AUDIENCE 🚀 MIZUKI DATE

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[psynchroneyes]

On it!

[ time to fiddle with whatever remote we have, but after a moment she looks back up at them. ]

Not gonna sit down?

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Is this an invitation?

[psynchroneyes]

Um... Technically, you invited me...

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... You are right.

[ They will take a seat then, but they sit very proper. ]

[psynchroneyes]

There we go. Just kick back! Relax! Enjoy the show!

[ which she will now start ]

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[ They watch and... ]

What an interesting film.

[ "Interesting." ]

[psynchroneyes]

That shark is eating so many people. Which is wild, because I heard humans don't actually taste that great.

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I did read that humans are mostly made out of water? Water is good for the body, at least?

[ Is that how shark tastes work? They don't know. ]

[psynchroneyes]

Do you think a shark needs water from a person when they live in water? How much more do you need after that?

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... They would be quite hydrated, wouldn't they? But salt water dehydrates, doesn't it?

[ they are not a science person and it is showing ]

[psynchroneyes]

I think they would die in freshwater, so maybe they need to drink all that salt after all...

[ <-- not a fish expert ]

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[ They slowly nod. ]

Perhaps I should research on sharks... Or Mister Sidon would know the answer.

[psynchroneyes]

—Oh shit, you're right! We've got a whole entire shark just walking around!

[ a pause ]

... But he doesn't spend a lot of time in water here, does he? Would he even count...

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He has to keep his skin moisturized, doesn't he...? And I don't believe he uses moisturizing cream.

[ they really are just wondering here. ]

[psynchroneyes]

Wait, yeah. He mentioned sleeping in the showers, but that's enough for a shark guy not to shrivel up?

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Is that why he has been in the showers during lockdown?

[ oh ]

[psynchroneyes]

That's what he claimed, anyway, but I doubt he'd have a reason to lie about that...

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He does seem genuine in everything he does.

[ Agreed. ]

[psynchroneyes]

Yep, that's a guy who's way too honest. Maybe for his own good.