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[personal profile] messy 2024-03-13 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[my favorite type of npc unmask are truly the ones where i STILL don't know shit about the character... hello, sir.

she lifts a hand to wave back, squinting.]


Huh. Y'know, there was a point where I was wonderin' if those helmets of yours were actually part of your heads.
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[personal profile] messy 2024-03-15 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, shit, good for you. Fuck the rules!

[own those designer eyebags! those are gucci.

she nods, shoving her hands in her coat pockets because even she is not strong enough to brave the cold without a jacket.]


Yeah, let's go! My girlfriend would never forgive me if I told her I had a chance to look at plants and shit on an alien planet and didn't even bother to take notes for her.

[the way she is just doing this because she is gay.]
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[personal profile] messy 2024-03-18 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[GAZES.]

... How did you do that with your mouth...

[that description makes it sound so pretty, though. she's snapping a picture of it and taking notes on the i.r.i.s. like a good little clown who wants to earn points with her beautiful girlfriend.]

What are they celebratin' when they hang this up? It ain't gonna give you explosive diarrhea like mistletoe, is it?
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[personal profile] messy 2024-03-20 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[harley, from brooklyn:]

Yeah, I get the feelin' I ain't gonna do much better if I try to speak cat.

[imagine a cat with a brooklyn accent... she goes ahead and boops the plant with a gloved finger.]

Y'know... that's kinda sweet. Thinking your loved ones went off to join the big hunt in the sky.
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[personal profile] messy 2024-03-22 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Right, right. Like "bye, bitch!" And "is this gluten free?" Very important phrases to know in every language.

[they are not but sure thing, harley.]

... I guess it's a comfort thing, coming with answers about life after death. [watches them, snapping the occasional pic as they go.] What else do they celebrate? I've only talked to one of 'em long enough to ask if they're allergic to human flesh.