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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-19 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[THEY'RE... THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING, THAT'S FOR SURE. He seems grateful for Vash making his soft pettable noggin easier to reach with his tiny shrimp arms, though.]

I don't know about exposure... [He doesn't know a lot about anything though, damn. As for the question, after a moment of thought:]

It would be pretty unusual if it weren't, right? That would be way too much of a coincidence, considering you aren't the only one who can't remember things well.
artificialsweetener: (oya)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-20 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[One day he will find a good home full of people who will give him tasty snacks and head scritches without also accidentally shooting him.]

Mmm... I don't know! Maybe? It's a lot to go through just for entertainment, but some people have incomprehensible minds.

[Who is he to say what crazy entity out in deep space would or wouldn't find this funny...]
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-20 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[WHEN YOU LOOK LESS INSANE BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE IS COMPARATIVELY SO INSANE.]

Mmmmm, I don't know, either... A mysterious force would feel much less personal! But I feel like that would also be harder to find, let alone deal with.
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-20 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE PEOPLE when you're baked by 2 suns all day and night damn. He will ruffle Vash's fluffy hair again.]

Me, too! It has to be! Failure isn't an option, you know?

[HE REFUSES TO BE EATEN BY A HELLY BELLY.]
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-20 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[THE PRESSURE IS ON!!! He ruffles one last time.]

Include yourself in that as well, monsieur!
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-20 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Good! [DON'T PULL SOME RUBY BULLSHIT AND DIE AT THE LAST SECOND.] No one left behind in the Helly Belly! Maybe we can even help get our mostly eaten friends out...
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-21 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[STOP I REFUSE TO SEE.

They're on the same page about this, though! They are optimistic fools!]


They are! Kind of... Not in one piece, which is why I think we might be getting digested or something. Still, if we can see them every now and then and feel them a little, then there might be enough left to help!
artificialsweetener: (oya)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-21 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[A long pause.]

...Hmm, that could be a problem. Their bodies are probably long gone, huh?

[TIME TO INVENT CLONING IN SPACE.]
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-22 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's okay! We can figure it out! None of us are experts on these nanites either, but we're going to try learning more about them!

[Dahut studying his super cutie cute nanites that don't actually exist or whatever the hell is going on here.]