[ would shu like the jack reacher novels? maybe. ]
... [ huh. i mean he spends his time with the case of an otome so he's used to be around stupidly attractive people. ] I guess? As long as no one turns into a vampire or a werewolf and starts a turf war then we're doing better than the people in thebooks are.
Is "good looking" a secret "required" skill on the contract or something?
It's just funny, after the original twenty people that the eight of us trained with. A lot more conventional people as opposed to what we've got. [ to the contract joke. they do laugh a little, though. ] I think werewolves are frowned upon on this planet, so I'd really like to pass on a turf war.
A winning combination. How’d he get the job then? Seems like the kind of role you need to take some risks in to be effective.
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I’ll do my best. [ TO BE FAIR HE DID, blade was the one who got his ass thrown in jail. ] But who knows what kind of things we could get up to out there.
[ said as shu also persuades arthur to just steal books. for free. how did it come to this? ]
Oh, hell if I know. But he's working security at the galactic hub, so it doesn't really matter, now. Transferred towards the end of our winter tour.
[ waving their hand after the tit pat. ]
Considering the population and the people on board, I'm sure that things will get interesting fast. We gave you all the anti-bite balm, but I won't be shocked if some people opt to not utilize it.
[ they pull up their I.R.I.S. screen, tapping a few times. ]
I believe Ganymede put in the slideshow that it's good dental, no matter how many teeth you have. [ once they've converted the end stipend, shu will get to see that it has so many zeroes that he could live a carefree life without ever worrying about money. ever again. ]
He promised me that he would "keep me on my toes." So, yes. I'd rather he bother me than Amalthea, Metis, or Thebe though.
Ominous. How many teeth do some of you actually have? [ more than the osmond family.... he looks at the amount on makes a 'hmm' sound under his breath. ]
You'd have to find a lot of hobbies to keep you happy with that kind of cash.
... None of them especially used to dealing with rebellious men out to cause chaos? Sounds like he's taken a liking to you.
I'm fairly certain all eight of us have a normal, human amount of teeth. [ amused sounding. ]
In a few cases, I know that some of the officers would be donating it or giving it to their friends and family. I don't have much need for this amount of money, personally, but I'd find somewhere to put it.
[ the amusement fades, aggrieved, and they elbow him a little. ]
They are, to different degrees. But I wouldn't subject Amalthea to him in a thousand years, Thebe is a total non-combatant and his way of saying "hello" to me involves his sword, and Metis can fight but I would rather avoid it given they've been sore like an old man with total arthritis lately.
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You saying it like that makes it sound worse, y'know.
[ lmao. ]
I guess this kind of money would be the sort of thing people would sign up for months long space tours for. Minus the potential murder thing that we may or may not being dealing with.
[ oof. ] That makes it sound like Amalthea could fight if they wanted to, but they don't deserve to deal with that crap. [ which, fair. ] ... Some of you are non-combatants? What happens if some of the planets you come too aren't happy to see you? There's bound to be some out there like that. [ grandperson metis, noooooooooooo. ]
Amalthea and Thebe are both non-combatants, but Amalthea especially doesn't deserve to deal with that sort of situation. Metis is, but... [ gestures in what they said. ] Can fight, but specialties are less up front and personal, typically, whereas the rest of us are combat trained and experienced with a variety of specialties.
Nut & Bolt isn't supposed to contract with hostile planets, but if that winds up happening, the six of us are equipped to deal with it. At least enough to get us out of trouble and off the planet.
[ the glow blinks. ] Metis is one of the oldest of the officers, though.
They're not supposed to contract with hostile planets, but the majority of their senior crew and a large portion of their junior crew are combat trained. [ interesting. ]
... Hm. Really? They'd didn't give the whole hunched over, tottering OAP vibe. And I know plenty of stupidly organised leadership types who are under the age of 30, so that's no indication of age.
It does make it sound strange, putting it out in the open. Nut & Bolt will also do rescue and recon missions if necessary on a route, but for the most part it's mostly just being overprepared for situations - or meant to be. Clearly here we are, now.
[ that... at least makes them huff a small laugh. ]
As have I. But they're far older than 30, albeit I wouldn't go so far as to say they're tottering or hunched over. Rather spry for their age - just need to make sure they stay out of trouble.
I’ll be honest, I don’t really trust a lot of what this company does. I don’t really need to explain why. [ the contract thing was really just the start. ] But if they were over prepared enough that six of you are combat trained, then that just suggests to me they expected more situations that it would be needed in than they openly admitted.
[ le big shrug. ]
Because they’re acting like “an old man with arthritis”.
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... [ huh. i mean he spends his time with the case of an otome so he's used to be around stupidly attractive people. ] I guess? As long as no one turns into a vampire or a werewolf and starts a turf war then we're doing better than the people in thebooks are.
Is "good looking" a secret "required" skill on the contract or something?
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It's just funny, after the original twenty people that the eight of us trained with. A lot more conventional people as opposed to what we've got. [ to the contract joke. they do laugh a little, though. ] I think werewolves are frowned upon on this planet, so I'd really like to pass on a turf war.
