AUDIENCE 🚀 HARLEY

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I've seen people come back from the dead before it's not like it's IMPOSSIBLE...
But IDK how to get to the coming back to life stage if their ghosts are posting memes on the internet and their bodies are chilling in a cooler

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Oh? Do you mind sharing the method? It could be useful.

Binding soul to body is difficult... I have never needed to, have never done it, and don't know a way. At least, if they are the ones posting, it seems like they are having fun.

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I cried on my BFFGFF's grave and my tears of love brought her back.
And also the healing power of nature I guess because she's a metahuman with plant powers but it was MOSTLY my tears.

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I wonder how many people would be open to crying over the corpse.

It's worth trying.

[messy]

Easy, just start chopping onions by the vents and you'll get those tears running in no time.

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That may work on some people, Miss Quinn... I'll bring it up in a meeting to see how the rest of the senior officers feel about the method.

Even if it's a far cry from a solution, it may lighten their spirits.

[messy]

Don't knock it 'til you try it!
Besides... Even if it doesn't work, I get the feeling some people around here could use a good cry LOL
Lots of repressed assholes on this ship and all.