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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-11 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Vash may be over twice his age but that won't save him from Dahut's moming, in the same way that Scien being two decades older than him and also Like That doesn't save him from Dahut's moming.]

I'm sure you understand why I have trouble believing that when the only reason I get to feed you right now is because your belly tattled on you.
artificialsweetener: (and we'll both live again)

[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-11 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Vash out here being a normal not-human-food-eating non-human and Dahut's just like "YET ANOTHER ASSHOLE WHO'S OUT HERE NOT TAKING CARE OF THEMSELVES".]

To give you advanced warning!

[The illusion of choice...]
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-11 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
[NOT THE CATHOLIC GUILT AGAIN STOP WE LEAVE THE CATHOLICISM IN HOMOS.

He extends his lil pinky...]


We can pinky promise that you'll let me fuss a little as long as I don't fuss too too much! How's that?
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-11 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[punches the catholic out of him]

It's a better one! [He will curl his pinky around Vash's lil prosthetic one in turn and give his hand a shake!] No take-backs, okay? Pinky promises are forever!
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-11 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[A bright lil smile! And then he pulls his hand away, patting the table next to Vash's plate.]

I'm sorry that I can't do anything more than this, but I cooked up some spam and made bread with curry powder that I found earlier. So hopefully it's tasty, and at least a little filling!
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-11 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[DAHUT JUST LIKE I SEE WHY HE WASN'T EATING.

But his expression still lights up at that! Hell yeah enjoy his lil raccoon meal made for raccoons please and thank you.]


It isn't so bad! When it's grilled, it tastes really nice! I'm not so much a fan of it before it's cooked, though...

[Much like me, aki, who also loves fried spam but could do without spam saimin.]
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-12 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
[THEN THEY WILL HAVE TO SIMPLY EAT PEANUT. wow though what's he so freakishly tall for. i already knew this but i keep forgetting and re-learning it like an endless horror show

There's a little hum of agreement about the SPAM THOUGH. It's true... Slimey straight from the can but so nice and crispy and salty when it's fried. That's some good stuff. They're eating like kings in the garbage. As for the question:]


Mm, I am! You don't have to worry about me, monsieur. I'm very sturdy! [FLEXING his little weenie arms... And then reaching out to pat Vash's.]

What about you?
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-12 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[HELP THEY SAID ELEVATE. ELEVATE HIS SIZE AND HIS CATHOLIC GUILT. Yeah though their blood's about to be fucking weird, full of nanites and so much spam.]

Hmm... I think there are other people who could use that advice more than me, monsieur. [CLOCKING HIS ASS but also clocking Luke's ass.]

I can understand that, though. It's really frustrating when you have to watch people struggle and you can't do anything to help, right?
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-12 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well! Monsieur Luke definitely has his own set of problems, that much is true. He really can't stand being seen when he's feeling anger or upset or sadness, it seems.

[DON'T JUST ROAST LUKE LIKE THIS. But it's okay because he immediately moves to roasting Vash instead.]

Aren't you the same? With how quickly you acted to save those figures in the fog, you must be someone who values life very highly... So watching this happen must be painful for you, right? But I think that rather than simply being a private person, part of why you hide away is probably because you don't like burdening others. Right?

[HE SAID DIE.]

You're right about that, though! Nothing like the threat of death to motivate a person.
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-12 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[FUCKING HELP the difference between these vash and knives threads AND THEN A MAID WANTING TO RATNAP HIM INTO DREAMLAND IN BETWEEN?????

Anyway Dahut just GASPS.]


Wah—! Monsieur!! [OH NOOO the baby is tearing up... Dahut will reach up with both hands to start patting his head very gently.] There, there! No more tears...!
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-12 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
[NOOOOO HE'S JUST A BIG BAAAABYYYYYY. Dahut will move to wipe at his tears with his little gloved paws.]

Nooo...! It's okay, it's okay! Don't cry! Come here, I'll pat your back and sing you a lovely song until you feel better again...!
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[personal profile] artificialsweetener 2024-03-12 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[IT'S BECAUSE DAHUT REFUSES TO BE OUTHAMMED. Patting his head still patpatpat...]

I believe you! The subconscious mind is really something else, huh?

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