AUDIENCE 🚀 HARLEY

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yeah, pretty much
went from 0 to 60 though
some place called "barbie land"?

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Sorry, I think autocorrect did something funny to your last text. What do you mean BARBIELAND?

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oh no
i definitely meant
barbie land

the storm manifested in a hell of a way...

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You can't see my face right now, but I am INSANELY jealous. And maybe a little frightened LOL
What did you find in that storm??

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oh don't be jelly it was 0/10 i promise

they just kind of melted their plastic together
and made one giant barbie?
trying to basically integrate us in among the masses

mostly we just found a hell of a lot of chaos

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Aw... Now I'm just grossed out and disappointed. What is it with alien abominations and trying to get you to join the hivemind? It's so tacky and overdone.
Did you get to at least blow up?

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right though? here i thought maybe barbie land would be fun.
instead it was just gross and will just haunt my dreams woohoo

we didn't get to blow it up, no, but upon managing to escape the storm dispersed
so i think going through a gauntlet made by plastic freaks was enough
i think callisto would have been glad to blow the place up though.

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Man, you got traumatized AND you didn't even get to blow it up?? The company better give you a fat juicy bonus because you just got ripped off. 😒

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no kidding i could use that.
maybe start up a bar in panama or something.
or argentina. somewhere warm and sunny...

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Shit. Please. You should. What I wouldn't do to be somewhere warm and sunny right now.
I want to go to a nice resort planet, not get my tits frozen off in the middle of planet Antarctica

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holy shit a resort planet would be The Thing we need right now.
at the rate we're going tho i wouldn't be surprised if someone ruined it.
still, a rabbit can dream right?

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I know you're right but you're still breaking my heart here, Thebe. 😭