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Less dating game show cast, more everyday guy from the street?
[ but. uh. um? hm. ]
Seriously? There's a vampire vs werewolf thing going on?
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[ they tilt their head. ]
Apparently. They're banned from the colony itself during this time of year, according to the intel that I was able to pick up.
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[ maybe fwendship? ]
… This is turning into some sci-fi version of that book I mentioned by the minute.
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[ some fwendship. ]
Maybe don't go out and get bitten by any of the locals, then.
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[ there's a story there, share. ]
I'm not trying to.
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[ the hot goss. ]
Good. [ pats him on the chest ] Don't get into trouble with them, either, although we'll at least be able to get any of you out of it.
[ smash cut to blade getting arrested ]
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[ deets. juicy.
enjoy the tit pat?? ]
I’ll do my best. [ TO BE FAIR HE DID, blade was the one who got his ass thrown in jail. ] But who knows what kind of things we could get up to out there.
[ said as shu also persuades arthur to just steal books. for free. how did it come to this? ]
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[ waving their hand after the tit pat. ]
Considering the population and the people on board, I'm sure that things will get interesting fast. We gave you all the anti-bite balm, but I won't be shocked if some people opt to not utilize it.
[ sometimes you crime a little, as a tweat ]
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[ ah, the bite crimes. can’t wait to read strip check back and see who committed crimes. ]
Some people are into biting. You’ve delivered them to paradise.
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Retirements, transfers, and leave galore. We volunteered to hang back with the Eudora during her month off for maintenance, and now here we are.
[ truly strip check is going to be so much. ]
Very funny. [ delivered ] What you all do on Strihira can stay on Strihira, so long as it doesn't get you arrested.
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Promoted and dealing with this mess.
[ how many people indulged in bitesville..... ]
Please. I don't get arrested.
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Loving it. [ deadpan jazzhand, singular.
well. looks at how many people asked us in their mod dms. a lot. ]
You, I'm not worried about. It's the other passengers running around that I have less faith in. We'll see what happens.
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[ lmao. ]
Who do you expect to be bailing out first, then?
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[ the immediacy of the following answer could give whiplash: ]
Blade. He's my personal headache.
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[ …
he snorts. ]
That much of a troublemake?
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I believe Ganymede put in the slideshow that it's good dental, no matter how many teeth you have. [ once they've converted the end stipend, shu will get to see that it has so many zeroes that he could live a carefree life without ever worrying about money. ever again. ]
He promised me that he would "keep me on my toes." So, yes. I'd rather he bother me than Amalthea, Metis, or Thebe though.
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You'd have to find a lot of hobbies to keep you happy with that kind of cash.
... None of them especially used to dealing with rebellious men out to cause chaos? Sounds like he's taken a liking to you.
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In a few cases, I know that some of the officers would be donating it or giving it to their friends and family. I don't have much need for this amount of money, personally, but I'd find somewhere to put it.
[ the amusement fades, aggrieved, and they elbow him a little. ]
They are, to different degrees. But I wouldn't subject Amalthea to him in a thousand years, Thebe is a total non-combatant and his way of saying "hello" to me involves his sword, and Metis can fight but I would rather avoid it given they've been sore like an old man with total arthritis lately.
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[ lmao. ]
I guess this kind of money would be the sort of thing people would sign up for months long space tours for. Minus the potential murder thing that we may or may not being dealing with.
[ oof. ] That makes it sound like Amalthea could fight if they wanted to, but they don't deserve to deal with that crap. [ which, fair. ] ... Some of you are non-combatants? What happens if some of the planets you come too aren't happy to see you? There's bound to be some out there like that. [ grandperson metis, noooooooooooo. ]
... Can't say Metis struck me as old.
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[ lmao ]
Amalthea and Thebe are both non-combatants, but Amalthea especially doesn't deserve to deal with that sort of situation. Metis is, but... [ gestures in what they said. ] Can fight, but specialties are less up front and personal, typically, whereas the rest of us are combat trained and experienced with a variety of specialties.
Nut & Bolt isn't supposed to contract with hostile planets, but if that winds up happening, the six of us are equipped to deal with it. At least enough to get us out of trouble and off the planet.
[ the glow blinks. ] Metis is one of the oldest of the officers, though.
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[ DRYLY. ]
They're not supposed to contract with hostile planets, but the majority of their senior crew and a large portion of their junior crew are combat trained. [ interesting. ]
... Hm. Really? They'd didn't give the whole hunched over, tottering OAP vibe. And I know plenty of stupidly organised leadership types who are under the age of 30, so that's no indication of age.
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It does make it sound strange, putting it out in the open. Nut & Bolt will also do rescue and recon missions if necessary on a route, but for the most part it's mostly just being overprepared for situations - or meant to be. Clearly here we are, now.
[ that... at least makes them huff a small laugh. ]
As have I. But they're far older than 30, albeit I wouldn't go so far as to say they're tottering or hunched over. Rather spry for their age - just need to make sure they stay out of trouble.
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[ le big shrug. ]
Because they’re acting like “an old man with arthritis”.
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