them! [Thanks Dahut.] I'd love to learn as much as I can about it. All technology is fascinating and worth studying!
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Also listen. This is true.]
Thank you! [The way he's just BEAMING ABOUT IT and he also seems so genuinely happy to be getting his fucking minifridge for science...] And thank you for the labels, too!
[They're. They're for the blood as well.]
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Of course. And hopefully they're to your liking - I'm not sure if we had anything with fun labels and ink or not, but I'm glad we at least had the labelmaker itself.
[ they would've had a cute one delivered if that's what dahut wanted. but he gets to die labeling things. hope he puts a stupid label on scien. ]
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Anyway he would have absolutely asked for a cute label maker so he's STOKED ABOUT IT.]
Yes, it's very cute! It's a shame that we don't have more samples to label. An entire collection would have looked so nice together!
[Please be normal.]
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ganymede laughs, a very brief, low, but genuine noise through the autotune of their helmet. ]
I mean, you can label anything you want with it and make it a sample in its own right. Just maybe don't label parts of the ship, because we'd have to scrape them off.
[ no this is cute. ]
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Oh, I wouldn't deface company property, don't worry! Maybe I can use it to label Monsieur Scien's biohazardous waste so no one else accidentally touches it, though? Or Monsieur Scien himself!
[He's going to put the equivalent of a "kick me" sign on Scien's back.]
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[ don't enable him gan ]
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Ah, you're a lifesaver! Monsieur Scien is an unparalleled genius without a doubt, but I bet that if I could get something on him without him noticing, it'd be on him for the rest of his life!
[AS IF HE JUST NEVER TAKES OFF HIS LABCOAT.]
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And if he does find out, then you can hide behind me until he gets distracted somehow or disinterested in hunting you down.
[ lol but god SLEEP. BATHE. WASH YOUR CLOTHES. SCIEN! ]
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Wow! You'd really let me?! [THE WAY HIS EYES JUST SPARKLE his freakyass fuckin reliver eyes that are just always glowing. The vibe is also just a sparkly sort of fondness.]
I'll make myself really small so he won't try to kick you to get at me!
[HE'S ALREADY SO SMALL.]
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It wouldn't be any trouble to me. [ laughing softly through their autotune again ] And you're already a lot smaller than me. I could probably just pick Scien up by the back of his lab coat hold him off like that.
[ ganymede is legitimately twice dahut's weight i will give you this nugget of information since we're referencing it he could hide behind them SO easily. ]
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Ehe, that's true! [TWICE HIS WEIGHT that's so fucking funny. Ganymede and this lil green guy...] That would be really funny to see, but hopefully things never come to it... Since I'm so much smaller than you, maybe he won't even see me!
[Dahut really just using this NPC as a meatshield and being so cute about it.]
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Only if it comes to that. [ this lil baby boy that can legit disappear behind them with no issue. they are very amused by this though. ] And if he even notices that you've stuck a label on him. I kind of have a feeling that he might not for a while.
[ TO BE FAIR gan did volunteer to be a meatshield. so they don't mind. ]
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Not the amusement ouroboros of emotion happening here. JUST TWO LIL FOOLS HAVING A SPIRITUAL LAFF.]
I think you're very right about that! I should make a game of seeing how many I can stick to him before he notices.
[HE WISHES TO COURT DEATH. He really does this shit when Scien's first inclination for dealing with Dahut's shenanigans is to grab his head like a stress ball.]
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this npc isn't the most wily of them but they do enjoy a good laff tbh so they're happy to vibe with dahut on this. ]
Careful about that one. You do too many, and the retribution will probably be swift when he realizes they're there.
[ like dahut losing his head ]
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That's fine! If it's too much, I'll just find somewhere dark and quiet to tuck myself away in for a while and he'll never find me.
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You... are definitely small enough to find some good hiding places, actually, so I think that would work.
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Yes, yes! Being small has its perks sometimes! Ah, but other times, it's really inconvenient...
[Like when he's trying to outrun a killer with legs that are twice as long as his!]
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[ this is not going to bite them in the ass to say at all! ]
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Ehe, you sound super reliable! I'll be sure to do that, but I'll try not to get into too much trouble. You seem to have a whooole lot of work on your plate already, after all!
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I try to be. Don't worry too much about our plate, though, since we're lucky in that we can share the load between one another. And some of you have been receptive to learning things about the ship and the work in the meantime.
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I'll still worry at least a little! [Please there are 8 of you and 39 of them and they are so fucking much to handle, it's not even the chaos of wednesday yet and he knows this to be true.
That said, he throws his arms up at that...]
Oh! That's me, I'm one of them! [Thanks Dahut.] I'd love to learn as much as I can about it. All technology is fascinating and worth studying!